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tessa thornton
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code ponderer building community products at vox media. all 3 of my kids are great but 2 of my 3 of my pets kind of suck
having kids with a big age gap is wild because i keep forgetting that the toddler probably doesn’t think i’m cringe
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i think i'm going to get pretty sick of people telling me that my team losing the world series was great television
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I cannot talk about it without crying.gif
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
well at least the bills won
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i know guardians fans that aren’t over 2016 and i really don’t want that for us tbh
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
this has to be the most amount of stress you can feel as a sports fan???????????
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i truly can’t emphasize this enough: go jays
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
good day to listen to "spooky" by atlanta rhythm section
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when my 12yo is out with friends i love to deny his screen time requests and imagine him and his buddies trying to do something fun with the maps app or idk the calculator
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i said goodnight to my newly-2yo and he replied “go boo jays” i swear this really happened
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
holy shit no way
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
oh my god
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my husband is fast asleep right now

how does he do it

should i wake him up
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
biggest game in their lives and it’s going to end way past my kids bedtime… anyways that’s a problem for tomorrow
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
going to try to trick myself into not watching the game until hopefully the 4th? 5th?
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
can i make AI solve the problem of my kids schools both sending me an email once a week that contains a link to a website that will allow me to download a pdf which contains one item of important information on page 19 of a 27 page pdf which is mostly children’s art? if not then i’m not interested
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ok but the bills can’t lose too
i think i have to go outside maybe turn off the tv
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
heard a neighbourhood kid yelling “daaaaa yankees lose” while playing street hockey yesterday
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i know a lot of people are rooting for the mariners. i get it, they are a likeable team with a lot of likeable guys. but think about it like this: I don't want to have to stay up late to watch the ALCS
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
a good chunk of the kids in this city are currently engaged in debate with their parents and coaches about how late they can stay up to watch the game when there’s a big cross country meet tomorrow. my children will of course be reasonable about this
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
important to report that after the final out, when the horn was blaring and the crowd was screaming, my toddler pointed at the tv and said “boo jay boo jay” for the first time
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
conflicted because "c'mon n' ride it" is such a jam but the nfl float commercial is so deeply upsetting
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
missed ANOTHER exciting comeback win. by minutes this time
September 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM