Honeybun Hank
@tethertoranaga.bsky.social
Baltimore based: jokes, random thoughts, workplace stories, popular culture, and harmless hating, family talk.
- AdTech Executive
- Former Athlete
- Recovering Sneaker Addict
- BoomBap Rap made me
- AdTech Executive
- Former Athlete
- Recovering Sneaker Addict
- BoomBap Rap made me
Finally started Severance this week. It's been pretty interesting so far
August 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Finally started Severance this week. It's been pretty interesting so far
It's really evil villains walking among us
April 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's really evil villains walking among us
Too many things happening.
I've lowered my social media time limits to 30mins for all apps except this one
I've lowered my social media time limits to 30mins for all apps except this one
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Too many things happening.
I've lowered my social media time limits to 30mins for all apps except this one
I've lowered my social media time limits to 30mins for all apps except this one
Every time you order from one of these micro clothing brands on IG you're taking a gamble on being dissatisfied.
I'm waiting for an item to ship. They told me it would be shipped within 10 days of ordering. I ordered February 5.
I'm waiting for an item to ship. They told me it would be shipped within 10 days of ordering. I ordered February 5.
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every time you order from one of these micro clothing brands on IG you're taking a gamble on being dissatisfied.
I'm waiting for an item to ship. They told me it would be shipped within 10 days of ordering. I ordered February 5.
I'm waiting for an item to ship. They told me it would be shipped within 10 days of ordering. I ordered February 5.
My cat does this too. He acts like I'm taking off his panties when I start rubbing his belly
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My cat does this too. He acts like I'm taking off his panties when I start rubbing his belly
We used to race bikes, play pick-up basketball, shit... Mind our business.
Now look at us, picking on random women, on camera.
Now look at us, picking on random women, on camera.
These dudes walked up to random girls in public and played the pop the balloon game in front of them 😐..
Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
March 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We used to race bikes, play pick-up basketball, shit... Mind our business.
Now look at us, picking on random women, on camera.
Now look at us, picking on random women, on camera.
Yes, very well aware it's happening. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do when the people I'm supposed to complain to are rolling over/resigning etc.
It's beyond frustrating.
It's beyond frustrating.
Y’all don’t realize it yet, but they’re destroying all the anti-corruption laws. They’re legalizing their crimes.
You’re running out of recourse and you don’t even know it. 😤
You’re running out of recourse and you don’t even know it. 😤
March 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes, very well aware it's happening. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do when the people I'm supposed to complain to are rolling over/resigning etc.
It's beyond frustrating.
It's beyond frustrating.
Hi @thebaltimorebanner.com what is the deal with traffic lights in #Baltimore constantly being in a flashing state, at heavy traffic intersections?
Has anyone from The Banner spoken with @bmorecitydot.bsky.social ? Has this been addressed? Sorry if I missed it.
Has anyone from The Banner spoken with @bmorecitydot.bsky.social ? Has this been addressed? Sorry if I missed it.
March 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hi @thebaltimorebanner.com what is the deal with traffic lights in #Baltimore constantly being in a flashing state, at heavy traffic intersections?
Has anyone from The Banner spoken with @bmorecitydot.bsky.social ? Has this been addressed? Sorry if I missed it.
Has anyone from The Banner spoken with @bmorecitydot.bsky.social ? Has this been addressed? Sorry if I missed it.
Never noticed how much Whoopi resembles Cynthia
March 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Never noticed how much Whoopi resembles Cynthia
I still remember my 1st experience with a beggar in San Francisco, many years ago.
The Uber pulled up to the hotel late. I was already in awe of all the shit I'd seen.
As I'm exiting the car a homeless man starts demanding money. Like he literally said, "aye yo! Gimme money!"
The Uber pulled up to the hotel late. I was already in awe of all the shit I'd seen.
As I'm exiting the car a homeless man starts demanding money. Like he literally said, "aye yo! Gimme money!"
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I still remember my 1st experience with a beggar in San Francisco, many years ago.
The Uber pulled up to the hotel late. I was already in awe of all the shit I'd seen.
As I'm exiting the car a homeless man starts demanding money. Like he literally said, "aye yo! Gimme money!"
The Uber pulled up to the hotel late. I was already in awe of all the shit I'd seen.
As I'm exiting the car a homeless man starts demanding money. Like he literally said, "aye yo! Gimme money!"
San Francisco poverty is so aggressively different. I'm saying that as someone who lives in Baltimore.
I visit SF at the same time every year, and every single time, it's eye opening.
I visit SF at the same time every year, and every single time, it's eye opening.
February 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
San Francisco poverty is so aggressively different. I'm saying that as someone who lives in Baltimore.
I visit SF at the same time every year, and every single time, it's eye opening.
I visit SF at the same time every year, and every single time, it's eye opening.
Fiber Optics is absolutely crazy.
And from a negative pov, our ability to continually hate people for being different
And from a negative pov, our ability to continually hate people for being different
10. What have humans accomplished that amazes you?
February 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fiber Optics is absolutely crazy.
And from a negative pov, our ability to continually hate people for being different
And from a negative pov, our ability to continually hate people for being different
Everything is niiice
February 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Everything is niiice
I was ready to complain about my recent bad luck with flights because of delays...
Then I shut my ass up
Then I shut my ass up
February 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I was ready to complain about my recent bad luck with flights because of delays...
Then I shut my ass up
Then I shut my ass up
I swear sometimes I'll be deep in my thoughts & everything will just make sense. I'll have clarity on everything I need to do & how to do it.
Then that moment of clarity through isolation is ruined; it's back to society & confusion.
All answers fade to the back of my mind
Then that moment of clarity through isolation is ruined; it's back to society & confusion.
All answers fade to the back of my mind
February 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I swear sometimes I'll be deep in my thoughts & everything will just make sense. I'll have clarity on everything I need to do & how to do it.
Then that moment of clarity through isolation is ruined; it's back to society & confusion.
All answers fade to the back of my mind
Then that moment of clarity through isolation is ruined; it's back to society & confusion.
All answers fade to the back of my mind
This is not an ideal time to have to hop on a flight. It's been years since I've been legit nervous.
February 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is not an ideal time to have to hop on a flight. It's been years since I've been legit nervous.
Lol at the owner describing it as a dilemma
"Yoni says the customers who terminated the roofing contract specifically told him that the issue was that he drove a Cybertruck."
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says He Lost $70,000 in Business Deals Because He Drives a Cybertruck. Adds, “I’m in a Dilemma; I’m Losing a Lot of Customers, but I Love My Cybertruck”
A Cybertruck owner says his roofing business is losing a lot of customers because of the Cybertruck. He adds that he lost $70,000 worth of deals because of the vehicle. However, he says he still loves...
www.torquenews.com
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lol at the owner describing it as a dilemma
As soon as Netflix raises the price, here come Max with their monkey-see-monkey-do ass!
February 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As soon as Netflix raises the price, here come Max with their monkey-see-monkey-do ass!
Elite level scammers walk among us, yes.
But, a lot of these victims are absolute nincompoops. Like an easy walking lick.
But, a lot of these victims are absolute nincompoops. Like an easy walking lick.
February 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Elite level scammers walk among us, yes.
But, a lot of these victims are absolute nincompoops. Like an easy walking lick.
But, a lot of these victims are absolute nincompoops. Like an easy walking lick.
He needs to address his stalker situation. That woman is claiming a whole pregnancy, lol.
“If I’m married and my wife is going to join trolling her ex, go back to his ass,” Stephen A. Smith said on Monday's episode of ESPN's First Take.
www.jezebel.com/oh-no-a-man-...
www.jezebel.com/oh-no-a-man-...
Oh No! A Man Did Not Like Serena Williams' Super Bowl Cameo...
“If I’m married and my wife is going to join trolling her ex, go back to his ass,” Stephen A. Smith said on Monday's episode of ESPN's First Take.
www.jezebel.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He needs to address his stalker situation. That woman is claiming a whole pregnancy, lol.
When it comes to petty I think there are two basic types:
Type A: they take joy from the petty being on full display for everyone to see.
Type B: they take internal joy & don't really care who sees. They just want their get back, and don't even care if you know it's happening.
Type A: they take joy from the petty being on full display for everyone to see.
Type B: they take internal joy & don't really care who sees. They just want their get back, and don't even care if you know it's happening.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When it comes to petty I think there are two basic types:
Type A: they take joy from the petty being on full display for everyone to see.
Type B: they take internal joy & don't really care who sees. They just want their get back, and don't even care if you know it's happening.
Type A: they take joy from the petty being on full display for everyone to see.
Type B: they take internal joy & don't really care who sees. They just want their get back, and don't even care if you know it's happening.
I've been slacking posting on here. I'm gonna try to have a bluesky only posting day
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've been slacking posting on here. I'm gonna try to have a bluesky only posting day
We're Alive!!!
February 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We're Alive!!!
S2 of Night Agent is here. Gonna save that for the plane next week.
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
S2 of Night Agent is here. Gonna save that for the plane next week.