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E-Psi made me. Grew up abroad.
I gotta stop talking to children! Told #NameNiece that 3 is my favourite number and now this girl talmbout she got another TRILOGY for me to read!! I wonder if she know I’m *not* 12???
(Imma read it doe)
(Imma read it doe)
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I gotta stop talking to children! Told #NameNiece that 3 is my favourite number and now this girl talmbout she got another TRILOGY for me to read!! I wonder if she know I’m *not* 12???
(Imma read it doe)
(Imma read it doe)
Laundry day! After a week of incessant rain, there’s finally sun. The whole neighbourhood is awash with laundry drying on the clothesline. My personal rainbow.
We survived the rains. All is well. There are brighter days ahead
We survived the rains. All is well. There are brighter days ahead
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Laundry day! After a week of incessant rain, there’s finally sun. The whole neighbourhood is awash with laundry drying on the clothesline. My personal rainbow.
We survived the rains. All is well. There are brighter days ahead
We survived the rains. All is well. There are brighter days ahead
Currently looking into how to recreate Noah’s ark because this rain is too much
I need southern Spain to remember who we are. This ain’t it!!
Where is the sun?!?
I need southern Spain to remember who we are. This ain’t it!!
Where is the sun?!?
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Currently looking into how to recreate Noah’s ark because this rain is too much
I need southern Spain to remember who we are. This ain’t it!!
Where is the sun?!?
I need southern Spain to remember who we are. This ain’t it!!
Where is the sun?!?
A young family (the two boys are agreed 4 and 7) sit next to me at the basketball games. I asked the older boy who his favourite player was. He told me. Now, I gotta learn these players’ names 🫠
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
A young family (the two boys are agreed 4 and 7) sit next to me at the basketball games. I asked the older boy who his favourite player was. He told me. Now, I gotta learn these players’ names 🫠
Immediately after the moment of silence for those we lost in the recent train accidents, my bird activated… for the opposing team.
Imma bet on Black every time. They are ahead by a DISRESPECTFUL amount on our home court; I’m not as irritated by this as I would be.
Imma bet on Black every time. They are ahead by a DISRESPECTFUL amount on our home court; I’m not as irritated by this as I would be.
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Immediately after the moment of silence for those we lost in the recent train accidents, my bird activated… for the opposing team.
Imma bet on Black every time. They are ahead by a DISRESPECTFUL amount on our home court; I’m not as irritated by this as I would be.
Imma bet on Black every time. They are ahead by a DISRESPECTFUL amount on our home court; I’m not as irritated by this as I would be.
Thought my first weekend back would be nice and relaxed with my lil staycation. Then I was reminded of the basketball game today. So Imma check out dude who replaced Nephew and try not to be mesmerised by the locc’ed player’s smile on the opposing team
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Thought my first weekend back would be nice and relaxed with my lil staycation. Then I was reminded of the basketball game today. So Imma check out dude who replaced Nephew and try not to be mesmerised by the locc’ed player’s smile on the opposing team
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
I think I found my new favourite steakhouse in the City. It’s Argentinian and I had a phenomenal experience
I can’t wait to go back. In the meantime, I need to be a tourist in my own town and discover good eats
I can’t wait to go back. In the meantime, I need to be a tourist in my own town and discover good eats
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I think I found my new favourite steakhouse in the City. It’s Argentinian and I had a phenomenal experience
I can’t wait to go back. In the meantime, I need to be a tourist in my own town and discover good eats
I can’t wait to go back. In the meantime, I need to be a tourist in my own town and discover good eats
On the way home from my staycation I ran into my neighbour on another side of town.
Why this lady talmbout she was worried about me and wondered if I moved because all my blinds were closed, there were no clothes drying and she hadn’t seen me naked in weeks?!?
Why are those DISTRESSING?!?!?
Why this lady talmbout she was worried about me and wondered if I moved because all my blinds were closed, there were no clothes drying and she hadn’t seen me naked in weeks?!?
Why are those DISTRESSING?!?!?
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
On the way home from my staycation I ran into my neighbour on another side of town.
Why this lady talmbout she was worried about me and wondered if I moved because all my blinds were closed, there were no clothes drying and she hadn’t seen me naked in weeks?!?
Why are those DISTRESSING?!?!?
Why this lady talmbout she was worried about me and wondered if I moved because all my blinds were closed, there were no clothes drying and she hadn’t seen me naked in weeks?!?
Why are those DISTRESSING?!?!?
I forgot my umbrella on the bus home. I’ve already emailed the transport company to hopefully get it back. In the meantime, I’ll be replacing my landlord’s umbrella
(I also let Landlord know I forgot his umbrella 🤦🏾♀️)
(I also let Landlord know I forgot his umbrella 🤦🏾♀️)
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I forgot my umbrella on the bus home. I’ve already emailed the transport company to hopefully get it back. In the meantime, I’ll be replacing my landlord’s umbrella
(I also let Landlord know I forgot his umbrella 🤦🏾♀️)
(I also let Landlord know I forgot his umbrella 🤦🏾♀️)
Love my landlord. *currently* on a staycation at his house and already planned my next couple visits
All he said was “make sure you go out [at night] or I’m calling [name] to invite you out. go socialise!”
I heard: he hate me *and* he ain’t planning to be home when I come back
All he said was “make sure you go out [at night] or I’m calling [name] to invite you out. go socialise!”
I heard: he hate me *and* he ain’t planning to be home when I come back
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Love my landlord. *currently* on a staycation at his house and already planned my next couple visits
All he said was “make sure you go out [at night] or I’m calling [name] to invite you out. go socialise!”
I heard: he hate me *and* he ain’t planning to be home when I come back
All he said was “make sure you go out [at night] or I’m calling [name] to invite you out. go socialise!”
I heard: he hate me *and* he ain’t planning to be home when I come back
Women keep me alive. Especially Black women. This season of Life is … whew!
The women who’ve rallied around me and sustained me? I owe them LIFE! Once this season passes, I’m living living. Because all the Love I’ve been given deserved to be lived out loud
Thank you, Ladies
The women who’ve rallied around me and sustained me? I owe them LIFE! Once this season passes, I’m living living. Because all the Love I’ve been given deserved to be lived out loud
Thank you, Ladies
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Women keep me alive. Especially Black women. This season of Life is … whew!
The women who’ve rallied around me and sustained me? I owe them LIFE! Once this season passes, I’m living living. Because all the Love I’ve been given deserved to be lived out loud
Thank you, Ladies
The women who’ve rallied around me and sustained me? I owe them LIFE! Once this season passes, I’m living living. Because all the Love I’ve been given deserved to be lived out loud
Thank you, Ladies
Idk how I missed yesterday’s #Connections and #Strands but now I’ve broken my streak and completely lost interest. I had over 200 days of #Connections
At least my daily reading streak is still alive!!
At least my daily reading streak is still alive!!
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Idk how I missed yesterday’s #Connections and #Strands but now I’ve broken my streak and completely lost interest. I had over 200 days of #Connections
At least my daily reading streak is still alive!!
At least my daily reading streak is still alive!!
called my uncle to thank him and let him know I’m home safely. how did I wind up making myself a reservation at a steakhouse tomorrow night?!?
my staycation keeps getting better!
gonna do a lil shopping before
#TreatYourself
my staycation keeps getting better!
gonna do a lil shopping before
#TreatYourself
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
called my uncle to thank him and let him know I’m home safely. how did I wind up making myself a reservation at a steakhouse tomorrow night?!?
my staycation keeps getting better!
gonna do a lil shopping before
#TreatYourself
my staycation keeps getting better!
gonna do a lil shopping before
#TreatYourself
It’s forecast to rain -again- tomorrow but not until the afternoon with gives me time to handle business in the morning and get back home. A giant blessing
Imma hafta be really conscious of my time tomorrow because my to do list is fairly ambitious
Imma hafta be really conscious of my time tomorrow because my to do list is fairly ambitious
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It’s forecast to rain -again- tomorrow but not until the afternoon with gives me time to handle business in the morning and get back home. A giant blessing
Imma hafta be really conscious of my time tomorrow because my to do list is fairly ambitious
Imma hafta be really conscious of my time tomorrow because my to do list is fairly ambitious
Home finally seems like a reality. Checking the weather and… it’s forecast to rain for the next 10 days. I’m coming home to RAIN?!? I’m a *fair weather* woman!!
I have things to do! Plus I’m staycation’ing at the Landlord’s!
I have things to do! Plus I’m staycation’ing at the Landlord’s!
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Home finally seems like a reality. Checking the weather and… it’s forecast to rain for the next 10 days. I’m coming home to RAIN?!? I’m a *fair weather* woman!!
I have things to do! Plus I’m staycation’ing at the Landlord’s!
I have things to do! Plus I’m staycation’ing at the Landlord’s!
Now that I’m back in my proper country, I have grievances to file and a real life to live. I be tryna support the home team, but Iberia has let me down both going *and* coming. (Turkish Airlines, I ain’t forgot about y’all)
Taking the rest of the week off, then back into the hobbies next week
Taking the rest of the week off, then back into the hobbies next week
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Now that I’m back in my proper country, I have grievances to file and a real life to live. I be tryna support the home team, but Iberia has let me down both going *and* coming. (Turkish Airlines, I ain’t forgot about y’all)
Taking the rest of the week off, then back into the hobbies next week
Taking the rest of the week off, then back into the hobbies next week
I haven’t seen my landlord in over 5 weeks. I told him Imma slide through right fast this weekend to pick up a couple things I left at his house
Why this man talmbout “bring your keys; I got plans”?!? Sir, did you *not* MISS me?!?
Anywho, might spend the weekend in the City now
Why this man talmbout “bring your keys; I got plans”?!? Sir, did you *not* MISS me?!?
Anywho, might spend the weekend in the City now
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I haven’t seen my landlord in over 5 weeks. I told him Imma slide through right fast this weekend to pick up a couple things I left at his house
Why this man talmbout “bring your keys; I got plans”?!? Sir, did you *not* MISS me?!?
Anywho, might spend the weekend in the City now
Why this man talmbout “bring your keys; I got plans”?!? Sir, did you *not* MISS me?!?
Anywho, might spend the weekend in the City now
Being more transparent and it’s been a emotional roller coaster
Also, I learned (from several people) that one of my favourite childhood cousins really don’t play about me. We were super close as kids but life and circumstances led us down different paths. Reconnecting with him soothes my spirit
Also, I learned (from several people) that one of my favourite childhood cousins really don’t play about me. We were super close as kids but life and circumstances led us down different paths. Reconnecting with him soothes my spirit
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Being more transparent and it’s been a emotional roller coaster
Also, I learned (from several people) that one of my favourite childhood cousins really don’t play about me. We were super close as kids but life and circumstances led us down different paths. Reconnecting with him soothes my spirit
Also, I learned (from several people) that one of my favourite childhood cousins really don’t play about me. We were super close as kids but life and circumstances led us down different paths. Reconnecting with him soothes my spirit
In other news: my, how quickly 8 years flies by!
May Allah widen her grave 💜
May Allah widen her grave 💜
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In other news: my, how quickly 8 years flies by!
May Allah widen her grave 💜
May Allah widen her grave 💜
I’ve been trying to catch up with a favourite lady friend. I’ve been going THEW it recently. Why this lady say “I can just come back to Europe to visit you if necessary”?!?
Ma’am, you flew over (to Lisboa) in May. Imma find a way to see EWE this time
She SEES me. What a blessing she is!
Ma’am, you flew over (to Lisboa) in May. Imma find a way to see EWE this time
She SEES me. What a blessing she is!
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’ve been trying to catch up with a favourite lady friend. I’ve been going THEW it recently. Why this lady say “I can just come back to Europe to visit you if necessary”?!?
Ma’am, you flew over (to Lisboa) in May. Imma find a way to see EWE this time
She SEES me. What a blessing she is!
Ma’am, you flew over (to Lisboa) in May. Imma find a way to see EWE this time
She SEES me. What a blessing she is!
Pouring into my girls when they were babies/young is paying off!! Immense gratitude that they cherish our shared memories *and* actively, eagerly help me in this season of life. My girlies are now 22-26 (the eldest turns 27 next month) and it’s been a joy knowing all 6 as grown women
#Blessed
#Blessed
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Pouring into my girls when they were babies/young is paying off!! Immense gratitude that they cherish our shared memories *and* actively, eagerly help me in this season of life. My girlies are now 22-26 (the eldest turns 27 next month) and it’s been a joy knowing all 6 as grown women
#Blessed
#Blessed
It’s been fascinating having the conversations I’ve been wanting to have. So many women have been so generous with me. I’m grateful and humbled.
It feels necessary in a way I never imagined
(Thank you)
It feels necessary in a way I never imagined
(Thank you)
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s been fascinating having the conversations I’ve been wanting to have. So many women have been so generous with me. I’m grateful and humbled.
It feels necessary in a way I never imagined
(Thank you)
It feels necessary in a way I never imagined
(Thank you)
Immense gratitude that young women share their lives and their stories with me. Had the chance to be blessed by a lovely lady whose hands blessed my locs today.
I’m honoured that they both enjoyed the conversation. It fuels my purpose
(I’m overlooking that they both happen to be AKA)
I’m honoured that they both enjoyed the conversation. It fuels my purpose
(I’m overlooking that they both happen to be AKA)
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Immense gratitude that young women share their lives and their stories with me. Had the chance to be blessed by a lovely lady whose hands blessed my locs today.
I’m honoured that they both enjoyed the conversation. It fuels my purpose
(I’m overlooking that they both happen to be AKA)
I’m honoured that they both enjoyed the conversation. It fuels my purpose
(I’m overlooking that they both happen to be AKA)
I messed around and respected a child today. Now he tryna be friends. Sir, you’re 11. Please go to school somewhere
Is this why don’t nobody believe me when I say “fck them kids”??? Because I treat them like people??? I gotta evaluate my strategy with young folk
Is this why don’t nobody believe me when I say “fck them kids”??? Because I treat them like people??? I gotta evaluate my strategy with young folk
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I messed around and respected a child today. Now he tryna be friends. Sir, you’re 11. Please go to school somewhere
Is this why don’t nobody believe me when I say “fck them kids”??? Because I treat them like people??? I gotta evaluate my strategy with young folk
Is this why don’t nobody believe me when I say “fck them kids”??? Because I treat them like people??? I gotta evaluate my strategy with young folk
This can’t be life. Can’t be!
Reminding myself where I am so I set my expectations accordingly. I expect NOTHING here and get even less
(I don’t appreciate my real life enough. I got it good)
Reminding myself where I am so I set my expectations accordingly. I expect NOTHING here and get even less
(I don’t appreciate my real life enough. I got it good)
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This can’t be life. Can’t be!
Reminding myself where I am so I set my expectations accordingly. I expect NOTHING here and get even less
(I don’t appreciate my real life enough. I got it good)
Reminding myself where I am so I set my expectations accordingly. I expect NOTHING here and get even less
(I don’t appreciate my real life enough. I got it good)