DEMOCRATS, THIS IS THE MESSAGING:

Trump stole from farmers and veterans so he could go for a joyride at NASCAR.

so if they are sleeping on sofa beds in every federal agency… calling on door dash and uber eats and restaurants and grocers that deliver to boycott deliveries to the federal agency buildings they’re in

mitch mcconnell picks today to grow half a nut imagine what he could do with two

goddamnit

Menorahcorn?
Chanukorn?
Chanukiacorn?

"The true work of political action is not to identify idealized superheroes to run for office. It is, instead, to create the conditions in the world that make it safe for the cowards to vote the right way." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/how-to-thi...

A comment on a post last week reminded me that I hadn’t gotten this out in years. I know it was a mass market piece when made in the GDR (because I saw a current version this weekend at a Weinachtsmarkt), that little plume of smoke brings fond memories of my time living in West Berlin.

just tried to make a phone call with my calculator app so i’m very functional today

Ted Cruz is the portrait in Paul Rudd’s attic.

some days self care is totino’s pizza rolls for dinner with a nutella-from-the-jar chaser