Subject Matter Expert
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I promise you I am just not a pretty face.
NJ | 🏳️🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW
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NJ | 🏳️🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW
@doctorduckman on insta
What an insufferable poser.
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What an insufferable poser.
I wonder if Moo Deng knew that he, like Wheatus, would also be a one hit wonder.
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wonder if Moo Deng knew that he, like Wheatus, would also be a one hit wonder.
We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…
A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉
I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.
Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.
Can I get some fruit?
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can I get some fruit?
Fucked up the shave once again, yay
August 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fucked up the shave once again, yay
Wine? Yes. Always yes.
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
August 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wine? Yes. Always yes.
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
Lower East Side babe
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lower East Side babe
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
July 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.
Live. Laugh. Lorazepam.
Live. Laugh. Lentil soup.
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.
What are you looking at, boy?
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What are you looking at, boy?
Agoraphobia, but inside my frontal cortex only.
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Agoraphobia, but inside my frontal cortex only.
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is who runs this account
Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)
Cuddly little love ❤️
June 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Cuddly little love ❤️
sleepy mornings in dark hotel rooms in columbus ohio
May 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sleepy mornings in dark hotel rooms in columbus ohio
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im so tired of every article i want to read being fucking paywalled. 🤬
May 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
im so tired of every article i want to read being fucking paywalled. 🤬
Tiddies and no face hair and new glasses. Change one thing, change them all.
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tiddies and no face hair and new glasses. Change one thing, change them all.
I’m liking these jeans. A lot.
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m liking these jeans. A lot.
happy easter shower, fellow travelers
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy easter shower, fellow travelers