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Honeybun Hank
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Baltimore based: jokes, random thoughts, workplace stories, popular culture, and harmless hating, family talk.
- AdTech Executive
- Former Athlete
- Recovering Sneaker Addict
- BoomBap Rap made me
Excuse me Perplex; when did y'all measure me for custom sweat pants.

They say I have to wait until I receive the order to initiate the refund.

FoH
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every time I email them for an update, it's another BS reason as to why they can't cancel my order.

Today it's because my item is 'pre-order' and an item is already in production especially for me.
March 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ha! This darn Internet. I see exactly how that mixup would happen.

And to that point, I see exactly what you and they are saying.

Have a dope day yo
March 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You made me look up the definition of 'resemble' to see if I was tripping. I was solely talking about their facial appearances being kinda similar.
March 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm sure I'm being a bit biased, but Baltimore homeless folks have been nothing but nice to me in my 13 years here.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Uber driver RAN around the car to say, "No, not here. He will attack you. They are different here!"

And it was just like a movie, cuz when I looked to properly gauge the homeless man, he was standing up.
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. In Baltimore the beggars are ALWAYS extremely cordial or even positive. They'll try and put on an act at least.

I was offended. So I was getting ready to pop off at the mouth as the door was opening.
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm about to get deep into my analysis & philosophical bag the next few days. I really want to understand it. It is definitely different on the west coast. I want to assume it's a weather thing, that they're just more visible. But it's more than that.

I have to see Seattle one day
February 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
0830hr and the stuff I've already seen. It's not even just the homeless folks themselves; the city has just adapted around them.

Cleaning the sidewalks & building faces cuz there's legit shit & piss everywhere.
February 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's not a single long flight where I haven't planned out everything, and then didn't do most of it.

I'm going to write it down going forward
February 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM