terryranderson
@terryranderson.bsky.social
Hit songwriter, recording artist, grandpa, dad and doggie daddy, pescatarian, liberal as fuck, TarHeels, Braves!
Get all UP in that asshole, Pirro!
every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Get all UP in that asshole, Pirro!
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The man who won 2 billion in the lottery took home just over 600 million. so why can't we tax billionaires like this?
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The man who won 2 billion in the lottery took home just over 600 million. so why can't we tax billionaires like this?
I heard that MF and turned the channel, never went back…
When I saw he was there, I said “COMFORTABLY?!????”
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I heard that MF and turned the channel, never went back…
I was watching a perfectly terrible football game when who comes on? The worst person in the world!
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I was watching a perfectly terrible football game when who comes on? The worst person in the world!
Poetry
Trump is building himself a fucking ballroom while suing to make sure people starve. If the Dems cave on this shit right now… 🤬
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Poetry
SMH…
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
SMH…
Sure! That’ll work out great!
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sure! That’ll work out great!
My wife tells me the egg salad is REALLY good there!
My first combini meal! Today’s breakfast! I also got these ice cream grapes?? I love grapes. I’ll eat them later
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My wife tells me the egg salad is REALLY good there!
Great job, Jo Jo!
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Great job, Jo Jo!
Same.
I got a new mattress and I have a new problem
I do not want to get out of it I will sleep forever
😔
I do not want to get out of it I will sleep forever
😔
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Same.
Same
Packing for Japan starts for real this weekend 🥴
What shows to load my iPad with? What t-shirts am I most comfy in? What games to bring? What manga to load? What music to listen to?!
What shows to load my iPad with? What t-shirts am I most comfy in? What games to bring? What manga to load? What music to listen to?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Same
PedoPrez will pardon him
Being Woke means being AntiRape/AntiPedophilia and thus AntiConservative.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PedoPrez will pardon him
…and release the Epstein files!
15) codify trans rights
16) DC and PR statehood
17) block Citizens United and get big money out of politics
18) ban AIPAC and all foreign nation lobbying
19) codify voting rights and ban political gerrymandering
20) tax wealth above 5 million
16) DC and PR statehood
17) block Citizens United and get big money out of politics
18) ban AIPAC and all foreign nation lobbying
19) codify voting rights and ban political gerrymandering
20) tax wealth above 5 million
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
…and release the Epstein files!
Throat Coat tea, lemon and honey will fix you right up!
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Throat Coat tea, lemon and honey will fix you right up!
The sooner the better!
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The sooner the better!
Don’t forget, he’s a clown!
Oh reeeeeally?
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Don’t forget, he’s a clown!
Not an ounce of compassion for ANYONE but himself!
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not an ounce of compassion for ANYONE but himself!
Shit sucks!
Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Shit sucks!
In the Trump administration?
John Rocker is still alive, huh.
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
In the Trump administration?
And a toilet bowl full of vomit
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
And a toilet bowl full of vomit
Fuck the billionaires NYC! You know what to do!
Musk is one of several billionaires who have rallied against Zohran Mamdani, who is leading in polls.
Elon Musk Says To Vote For Andrew Cuomo In New York Mayoral Race—And Takes Jab At Zohran Mamdani
Musk is one of several billionaires who have rallied against Zohran Mamdani, who is leading in polls.
www.forbes.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fuck the billionaires NYC! You know what to do!
You thought I went to bed early before…?
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You thought I went to bed early before…?
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Mayo or Miracle whip?
I'm mayo.
I'm mayo.
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mayo or Miracle whip?
I'm mayo.
I'm mayo.
Right behind ya…
I'm goin to Japan now, catch yall in a few weeks
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Right behind ya…
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📌 Everyone needs to listen ‼️
Brava Mallory ~ 📍Michigan 🐥
Brava Mallory ~ 📍Michigan 🐥
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
📌 Everyone needs to listen ‼️
Brava Mallory ~ 📍Michigan 🐥
Brava Mallory ~ 📍Michigan 🐥