tetchyorchid.bsky.social
@tetchyorchid.bsky.social
Can you imagine the uproar if say, Uruguay just stole the bodies of the British Royal family from the bottom of the cathedrals and just had them out in the open of museums for tour groups to look at? They'd have a fit! Put them back in their chosen resting place, that feels like the bare minimum!
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I don't know if this is common knowledge, and im slow, but there are still Egyptian mummified corpses in museums! Like, cool, you want to learn about ancient Egypt, but at this point, you learned all you are going to find out already, put them back! WTF!?
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I feel like modern rappers have a different relationship to the beat than the rappers of the 90s/00s. I feel like today's rappers have a beat to set a vibe rather than a rhythm to rap to.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
What is the longest stretch of time you spent without seeing/hearing any advertising? Just realized I'm not sure I've ever made 24 hours my memory.
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
First time reading Dracula, not to victim blame, but Harker was stupid. Even if you think everyone is superstitious, if a woman begs you not to go and, people pity you and do blessings. Don't go! They know something you don't. If it's violent behavior or vampirism, you don't need to find out!
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why don't large event spaces have 2-3 women's rooms per men's room? This is not a new problem people, the bathroom lines are ridiculous!
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Listening to music I'm my car with the windows down feels proformative in a way I can't shake. Even if the volume is low or if there is no one around.
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Y'all check in with your parents, sometimes they are just consuming straight AI bullshit and lies on Facebook and thinking it's real.
September 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't think our attention span is bad. I think in an economy where our attention is the currency, we are able to identify in seconds if it's worth watching. When novelty or just better quality videos/photos/content is just a scroll away, why would we stick with boring media?
August 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When Bruno says "I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket, keep up!"

Does he mean the money makes him dangerous or are those two separate facts he's informing us about?
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The roof of your mouth has a taste but you don't know what it is.
June 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Leg bouncing is just socially acceptable stimming.
June 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Attention! The hairstyle where you gather all your hair to the back of your head with a single elastic will, hereby, be called a bunny tail or a cloud. No other names will be acknowledged. Thank you.
May 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Does anyone else get nervous if you like a video but don't watch the last few seconds of their goodbyes, like what if they randomly threw in a "Hail Hitler" or killed a puppy at the end and you have liked the post without ever knowing. Hasn't happened yet but there is a non zero chance...
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No one talks about how bouncy a box of mail is. It jiggles with every step and is delightful.
May 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Vision impairment is a disability, contacts/glasses are disability aids. But it is so integrated into our life/society, it isn't seen as abnormal or other. What would the world look like if we treated other impairments the same way.
May 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What are they doing to the chik-fil-a and trader joe workers? Because I know they aren't paid enough to naturally be that happy. Are there drugs in the breakroom or is it a be happy or else you're fired situation?
May 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The tuna is too expensive for me to buy this week. The TUNA. I fucking hate it here.
May 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I like to think of myself as liberal and openminded, but I am not immune to the culture I was raised in. I have many shitty biases. I am so glad that I am in a time where so many perspectives can be shared and so many people are willing to speak out. And I'll keep learning how to be a better person
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes I watch ads for the stuff I already own to make me excited about it again. Like my Note 20 Ultra has 5G and I got the rose gold!
May 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why do children/teen's books never show trustworthy adults. I know the stories are about the kids and coming of age and adventure, but why do adults have to be written as the antithesis of growth rather than helping hands?
May 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It is interesting how childproof everything is. When I was growing up, there was just a clear double standard regarding what kids were allowed to say and do vs. adults. I don't think one is better but it is interesting.
May 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Was going to order sushi on Doordash for 3 people. It was $71. We called them and picked it up. It's 5 mins away. $41! $30 difference and the driver would be lucky to get $10. What the hell!?
May 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I want to loc my hair. I'm on the fence between doing it myself and saving up for a loctician.
May 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name

Pope Oreo VII
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name

Pope Sushi VIII
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Pope Spaghetti Bolognese V

(Right on.)
May 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM