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E-Psi made me. Grew up abroad.
Had Arby’s for the first time in 5 years today. Maybe y’all *ain’t* slandering its name. I don’t remember it tasting like that. Either way, won’t be doing THAT again!
Welp! Arby’s is no longer a reason to go visit the Old Country
Welp! Arby’s is no longer a reason to go visit the Old Country
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Had Arby’s for the first time in 5 years today. Maybe y’all *ain’t* slandering its name. I don’t remember it tasting like that. Either way, won’t be doing THAT again!
Welp! Arby’s is no longer a reason to go visit the Old Country
Welp! Arby’s is no longer a reason to go visit the Old Country
God and the Universe are showing out right now. Today has been one for my lil heart. Met a fellow Libra (literally only one day older than me) and her friend. Plans made for tomorrow. I’m blessed
Life is good
Life is good
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
God and the Universe are showing out right now. Today has been one for my lil heart. Met a fellow Libra (literally only one day older than me) and her friend. Plans made for tomorrow. I’m blessed
Life is good
Life is good
Almost got treated like a tourist. Aht Aht, baby. I’m one of y’all
Keep that English away from me too!
#SoyAndaluza
Keep that English away from me too!
#SoyAndaluza
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Almost got treated like a tourist. Aht Aht, baby. I’m one of y’all
Keep that English away from me too!
#SoyAndaluza
Keep that English away from me too!
#SoyAndaluza
I was starting to stir as my landlord left for work. He put a fresh pot of coffee on for me as he walked out the door. I appreciate such kindness
I am not a good person before sunrise
I am not a good person before sunrise
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I was starting to stir as my landlord left for work. He put a fresh pot of coffee on for me as he walked out the door. I appreciate such kindness
I am not a good person before sunrise
I am not a good person before sunrise
Landlord think he got jokes but be forgetting AYAM the family comedian. Turned on #DivorceCourt on his tv and suddenly it’s in Spanish (my other shows weren’t). Excellent, now Imma introduce you to some of my favourite episodes since you can understand all the foolishness. Let’s discuss, beloved!
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Landlord think he got jokes but be forgetting AYAM the family comedian. Turned on #DivorceCourt on his tv and suddenly it’s in Spanish (my other shows weren’t). Excellent, now Imma introduce you to some of my favourite episodes since you can understand all the foolishness. Let’s discuss, beloved!
Anyhoo, now that I’ve paid him… I can enjoy this next week in peace.
Also, he noticed I’m terrorising his YouTube recommendations again. Lemme sprinkle in a lil #DivorceCourt for funsies 🤭
Also, he noticed I’m terrorising his YouTube recommendations again. Lemme sprinkle in a lil #DivorceCourt for funsies 🤭
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anyhoo, now that I’ve paid him… I can enjoy this next week in peace.
Also, he noticed I’m terrorising his YouTube recommendations again. Lemme sprinkle in a lil #DivorceCourt for funsies 🤭
Also, he noticed I’m terrorising his YouTube recommendations again. Lemme sprinkle in a lil #DivorceCourt for funsies 🤭
I did it y’all! I got my landlord to give me the missing water bill. He walked in and I’m like, gimme all my water bills
And he did! I’m all caught up on my bills
This man talmbout EWE chase ME for bills; I ain’t studdin’ you. I know Imma get my money
Me: you ain’t never gone ask me to pay, huh?
And he did! I’m all caught up on my bills
This man talmbout EWE chase ME for bills; I ain’t studdin’ you. I know Imma get my money
Me: you ain’t never gone ask me to pay, huh?
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I did it y’all! I got my landlord to give me the missing water bill. He walked in and I’m like, gimme all my water bills
And he did! I’m all caught up on my bills
This man talmbout EWE chase ME for bills; I ain’t studdin’ you. I know Imma get my money
Me: you ain’t never gone ask me to pay, huh?
And he did! I’m all caught up on my bills
This man talmbout EWE chase ME for bills; I ain’t studdin’ you. I know Imma get my money
Me: you ain’t never gone ask me to pay, huh?
I am a menace to my landlord. Got back to his house first so I’m watching #FatalAttraction on his tv’s YouTube. He always know when I’ve been here because he’s recommended all the TvOne shows.
He’s neither Black nor speaks English 😅
He’s neither Black nor speaks English 😅
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I am a menace to my landlord. Got back to his house first so I’m watching #FatalAttraction on his tv’s YouTube. He always know when I’ve been here because he’s recommended all the TvOne shows.
He’s neither Black nor speaks English 😅
He’s neither Black nor speaks English 😅
These bugs here in the City are disrespectful. I been here a handful of hours and they done devoured my right hand. This don’t happen at home (unless you encounter fire ants)
As balance, it’s warm enough out that I don’t even need a sweater. My long sleeve shirt suffices. In November.
As balance, it’s warm enough out that I don’t even need a sweater. My long sleeve shirt suffices. In November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
These bugs here in the City are disrespectful. I been here a handful of hours and they done devoured my right hand. This don’t happen at home (unless you encounter fire ants)
As balance, it’s warm enough out that I don’t even need a sweater. My long sleeve shirt suffices. In November.
As balance, it’s warm enough out that I don’t even need a sweater. My long sleeve shirt suffices. In November.
Imma have me a lil buffet when I get back to my landlord’s spot. I can always see him shaking his head but he’ll humour me.
(He doesn’t eat much)
Now, how to convince him I’ll still need to treat us to supper?? Maybe I should bully him for my missing water bill first??
(He doesn’t eat much)
Now, how to convince him I’ll still need to treat us to supper?? Maybe I should bully him for my missing water bill first??
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Imma have me a lil buffet when I get back to my landlord’s spot. I can always see him shaking his head but he’ll humour me.
(He doesn’t eat much)
Now, how to convince him I’ll still need to treat us to supper?? Maybe I should bully him for my missing water bill first??
(He doesn’t eat much)
Now, how to convince him I’ll still need to treat us to supper?? Maybe I should bully him for my missing water bill first??
I am not built for the Big City. I forget it’s a lawless place out here. I’m in the City to pop up on some folk and handle business before [wanders home]
My favourite parts have been the ride over with a guy who I met in sewing… and using #TooGoodToGo like a scavenger hunt
My favourite parts have been the ride over with a guy who I met in sewing… and using #TooGoodToGo like a scavenger hunt
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am not built for the Big City. I forget it’s a lawless place out here. I’m in the City to pop up on some folk and handle business before [wanders home]
My favourite parts have been the ride over with a guy who I met in sewing… and using #TooGoodToGo like a scavenger hunt
My favourite parts have been the ride over with a guy who I met in sewing… and using #TooGoodToGo like a scavenger hunt
For my 40+ folks, are there any new hobbies, talents, skills you’d like to learn from ZERO? If so, what?
(Fellow Black women, I ain’t talmbout getting another degree, certification or nothing like that)
(Fellow Black women, I ain’t talmbout getting another degree, certification or nothing like that)
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
For my 40+ folks, are there any new hobbies, talents, skills you’d like to learn from ZERO? If so, what?
(Fellow Black women, I ain’t talmbout getting another degree, certification or nothing like that)
(Fellow Black women, I ain’t talmbout getting another degree, certification or nothing like that)
My landlord finally sent my water bill over the weekend. Guess I should probably pay it before I pop up at his house in the morning. Might even throw in November rent for a lil razzle dazzle. Put a couple euros in his pocket before his birthday
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My landlord finally sent my water bill over the weekend. Guess I should probably pay it before I pop up at his house in the morning. Might even throw in November rent for a lil razzle dazzle. Put a couple euros in his pocket before his birthday
This açai + ginger tonic water is not what I was expecting. I’m guessing it’d probably be better as a mixer
Unfortunate
Unfortunate
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This açai + ginger tonic water is not what I was expecting. I’m guessing it’d probably be better as a mixer
Unfortunate
Unfortunate
@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social is making me miss español. Imma hit up some Latina ladies in the morning. Just to hear Spanish that sounds like my youth
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social is making me miss español. Imma hit up some Latina ladies in the morning. Just to hear Spanish that sounds like my youth
Text Niece I’m 10% into her book and I *NEED* her thoughts. She responded she’s stoked for us to chat about it.
I love when The Nieces share their interests with me. She also lemme know they’re sewing in school and she wants to show me her project
(Feeling guilty for skipping sewing yesterday)
I love when The Nieces share their interests with me. She also lemme know they’re sewing in school and she wants to show me her project
(Feeling guilty for skipping sewing yesterday)
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Text Niece I’m 10% into her book and I *NEED* her thoughts. She responded she’s stoked for us to chat about it.
I love when The Nieces share their interests with me. She also lemme know they’re sewing in school and she wants to show me her project
(Feeling guilty for skipping sewing yesterday)
I love when The Nieces share their interests with me. She also lemme know they’re sewing in school and she wants to show me her project
(Feeling guilty for skipping sewing yesterday)
Name Niece was telling me how she wasn’t connecting with her current ELA read at school. I had her recommend ONE book that I’m REQUIRED to read. I just started and initial thoughts:
1) excellent choice!
2) speaks volumes about her
3) I wonder if her mom has read it yet
(I’ll ask Niece)
1) excellent choice!
2) speaks volumes about her
3) I wonder if her mom has read it yet
(I’ll ask Niece)
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Name Niece was telling me how she wasn’t connecting with her current ELA read at school. I had her recommend ONE book that I’m REQUIRED to read. I just started and initial thoughts:
1) excellent choice!
2) speaks volumes about her
3) I wonder if her mom has read it yet
(I’ll ask Niece)
1) excellent choice!
2) speaks volumes about her
3) I wonder if her mom has read it yet
(I’ll ask Niece)
Landlord just called
LL: got your message. what’s up?
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
LL: nothing. everything good at the house? you need anything?
Me: MY WATER BILL, PLEASE!
LL: I ain’t at the house right more but I’ll send it. See ya Tuesday!
(May there be hope)
LL: got your message. what’s up?
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
LL: nothing. everything good at the house? you need anything?
Me: MY WATER BILL, PLEASE!
LL: I ain’t at the house right more but I’ll send it. See ya Tuesday!
(May there be hope)
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Landlord just called
LL: got your message. what’s up?
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
LL: nothing. everything good at the house? you need anything?
Me: MY WATER BILL, PLEASE!
LL: I ain’t at the house right more but I’ll send it. See ya Tuesday!
(May there be hope)
LL: got your message. what’s up?
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
LL: nothing. everything good at the house? you need anything?
Me: MY WATER BILL, PLEASE!
LL: I ain’t at the house right more but I’ll send it. See ya Tuesday!
(May there be hope)
Also, I’m never beating the allegations. We women chatted about lots of things. Yo was like, your topic was interesting let’s ask my partner (who arrived at the end). That is, if you care about his opinion
Me: I really don’t (no offence, P💙)
I told ‘em the only opinions that matter belong to women
Me: I really don’t (no offence, P💙)
I told ‘em the only opinions that matter belong to women
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Also, I’m never beating the allegations. We women chatted about lots of things. Yo was like, your topic was interesting let’s ask my partner (who arrived at the end). That is, if you care about his opinion
Me: I really don’t (no offence, P💙)
I told ‘em the only opinions that matter belong to women
Me: I really don’t (no offence, P💙)
I told ‘em the only opinions that matter belong to women
I think I’ve almost convinced #Roadrunner and her junior to sneak away for the December puente. Just a 2 night travel because… why not??
She keeps me grounded here and I keep her thinking about travel outside our lil bubble
She keeps me grounded here and I keep her thinking about travel outside our lil bubble
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think I’ve almost convinced #Roadrunner and her junior to sneak away for the December puente. Just a 2 night travel because… why not??
She keeps me grounded here and I keep her thinking about travel outside our lil bubble
She keeps me grounded here and I keep her thinking about travel outside our lil bubble
Had a fabulous day with #Roadrunner and Yo. I said I wasn’t gonna have my “Monday coffee” but she insisted Friday was an appropriate day for Bailey’s coffee. And that was with breakfast. Lots of drinking, chasing, strategising. Loved it
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Had a fabulous day with #Roadrunner and Yo. I said I wasn’t gonna have my “Monday coffee” but she insisted Friday was an appropriate day for Bailey’s coffee. And that was with breakfast. Lots of drinking, chasing, strategising. Loved it
Me and #Roadrunner twins for real. We both talmbout let’s meet at this time (mutual location). Why she text talmbout, she’s still on the way, because… me too? 🫣
She’s chronically tardy but she knows I might be tardy if it’s not strictly business.
She’s chronically tardy but she knows I might be tardy if it’s not strictly business.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Me and #Roadrunner twins for real. We both talmbout let’s meet at this time (mutual location). Why she text talmbout, she’s still on the way, because… me too? 🫣
She’s chronically tardy but she knows I might be tardy if it’s not strictly business.
She’s chronically tardy but she knows I might be tardy if it’s not strictly business.
I cannot use a dark coloured phone case. I’ve been trying since Monday and the number of times I’ve lost it? I need bright colours and/or an attention grabbing design. Because I be ignoring the standard, obvious stuff
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I cannot use a dark coloured phone case. I’ve been trying since Monday and the number of times I’ve lost it? I need bright colours and/or an attention grabbing design. Because I be ignoring the standard, obvious stuff
Landlord is (always) generous but maybe I’ll use his birthday as another occasion to request my utility bills. Because “I want to give you money” doesn’t seem to be a valid reason. He’s low maintenance and not partial to gifts tho so idk 🤷🏾♀️
Gotta keep plotting to pay that man
Gotta keep plotting to pay that man
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Landlord is (always) generous but maybe I’ll use his birthday as another occasion to request my utility bills. Because “I want to give you money” doesn’t seem to be a valid reason. He’s low maintenance and not partial to gifts tho so idk 🤷🏾♀️
Gotta keep plotting to pay that man
Gotta keep plotting to pay that man