T. E. Woodard, Cosmic Horror Author
@tewwriting.bsky.social
Horror author who occasionally writes poetry and makes videos . Full time goofball with a degree in yapology.
All of my works are available on Amazon, but also free via my Ko-Fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/tewoodard/shop
All of my works are available on Amazon, but also free via my Ko-Fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/tewoodard/shop
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Did you know there's a never-before-seen #microfiction #horror story on my website? If you're looking to kill about a minute yet be left with a pit in your stomach for the rest of the day, give it a look!
tewoodard.com/misfire
tewoodard.com/misfire
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Did you know there's a never-before-seen #microfiction #horror story on my website? If you're looking to kill about a minute yet be left with a pit in your stomach for the rest of the day, give it a look!
tewoodard.com/misfire
tewoodard.com/misfire
I think I'm ready to share this now. For the past couple of weeks, I've been slowly putting together a little project for my website that I like to call a non-linear mosaic story. If you're interested in dark fantasy stuff, you can check it out here.
tewoodard.com/xenschet
tewoodard.com/xenschet
Xen’Schet
A shattered reality the cosmos only recalls in fragments Wars waged between realms that were never meant to cross Millennia of conflict settled in devastating battles What is Xen’Schet? Xen&#…
tewoodard.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think I'm ready to share this now. For the past couple of weeks, I've been slowly putting together a little project for my website that I like to call a non-linear mosaic story. If you're interested in dark fantasy stuff, you can check it out here.
tewoodard.com/xenschet
tewoodard.com/xenschet
Very much so, yes. The pedestal that some people put AI on makes it seem like a god they're worshipping. That observation led me to explore the concept of a dystopia with AI at its center, and what would happen if that AI developed an ego.
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August 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Very much so, yes. The pedestal that some people put AI on makes it seem like a god they're worshipping. That observation led me to explore the concept of a dystopia with AI at its center, and what would happen if that AI developed an ego.
#PitchDis
#PitchDis
There's an instance of wildlife and a stray cat. Pets in this story's universe are rare, primarily due to economic factors with most people living in or just above poverty. Aside from sanctuaries or underdeveloped areas, there just aren't many animals left.
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August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's an instance of wildlife and a stray cat. Pets in this story's universe are rare, primarily due to economic factors with most people living in or just above poverty. Aside from sanctuaries or underdeveloped areas, there just aren't many animals left.
#PitchDis
#PitchDis
I'm definitely an overwriter. In the few instances of submissions I've done, I've always had to painstakingly go through the manuscripts and cut words until I just barely managed to get under the limit.
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August 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm definitely an overwriter. In the few instances of submissions I've done, I've always had to painstakingly go through the manuscripts and cut words until I just barely managed to get under the limit.
#PitchDis
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I'm a pantser through and through.
I have my main characters and a scene or two I wanna hit at most. I tend to have an end in mind, though it can change. The destination isn't hewn in stone if the journey ends up going somewhere else.
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I have my main characters and a scene or two I wanna hit at most. I tend to have an end in mind, though it can change. The destination isn't hewn in stone if the journey ends up going somewhere else.
#PitchDis
August 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm a pantser through and through.
I have my main characters and a scene or two I wanna hit at most. I tend to have an end in mind, though it can change. The destination isn't hewn in stone if the journey ends up going somewhere else.
#PitchDis
I have my main characters and a scene or two I wanna hit at most. I tend to have an end in mind, though it can change. The destination isn't hewn in stone if the journey ends up going somewhere else.
#PitchDis
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I'm definitely a pantser.
I love getting a fantastic idea, feel the rush of excitement and dive into the story with absolutely no clue where I might wind up.
I'm definitely a pantser.
I love getting a fantastic idea, feel the rush of excitement and dive into the story with absolutely no clue where I might wind up.
August 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I'm definitely a pantser.
I love getting a fantastic idea, feel the rush of excitement and dive into the story with absolutely no clue where I might wind up.
I'm definitely a pantser.
I love getting a fantastic idea, feel the rush of excitement and dive into the story with absolutely no clue where I might wind up.
I don't exactly have a favorite writing spot, no. My life's a little chaotic, so I just try to get some writing in whenever and wherever I can. I abandoned any pretense of a schedule or idealized writing scenario long ago.
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August 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don't exactly have a favorite writing spot, no. My life's a little chaotic, so I just try to get some writing in whenever and wherever I can. I abandoned any pretense of a schedule or idealized writing scenario long ago.
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I've always been a pantser. Sometimes I know where I want my stories to end up, but there are fun little surprises for everyone along the way, including me.
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August 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've always been a pantser. Sometimes I know where I want my stories to end up, but there are fun little surprises for everyone along the way, including me.
#PitchDis
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A bit about the main character of the book..
She's a champion bull rider, and owns her own small ranch.
She has three dairy cows she sometimes hand milks to help with her mental health. All three are named off the characters from "Golden Girls"🩷
A bit about the main character of the book..
She's a champion bull rider, and owns her own small ranch.
She has three dairy cows she sometimes hand milks to help with her mental health. All three are named off the characters from "Golden Girls"🩷
August 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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A bit about the main character of the book..
She's a champion bull rider, and owns her own small ranch.
She has three dairy cows she sometimes hand milks to help with her mental health. All three are named off the characters from "Golden Girls"🩷
A bit about the main character of the book..
She's a champion bull rider, and owns her own small ranch.
She has three dairy cows she sometimes hand milks to help with her mental health. All three are named off the characters from "Golden Girls"🩷
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Lizzie doesn't quite live up to everyone's expectations, always falling short of the goal. Still, she's determined to live up to her family's legacy, even if it ☠️ her. #PitchDis
August 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Lizzie doesn't quite live up to everyone's expectations, always falling short of the goal. Still, she's determined to live up to her family's legacy, even if it ☠️ her. #PitchDis
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I checked out the hotel suite. Peered into cupboards. Pressed buttons. It looked like a suite in any London hotel. No microgravity. No round windows or built-in furniture. Not even a steam-shower.
Why come all the way to the moon and have rooms that look exactly the same as home?
#WIPsnips "same"
Why come all the way to the moon and have rooms that look exactly the same as home?
#WIPsnips "same"
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I checked out the hotel suite. Peered into cupboards. Pressed buttons. It looked like a suite in any London hotel. No microgravity. No round windows or built-in furniture. Not even a steam-shower.
Why come all the way to the moon and have rooms that look exactly the same as home?
#WIPsnips "same"
Why come all the way to the moon and have rooms that look exactly the same as home?
#WIPsnips "same"
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Hey #PitchDis community! I've found that anxiety is always present for my middle grade characters.
August 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hey #PitchDis community! I've found that anxiety is always present for my middle grade characters.
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#PitchDis day 4
one thing I always return to is homecoming, particularly the reality of not being able to go home or the possibility that home has changed without you around. as someone who struggles to identify where I’m “from,” it helps to explore how characters might deal with that
one thing I always return to is homecoming, particularly the reality of not being able to go home or the possibility that home has changed without you around. as someone who struggles to identify where I’m “from,” it helps to explore how characters might deal with that
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
#PitchDis day 4
one thing I always return to is homecoming, particularly the reality of not being able to go home or the possibility that home has changed without you around. as someone who struggles to identify where I’m “from,” it helps to explore how characters might deal with that
one thing I always return to is homecoming, particularly the reality of not being able to go home or the possibility that home has changed without you around. as someone who struggles to identify where I’m “from,” it helps to explore how characters might deal with that
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Day 4 #PitchDis
Resilience is probably the most common theme in my books.
Doing everything you must to survive. No matter what you’re up against.
😅 probably says more than I would like it to about my own life😅🤣
Resilience is probably the most common theme in my books.
Doing everything you must to survive. No matter what you’re up against.
😅 probably says more than I would like it to about my own life😅🤣
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Day 4 #PitchDis
Resilience is probably the most common theme in my books.
Doing everything you must to survive. No matter what you’re up against.
😅 probably says more than I would like it to about my own life😅🤣
Resilience is probably the most common theme in my books.
Doing everything you must to survive. No matter what you’re up against.
😅 probably says more than I would like it to about my own life😅🤣
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Mina Hyong, scientist and CEO of Hyong Exploration and Research of Space, known to the world as HER Space Inc.
Her science experiment creates a wormhole. This transforms her and her little research company into a major space industry.
#Writers #WritingCommunity #PitchDis #amediting final edit!
Her science experiment creates a wormhole. This transforms her and her little research company into a major space industry.
#Writers #WritingCommunity #PitchDis #amediting final edit!
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Mina Hyong, scientist and CEO of Hyong Exploration and Research of Space, known to the world as HER Space Inc.
Her science experiment creates a wormhole. This transforms her and her little research company into a major space industry.
#Writers #WritingCommunity #PitchDis #amediting final edit!
Her science experiment creates a wormhole. This transforms her and her little research company into a major space industry.
#Writers #WritingCommunity #PitchDis #amediting final edit!
May or may not have forgotten the #PitchDis in the original reply. 😅
Simmons is the zealous leader of the "Children of Calypso" group. He upholds their practices without question and never turns away a prospective new member. But he may be a little too good at what be does, as he begins to draw the attention of others who would sooner dismantle his congregation.
August 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
May or may not have forgotten the #PitchDis in the original reply. 😅
Simmons is the zealous leader of the "Children of Calypso" group. He upholds their practices without question and never turns away a prospective new member. But he may be a little too good at what be does, as he begins to draw the attention of others who would sooner dismantle his congregation.
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Simmons is the zealous leader of the "Children of Calypso" group. He upholds their practices without question and never turns away a prospective new member. But he may be a little too good at what be does, as he begins to draw the attention of others who would sooner dismantle his congregation.
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I keep coming back to learning/accepting to be loved. 🙈
Also, anything I'm working through: identity, bodyimage, body configuration, neurodivergence, loss... it's (almost) free therapy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Also, anything I'm working through: identity, bodyimage, body configuration, neurodivergence, loss... it's (almost) free therapy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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August 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I keep coming back to learning/accepting to be loved. 🙈
Also, anything I'm working through: identity, bodyimage, body configuration, neurodivergence, loss... it's (almost) free therapy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#PitchDis
Also, anything I'm working through: identity, bodyimage, body configuration, neurodivergence, loss... it's (almost) free therapy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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My stories typically center around a god-like being, either in the form of a typical eldritch deity or, more recently, man-made entities that come to be worshipped as gods. When those aren't the focus, it's usually some form of obsession.
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August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My stories typically center around a god-like being, either in the form of a typical eldritch deity or, more recently, man-made entities that come to be worshipped as gods. When those aren't the focus, it's usually some form of obsession.
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happy 21 days of #PitchDis !
my name is amanda, and i’m a 24 year old author of siblings and annoying sapphics!!
#amwriting mostly historical fiction, i love medical history, and i’m wayyy too into the locked tomb by tamsyn muir!
i’m so excited to write more and more and interact with everyone!
my name is amanda, and i’m a 24 year old author of siblings and annoying sapphics!!
#amwriting mostly historical fiction, i love medical history, and i’m wayyy too into the locked tomb by tamsyn muir!
i’m so excited to write more and more and interact with everyone!
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
happy 21 days of #PitchDis !
my name is amanda, and i’m a 24 year old author of siblings and annoying sapphics!!
#amwriting mostly historical fiction, i love medical history, and i’m wayyy too into the locked tomb by tamsyn muir!
i’m so excited to write more and more and interact with everyone!
my name is amanda, and i’m a 24 year old author of siblings and annoying sapphics!!
#amwriting mostly historical fiction, i love medical history, and i’m wayyy too into the locked tomb by tamsyn muir!
i’m so excited to write more and more and interact with everyone!
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Don't forget about the Ko-Fi to help keep our site and event up and running. Donations of $15 or more will get a #PitchDis sticker!
I'll also have a random drawing of #PitchDis participants to win a sticker next month.
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I'll also have a random drawing of #PitchDis participants to win a sticker next month.
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August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Don't forget about the Ko-Fi to help keep our site and event up and running. Donations of $15 or more will get a #PitchDis sticker!
I'll also have a random drawing of #PitchDis participants to win a sticker next month.
ko-fi.com/pitchdis
I'll also have a random drawing of #PitchDis participants to win a sticker next month.
ko-fi.com/pitchdis
My website is looking better than ever, and now there's a dedicated hub for all my projects, past, present, and future. Very happy with how it's turned out, and eager to expand on the newest project and begin adding to the catalog.
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Welcome to the abyss
Delving into the macabre, the strange, and the incomprehensible one word at a time.
tewoodard.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My website is looking better than ever, and now there's a dedicated hub for all my projects, past, present, and future. Very happy with how it's turned out, and eager to expand on the newest project and begin adding to the catalog.
tewoodard.com
😄
tewoodard.com
😄
I've written off and on since I was about 13 years old. I'd always enjoyed escaping to other worlds, and I found that creating those worlds myself was much more fun. But it wasn't until a couple years ago that I really took writing seriously, as in actually seeing projects through.
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August 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've written off and on since I was about 13 years old. I'd always enjoyed escaping to other worlds, and I found that creating those worlds myself was much more fun. But it wasn't until a couple years ago that I really took writing seriously, as in actually seeing projects through.
#PitchDis
#PitchDis