Could everyone else stop manifesting for a sec? Some of my stuff isn't happening.

Dear bread companies . I know you mean well but the paper bread clips just aren’t cutting it. Figure it out.

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings

It feels very silly to be editing spreadsheets while we are in the midst of a fascist takeover

A Waltz is a little longer than a Scaramucci

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first

fuck a loss

keep going

I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

What are the mediocrities going to do when they find out that “DEI” isn’t their problem? I’m curious.

I, too, will not be signing Roki Saski.

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.