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NJ | 🏳️🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW
@doctorduckman on insta
NJ | 🏳️🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW
@doctorduckman on insta
What an insufferable poser.
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What an insufferable poser.
We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…
A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉
Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.
Fucked up the shave once again, yay
August 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fucked up the shave once again, yay
Wine? Yes. Always yes.
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
August 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wine? Yes. Always yes.
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
Lower East Side babe
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lower East Side babe
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
July 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
What are you looking at, boy?
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What are you looking at, boy?
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is who runs this account
Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)
Cuddly little love ❤️
June 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Cuddly little love ❤️
sleepy mornings in dark hotel rooms in columbus ohio
May 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sleepy mornings in dark hotel rooms in columbus ohio
Tiddies and no face hair and new glasses. Change one thing, change them all.
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tiddies and no face hair and new glasses. Change one thing, change them all.
I’m liking these jeans. A lot.
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m liking these jeans. A lot.
happy easter shower, fellow travelers
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy easter shower, fellow travelers
“I’m laying on some shit, dad, and you can’t do anything about it”
March 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I’m laying on some shit, dad, and you can’t do anything about it”
It’s International Riesling day
March 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s International Riesling day
Shorts season is upon us!
March 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Shorts season is upon us!
Same coin, two sides.
March 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Same coin, two sides.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Impromptu lunch with this handsome man today 🥰
February 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Impromptu lunch with this handsome man today 🥰