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Teufelaffe
@teufelaffe.bsky.social
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Self-propelled cat furniture & board game player. Sex Worker positive. Trans rights are human rights. Intersectional feminist. All cats are good cats. He/Him.
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Kind of obsessed with this listing on Amazon that 1) gives the age range in months rather than years, and 2) has an upper age limit of 800 years old
Screen snippet from the Amazon listing for the board game, Betrayal at Baldur's Gate. The listing title reads, "Avalon Hill Betrayal at Baldur's Gate Board Game for 144 months to 9600 months"
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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On the flip side of that, I think that Fantasy Flight Games minis they've been putting out for their Runewars and newer Descent games are flipping amazing, especially for stuff from a "non-miniatures" company.
Picture of 6 miniatures from the Descent Legends in the Dark board game.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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That's not what the article, or his comments, suggest. Here's a translation of part of the actual interview (www.gamespark.jp/article/2025...):
Screen shot of a portion of the interview that has been translated from Japanese to English. It reads, "From the CEO's perspective, what impact do you think "new game development technologies" such as generative AI have on your company's titles in the future? Lee Jung-heon: The introduction of AI has greatly improved the efficiency of the game production process and live service operation. In that sense, I feel that the "average" of games and live services is gradually increasing. First of all, it is necessary to think that "all game companies use AI" and "all game companies use the same or similar technology". How do you survive thinking you have the same AI and technology? I think it is important to choose a strategy on how to increase competitiveness. I tried various things, but in conclusion...if there is one point that can differentiate ourselves in such a future world, I believe it will be "human creativity"."
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I was going to post a picture saying that my cat had forgiven me, but this is a picture I ended up taking
A tortoiseshell cat is laying on her side facing the camera with one front paw reaching out an obscuring the right portion of the lens
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The face of a cat who refuses to look at me because I won't let her have garlic butter
Tortoiseshell colored Cornish Rex cat sitting in a classic cat loaf pose, looking slightly off to the right, but most definitely not at me.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I know it's still early in the counting, but Adams being behind write-ins has gotta hurt. Imagine being so shit at your job that the people who write whoever the fuck they want in the ballot outnumber the people who want you to keep your job.
Chart showing NYC mayoral electing vote counts, with approximately 36% of the votes counted so far. Zohran Mamdani leads with 51.5%, Andrew Cuomo is in second with 39.7%, Curtis Sliwa is in third with 8%. Write-in votes are at 0.3% and Eric Adams, the current mayor of NYC, is at 0.2%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I wonder if the French have higher rates of celiac disease. After all, to them bread is pain.
Image of a dog that look similar to a Husky. The dog has its mouth open, and its face is facing to the side, but it's looking straight at the camera. The image is frequently used in bad or "dad" joke memes, as the dog's expression conveys a "didja get it!?" vibe.
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Image from the TV show "Parks & Rec" showing the character Ron Swanson in a Home Depot/Lowe's style hardware store, saying to an employee, "I know more than you."
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I had an interesting childhood
Screen shot from the movie Heavy Metal. It shows the character Taarna, wearing red boots, black thigh-high stockings, a black bikini, a piece of red armor on her right shoulder, and a red gauntlet on her right hand. She is standing facing the viewer, holding the hilt of a sword in front of her with its point straight down. She is standing in front of a massive statue of a woman, who is kneeling, legs spread, arms up and hands behind her head. Taarna is standing between the statue's thighs.
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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XKCD comic titled "My Hobby: Extrapolating". It shows two stick figure people standing in front of a graph. The figure on the left is pointing to the graph, while the figure on the right appears to be wearing a bridal veil. The graph's Y axis is labeled "Number of husbands", the X axis has two items, "Yesterday" and "Today", showing an increase from 0 on Yesterday to 1 on Today. The figure pointing to the graph is saying, "As you can see, by late next month you'll have over four dozen husbands. Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake."
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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USB flash drives are now smaller than the USB-A connector they're attached to. The future is here
128GB usb flash drive. The portion that contains the "drive" is about 2/3rd the size of the USB-A connector
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Tumblr post by user brainstatic that reads, "I hate this notion that universities need to literally let anyone speak or else you're stifling knowledge. Here's something that stifles knowledge: having to explain very basic things over and over. If you let someone barge into a medical laboratory and yell "everyone stop what you're doing and prove to me germs exist", that's stifling knowledge. Shutting everything down so that a neo-nazi can calmly ask whether black people are people does not enrich a learning environment in any way, it drags everything down and exhausts everyone. Free speech absolutism is crude and unsophisticated, we need to acknowledge that sometimes speech has deleterious effects on the free speech of others."
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Designed and printed a little insert for the card game 3 Chapters today.

I really do love that I can think of a thing, spend some time futzing around in Fusion, and a few hours later have a physical object that has never been conceived of or existed before.
The bottom half of the box for the card game 3 Chapters. In the box is an empty 3D-printed insert, with spaces for the deck of cards, and each of the different types of tokens used in the game. The bottom half of the box for the card game 3 Chapters. In the box is an 3D-printed insert, with the spaces for the deck of cards, and each of the different types of tokens used in the game filled with their corresponding game components.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I found a picture of Joshua
Crop from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Ceral comic. It shows a man in glasses saying, "Well, I thought it once, then I thought it again. That's two data points right there."
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Mobile game ad: "No WiFi needed!"

Literally the first thing that comes up when launching the game:
Partial screen grab that shows an error dialog box that says, "Network Error. Connection has been lost, please check your network."
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Every one of these guys is this dude:
Crop from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Ceral comic. It shows a man in glasses saying, "Well, I thought it once, then I thought it again. That's two data points right there."
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Another picture of 7-month-old Baby Corn
A small black kitten, named Baby Corn, is being held. Baby Corn's ears slightly smaller than normal, his eyes are slightly bigger than normal, and he's sticking out his tongue.
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I mentioned before that I'm too emotionally invested in a kitten named Baby Corn, and I hope this helps you understand why. On the left, is Baby Corn, who is 7 months old. On the right, is a 6-month-old kitten (name unknown).
A person who is mostly out of frame is holding up a black kitten. That kitten's name is Baby Corn. Baby Corn is abnormally small for his age (7 months), as evidenced by the other cat in the picture, being held next to Baby Corn. The other cat, name unkown, is mostly white with some orange spots on its legs and face, and is approximately three times the size of Baby Corn. Oh, and the second cat is 1 month younger than Baby Corn.
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Tumblr post by user mxjackparker that reads, "I am constantly hurt by the callousness with which people dismiss the harm of restricting adult content and porn, only concerned about the kock-on effects for queer people and radical political groups. Sex workers ourselves matter just as much as non sex working queer people and leftists. We are not canaries in the coal mine whose deaths you can dismiss while you frame groups you actually care about as the sole human casualties of these policies. I need you to care that laws like the Online Safety Act lead sex workers to have to return to abusive third parties to find clients or to work in brothels we hate or to such poverty that we starve. I need you to care about payment processors refusing to pay out for adult content because it means sex workers cannot rely on online work when selling sex in-person becomes too much for our bodies or too risky. Please care about sex workers' suffering, rather than only the fact your favourite queer game was de-listed from itch.io and that you have to use a VPN to access adult subreddits without giving your ID now."
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I still think it's fucking hilarious that Blizzard made a villain that looks like this and then were surprised when everyone was hot for Shadow Mommy
Still image from World of Warcraft cinematic showing the villain, Xal'Atath, a dark elf, hands clasped in front of her, with an expression that is equal parts amused and contemptuous.
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This looks like he's plotting something
Cropped portion of the previous picture of Violet's large grey tabby. He's got his front paws pulled up in front of his muzzle, his ears slightly back, and a look of concentration on his fuzzy face
October 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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"I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on" is metal af
Post by user @jamellebouie.net that reads, "from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over" Nothing made slavery's toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper Sout, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers "learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter." The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the "goodlooking" daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, "every private in the ranks" cursed "that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women," according to one member of the regiment. When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, "By G-d I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on."
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Makes me think of this
Tweet from user @16Jadhav that reads, "witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no"
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Picture of a very fluffy, multi-colored cat sitting on a table in front of a fireplace. The color patterns in the cat's fur make it look like they have a large handlebar moustache. That coupled with the cat's ears being partially down and back, make the cat look very stern. The image is captioned with the text, "This cat looks like it runs a whole city with an iron fist in the 1800s. That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually."
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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It's dismaying just how applicable this SMBC panel is to everything
Panel from the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic. The panel shows two people talking to one another, with the heading "What if scientists had the same standards as pundits?" The person on the left in the panel is saying, "But, how do you know the Earth is a cube?" The person on the right side of the panel is replying, "Well, I thought it once, then I thought it again. That's two data points right there."
October 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM