Tess Brown
@tessbrown.bsky.social
Person, partner, person maker, people pisser (opposite of people pleaser?). 🥔
I never anticipated the ultimate test of humanity would boil down to ticking boxes, copy pasting 6 digit codes and identifying images of street lights.
For what?
We've met our own standards and we're looking for someone to blame.
For what?
We've met our own standards and we're looking for someone to blame.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I never anticipated the ultimate test of humanity would boil down to ticking boxes, copy pasting 6 digit codes and identifying images of street lights.
For what?
We've met our own standards and we're looking for someone to blame.
For what?
We've met our own standards and we're looking for someone to blame.
Good night and sweet dreams to West End Girl; Lily Allen. The rest of this year can jog right the efff on.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Good night and sweet dreams to West End Girl; Lily Allen. The rest of this year can jog right the efff on.
Using 2025 to reframe two decades of treatment resistant anxiety and depression as a just a strong sense of intuition ✨
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Using 2025 to reframe two decades of treatment resistant anxiety and depression as a just a strong sense of intuition ✨
When do we just rebrand the Epstein Files to the Trump Files? 📂📂📂
August 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When do we just rebrand the Epstein Files to the Trump Files? 📂📂📂
The venn diagram overlap of people who support Trump's concentration camps and also buy free range eggs are going to a special chicken shit level of hell
#eggs #inflation #maga #birdflu #ice #wwjdNOTVANCE
#eggs #inflation #maga #birdflu #ice #wwjdNOTVANCE
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The venn diagram overlap of people who support Trump's concentration camps and also buy free range eggs are going to a special chicken shit level of hell
#eggs #inflation #maga #birdflu #ice #wwjdNOTVANCE
#eggs #inflation #maga #birdflu #ice #wwjdNOTVANCE
A little courage still goes a long way, invest now!
www.youtube.com/live/ahLB5Fr...
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Session 2: How to Make it Happen - July 30
YouTube video by One Million Rising
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July 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A little courage still goes a long way, invest now!
www.youtube.com/live/ahLB5Fr...
www.youtube.com/live/ahLB5Fr...
Yo, if you've got a full belly tonight maybe listen in? “One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism” www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism · No Kings
Across the country, authoritarian forces are getting bolder and more dangerous. Trump and his allies are not hiding their agenda: mass deportations, rollbacks of civil rights, weaponized courts, and f...
www.mobilize.us
July 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yo, if you've got a full belly tonight maybe listen in? “One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism” www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
Just found my authentic email sign off, "Still Here, Tess"
Have at it if "Cheers" starting to feel a bit gouache.
Have at it if "Cheers" starting to feel a bit gouache.
July 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just found my authentic email sign off, "Still Here, Tess"
Have at it if "Cheers" starting to feel a bit gouache.
Have at it if "Cheers" starting to feel a bit gouache.
Ever eat JJ's or Chipotle and wonder if it's the e. Coli that makes it taste soooo good? Can't stop, won't stop... 💩
July 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ever eat JJ's or Chipotle and wonder if it's the e. Coli that makes it taste soooo good? Can't stop, won't stop... 💩
@gretchenwhitmer.bsky.social if you really aren't interested in the White House, you're sitting with Colbert. Use it to our advantage, please! 90% of Trump 2024's have been scribbled out on our hometown brewery walls. We're ready... Let's have a little fun, fun!
We've gotta throw the old rule book out the window right now and fight back. We've gotta win power back.
Beto O'Rourke
Beto O'Rourke
July 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
@gretchenwhitmer.bsky.social if you really aren't interested in the White House, you're sitting with Colbert. Use it to our advantage, please! 90% of Trump 2024's have been scribbled out on our hometown brewery walls. We're ready... Let's have a little fun, fun!
Reposted by Tess Brown
EVERYONE needs to know that the fix is in. RESTACK every story, meme, and rant about the Trump-Epstein cover-up!
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vi...
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vi...
Epstein VII: The Hail Mary Cover-Up With Ghislaine Maxwell
Speaker Johnson shuts down the House to give him time. Now, the outlines of a desperate plan are coming into focus.
mdavis19881.substack.com
July 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
EVERYONE needs to know that the fix is in. RESTACK every story, meme, and rant about the Trump-Epstein cover-up!
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vi...
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vi...
Construction of FOR PROFIT concentration camps at home, sanctioned genocide abroad?! It would appear that the powers that be took "never again" as a challenge... When do we fucking ride?!
I'm growing hoarse from screaming into the abyss.
I'm growing hoarse from screaming into the abyss.
FEMA will send $608 million to states to construct temporary immigrant detention centers, like Florida’s notorious “Alligator Alcatraz.”
Meanwhile, Trump is preparing to cut $1 billion in grants that help communities prep for disaster response.
Cruelty is always the priority.
Meanwhile, Trump is preparing to cut $1 billion in grants that help communities prep for disaster response.
Cruelty is always the priority.
July 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Construction of FOR PROFIT concentration camps at home, sanctioned genocide abroad?! It would appear that the powers that be took "never again" as a challenge... When do we fucking ride?!
I'm growing hoarse from screaming into the abyss.
I'm growing hoarse from screaming into the abyss.
Never anticipated planting my hopes for South Park to be the breakthrough news this nation needed... But here we are 🤷🏼♀️
July 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Never anticipated planting my hopes for South Park to be the breakthrough news this nation needed... But here we are 🤷🏼♀️
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When you ask the universe what's up but aren't super prepared for the response 🐛 💀🙏🏼🤞🏼🌏✨🦋
June 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When you ask the universe what's up but aren't super prepared for the response 🐛 💀🙏🏼🤞🏼🌏✨🦋
Hello, serious question from a geriatric millennial - can someone explain what a stack is, in relationship to substack? Or just substack if the original stack isn't a thing?
#stack #substack #help #techNOlogy #embarrassing #nevertoolate
#stack #substack #help #techNOlogy #embarrassing #nevertoolate
June 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hello, serious question from a geriatric millennial - can someone explain what a stack is, in relationship to substack? Or just substack if the original stack isn't a thing?
#stack #substack #help #techNOlogy #embarrassing #nevertoolate
#stack #substack #help #techNOlogy #embarrassing #nevertoolate
Try something for the new for heck of it, multiple new things at once, fail up, surprise yourself today ✨
First intuitive sweater was a lesson in meeting myself halfway, and it turned out great!
No pattern, no expectations,great fit. It turns out everything really is figureoutable ✨
#knitsky #handspun #knit #fiberart #slowfashion
No pattern, no expectations,great fit. It turns out everything really is figureoutable ✨
#knitsky #handspun #knit #fiberart #slowfashion
May 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Try something for the new for heck of it, multiple new things at once, fail up, surprise yourself today ✨
Dbl bagel batch 9/10 🥯🥯
Mother's Day mixing bowl 10/10 🌺
Getting it stuck on the base during its maiden voyage -⭐-⭐-⭐
Help...anyone got an idea?
#breadsky #kitchenaid #mixer #bagel #bake
Mother's Day mixing bowl 10/10 🌺
Getting it stuck on the base during its maiden voyage -⭐-⭐-⭐
Help...anyone got an idea?
#breadsky #kitchenaid #mixer #bagel #bake
May 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Dbl bagel batch 9/10 🥯🥯
Mother's Day mixing bowl 10/10 🌺
Getting it stuck on the base during its maiden voyage -⭐-⭐-⭐
Help...anyone got an idea?
#breadsky #kitchenaid #mixer #bagel #bake
Mother's Day mixing bowl 10/10 🌺
Getting it stuck on the base during its maiden voyage -⭐-⭐-⭐
Help...anyone got an idea?
#breadsky #kitchenaid #mixer #bagel #bake
They meant you could be yourself. 🏳️🌈+
Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
May 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
They meant you could be yourself. 🏳️🌈+
Let's see the food you cook when you need energy to BAKE 🍞 😅
Here's my lazy gourmet: turkey swiss croissant with everything bagel seasoning. Quicker than a trip to the cafe 🏃🏼♀️
#bakesky
Here's my lazy gourmet: turkey swiss croissant with everything bagel seasoning. Quicker than a trip to the cafe 🏃🏼♀️
#bakesky
May 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Let's see the food you cook when you need energy to BAKE 🍞 😅
Here's my lazy gourmet: turkey swiss croissant with everything bagel seasoning. Quicker than a trip to the cafe 🏃🏼♀️
#bakesky
Here's my lazy gourmet: turkey swiss croissant with everything bagel seasoning. Quicker than a trip to the cafe 🏃🏼♀️
#bakesky
Reposted by Tess Brown
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April 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please share.
"People Pleaser" is such a succinct, catchy term for neglecting your needs in favor of anyone else's...
It seems recovering people pleasers deserve an equally catchy term, since people dis-pleaser sucks.
Thoughts on, "People Pisser"?
Anything better out there?
#pplpleaser to #pplpisser
It seems recovering people pleasers deserve an equally catchy term, since people dis-pleaser sucks.
Thoughts on, "People Pisser"?
Anything better out there?
#pplpleaser to #pplpisser
April 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"People Pleaser" is such a succinct, catchy term for neglecting your needs in favor of anyone else's...
It seems recovering people pleasers deserve an equally catchy term, since people dis-pleaser sucks.
Thoughts on, "People Pisser"?
Anything better out there?
#pplpleaser to #pplpisser
It seems recovering people pleasers deserve an equally catchy term, since people dis-pleaser sucks.
Thoughts on, "People Pisser"?
Anything better out there?
#pplpleaser to #pplpisser