Tesse Lalonde
@tesselalonde.bsky.social
Better known as tesse.
she/her
I might be a bitch, but I'm not your bitch. Transsexual lesbian fagette.
Hit me with that Havana ray baby
🇵🇸🇨🇳🇻🇳🇨🇺
she/her
I might be a bitch, but I'm not your bitch. Transsexual lesbian fagette.
Hit me with that Havana ray baby
🇵🇸🇨🇳🇻🇳🇨🇺
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"once upon a time, there was a princess"
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"once upon a time, there was a princess"
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hey whats up im the guy who just followed you and went through your media tab to like all your pics. how does that make you feel. horny right
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
hey whats up im the guy who just followed you and went through your media tab to like all your pics. how does that make you feel. horny right
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I’m sorry if my reply came across as too short or casual an answer.
It may not have been my intention but it’s an absolutely valid and awesome interpretation to see Frankie as trans. I love seeing what people take away from stories and that will always be the case. It’s the beauty of fiction!
It may not have been my intention but it’s an absolutely valid and awesome interpretation to see Frankie as trans. I love seeing what people take away from stories and that will always be the case. It’s the beauty of fiction!
September 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’m sorry if my reply came across as too short or casual an answer.
It may not have been my intention but it’s an absolutely valid and awesome interpretation to see Frankie as trans. I love seeing what people take away from stories and that will always be the case. It’s the beauty of fiction!
It may not have been my intention but it’s an absolutely valid and awesome interpretation to see Frankie as trans. I love seeing what people take away from stories and that will always be the case. It’s the beauty of fiction!
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Alright I didn’t check bluesky till this evening. Re: Frankie, I feel like my answer to a question was wildly misinterpreted.
I think seeing her as trans is awesome, I see the connection when ppl talk about it, and I have also never in my career been against hcs, why would I start now?
I think seeing her as trans is awesome, I see the connection when ppl talk about it, and I have also never in my career been against hcs, why would I start now?
September 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Alright I didn’t check bluesky till this evening. Re: Frankie, I feel like my answer to a question was wildly misinterpreted.
I think seeing her as trans is awesome, I see the connection when ppl talk about it, and I have also never in my career been against hcs, why would I start now?
I think seeing her as trans is awesome, I see the connection when ppl talk about it, and I have also never in my career been against hcs, why would I start now?
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hey
July 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
hey
@jelajade.bsky.social hi! I've been trying to find a full size version of a drawing that (I think?) you made of grimdark rose from homestuck in a dark cloud over LOLAR. No pressure to reply ofc, I just love the art and thought I'd ask if you still have a full size version you'd be willing to share!
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@jelajade.bsky.social hi! I've been trying to find a full size version of a drawing that (I think?) you made of grimdark rose from homestuck in a dark cloud over LOLAR. No pressure to reply ofc, I just love the art and thought I'd ask if you still have a full size version you'd be willing to share!
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concept: lifestyle momme
December 8, 2024 at 11:22 AM
concept: lifestyle momme
my tiktok algorithm seems to have resolved to "large machines, weird DIY, and cybertruck problems" of late. Which doesn't not fit, but still fcuk yuo bitch you don't know me
November 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
my tiktok algorithm seems to have resolved to "large machines, weird DIY, and cybertruck problems" of late. Which doesn't not fit, but still fcuk yuo bitch you don't know me
lmao apparently I'm on the fedilists "monads user blocklist"
what weird fucking loser came up with that?
what weird fucking loser came up with that?
November 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
lmao apparently I'm on the fedilists "monads user blocklist"
what weird fucking loser came up with that?
what weird fucking loser came up with that?
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greetings nerds ✌️
September 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
greetings nerds ✌️
greetings nerds ✌️
September 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
greetings nerds ✌️
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whats the meta with blue sky
September 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
whats the meta with blue sky
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wow, a whole new platform full of people who don't know how cursed my whole deal is
September 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
wow, a whole new platform full of people who don't know how cursed my whole deal is
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anyway folks please welcome @tesselalonde.bsky.social, my beloved wife, to bluesky
September 12, 2024 at 3:35 PM
anyway folks please welcome @tesselalonde.bsky.social, my beloved wife, to bluesky
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be normal to her or i s2g
anyway folks please welcome @tesselalonde.bsky.social, my beloved wife, to bluesky
September 12, 2024 at 3:35 PM
be normal to her or i s2g
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harrier dubois: am i a cop? legally, you have to tell me
August 12, 2024 at 8:43 AM
harrier dubois: am i a cop? legally, you have to tell me
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bella: what about papa john's, they sell a big box of garlic knots
edward and jacob, in unison: fucking what
edward and jacob, in unison: fucking what
September 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM
bella: what about papa john's, they sell a big box of garlic knots
edward and jacob, in unison: fucking what
edward and jacob, in unison: fucking what
Therapist: "tell me, what do you remember most clearly from your early years? An influential person, a traumatic event..."
Me, thinking about the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table: "oh definitely 9/11"
Me, thinking about the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table: "oh definitely 9/11"
September 12, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Therapist: "tell me, what do you remember most clearly from your early years? An influential person, a traumatic event..."
Me, thinking about the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table: "oh definitely 9/11"
Me, thinking about the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table: "oh definitely 9/11"
but actually I'm like this
September 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
but actually I'm like this
basically I'm like this
September 12, 2024 at 2:07 PM
basically I'm like this