Testudo Dave
@testudodave.bsky.social
All-county recorder in 5th grade. Maryland Terps, Ravens, and O’s tweeter. Probably politics too.
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Testudo Dave
@testudodave.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Me, staring at Mike Elias’ front door, waiting for him to announce
an Orioles free agent signing
an Orioles free agent signing
Is this front office marketing staff hell bent on finding every single possible way to piss off fans? If they go back to the ornithologically correct bird I will lose my shit
It’s worth noting the Orioles have branded their season tickets and 2026 schedule with the ornithologically correct bird logo
August 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is this front office marketing staff hell bent on finding every single possible way to piss off fans? If they go back to the ornithologically correct bird I will lose my shit
Edit this to say “who is Elias going to trade” now
Me, staring at Mike Elias’ front door, waiting for him to announce
an Orioles free agent signing
an Orioles free agent signing
July 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Edit this to say “who is Elias going to trade” now
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I’m not saying it’s fair, but it’s not a *great* look that the Mariners figured out how to hit the second they fired their hitting coach last year and that their assistant hitting coach went to the Orioles over the offseason.
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m not saying it’s fair, but it’s not a *great* look that the Mariners figured out how to hit the second they fired their hitting coach last year and that their assistant hitting coach went to the Orioles over the offseason.
Orioles Magic, feel it happen!
April 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Orioles Magic, feel it happen!
Terps moved up to 11th in Kenpom, now 29th in offense and stay at 6 in defense
Maryland’s Kenpom profile before tonight’s game against Illinois. Wonder where it is after.
March 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Terps moved up to 11th in Kenpom, now 29th in offense and stay at 6 in defense
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Congratulations to @schumer.senate.gov and the others who just played into the hands of an insane dictator who just said it's illegal for cnn and msnbc to criticize him
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Congratulations to @schumer.senate.gov and the others who just played into the hands of an insane dictator who just said it's illegal for cnn and msnbc to criticize him
Maryland’s Kenpom profile before tonight’s game against Illinois. Wonder where it is after.
March 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Maryland’s Kenpom profile before tonight’s game against Illinois. Wonder where it is after.
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John Feinstein, 1955-2025
March 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
John Feinstein, 1955-2025
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It’s not a fucking business, it’s a service
I know a lot of postal workers and all they ever tell me is how understaffed every post office and route is
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s not a fucking business, it’s a service
No no, don’t do that. Don’t give at all. Change your affiliation to independent. Show Dems how many people are ready to walk away. It’s not just Chuck, there is a TOTAL lack of leadership in this party beyond him, no direction, no strategy, when they knew what was coming for months.
🔵🔵🔵 Please sign….Boycott Contributions to Senate Democrats Until Chuck Schumer Steps Down
March 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No no, don’t do that. Don’t give at all. Change your affiliation to independent. Show Dems how many people are ready to walk away. It’s not just Chuck, there is a TOTAL lack of leadership in this party beyond him, no direction, no strategy, when they knew what was coming for months.
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@captmarkkelly.bsky.social: "When I was flying combat missions over Iraq in 1991, I didn't think there was some snotty nosed teenager in South Africa that was going to call me a traitor."
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social: "When I was flying combat missions over Iraq in 1991, I didn't think there was some snotty nosed teenager in South Africa that was going to call me a traitor."
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The provision of the 14th amendment that the Supreme Court unanimously wrote out of the constitution existed for a reason. Its drafters knew what would happen if you allowed insurrectionists back into power.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The provision of the 14th amendment that the Supreme Court unanimously wrote out of the constitution existed for a reason. Its drafters knew what would happen if you allowed insurrectionists back into power.
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ICYMI American coach and Maryland legend Duane Simpkins joined us to discuss their run to the PL title and the help he got from Mark Turgeon despite being passed over three times for MD assistant jobs...
Duane Simpkins Says Despite Being Passed Over For Maryland Assistant Jobs, He Reached Out To Mark Turgeon For Help In PL Title Season - GlennClarkRadio.com
American coach and former Terps guard joined GCR Friday to discuss PL title...
glennclarkradio.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
ICYMI American coach and Maryland legend Duane Simpkins joined us to discuss their run to the PL title and the help he got from Mark Turgeon despite being passed over three times for MD assistant jobs...
Fuck Chuck Schumer
Clap clap clapclapclap
Clap clap clapclapclap
March 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fuck Chuck Schumer
Clap clap clapclapclap
Clap clap clapclapclap
Would be good to get #FuckChuck trending
March 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Would be good to get #FuckChuck trending
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No Dem in the Senate should vote for this CR (continuing resolution).
Make sure everyone knows where Republicans’ priorities lie. 👇
Make sure everyone knows where Republicans’ priorities lie. 👇
March 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
No Dem in the Senate should vote for this CR (continuing resolution).
Make sure everyone knows where Republicans’ priorities lie. 👇
Make sure everyone knows where Republicans’ priorities lie. 👇
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Hi everyone 👋🏼 I’ve been covering the saga of the Key Bridge since the night it happened. Would anyone happen to have any leads on any type of community based events surrounding the one year anniversary, such as a vigil or memorial event?
Get in touch 👇🏼
Kaitlin.newman@thebaltimorebanner.com
Get in touch 👇🏼
Kaitlin.newman@thebaltimorebanner.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hi everyone 👋🏼 I’ve been covering the saga of the Key Bridge since the night it happened. Would anyone happen to have any leads on any type of community based events surrounding the one year anniversary, such as a vigil or memorial event?
Get in touch 👇🏼
Kaitlin.newman@thebaltimorebanner.com
Get in touch 👇🏼
Kaitlin.newman@thebaltimorebanner.com
In case you’re wondering, you can’t even get a person on the phone in spineless @schumer.senate.gov ‘s office right now. Left a voicemail calling him a spineless fraud and encouraged him to resign if he doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to stand up to this Administration during a crisis.
March 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In case you’re wondering, you can’t even get a person on the phone in spineless @schumer.senate.gov ‘s office right now. Left a voicemail calling him a spineless fraud and encouraged him to resign if he doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to stand up to this Administration during a crisis.
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Meet Gracie Himes, age 20.
Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...
Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...
March 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Meet Gracie Himes, age 20.
Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...
Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...
A friend of mine made an interesting suggestion- registered Democrats who are angry and frustrated with current Dem leadership should change their party affiliation from Dem to independent so they can see quickly how many people want change in their lack of strategy.
March 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A friend of mine made an interesting suggestion- registered Democrats who are angry and frustrated with current Dem leadership should change their party affiliation from Dem to independent so they can see quickly how many people want change in their lack of strategy.
Schumer is Mr. Burns when he pinch hits for Darryl Strawberry in the softball game for Homer.
“It's what smart managers do to win ball games"
“It's what smart managers do to win ball games"
a cartoon character is wearing a uniform that says ephtrs on it
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a uniform that says ephtrs on it
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Schumer is Mr. Burns when he pinch hits for Darryl Strawberry in the softball game for Homer.
“It's what smart managers do to win ball games"
“It's what smart managers do to win ball games"
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Please pick up your phones and call your senators…
March 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Please pick up your phones and call your senators…