Siege
@tellumsiege.bsky.social
Jokes. Sports. Wrestling. Writing. Music (heavy). Gym. Food. Dog.
⬇️Links to my feeds⬇️. I tried sorting them by likes but you can’t sort what doesn’t exist 🫠
“Funny” P’s: https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
“Funny” Q’s and R’s: https://shorturl.at/eZbhE
⬇️Links to my feeds⬇️. I tried sorting them by likes but you can’t sort what doesn’t exist 🫠
“Funny” P’s: https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
“Funny” Q’s and R’s: https://shorturl.at/eZbhE
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I love a deeply obscure reference as much as Homer loves Marge.
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I think I’d rather drive blindly off the road than have to hear the constant squeak of my windshield wipers. Not dramatic at all.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think I’d rather drive blindly off the road than have to hear the constant squeak of my windshield wipers. Not dramatic at all.
Streaming Pro-tip: Set your VPN to Albania and you won’t get any ads on Youtube, ever.
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
Alt: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
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November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Streaming Pro-tip: Set your VPN to Albania and you won’t get any ads on Youtube, ever.
Counting calories more like counting Dracula how much it drains my life force.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Counting calories more like counting Dracula how much it drains my life force.
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I’m actually not that dumb I’m just acting this way to make AI stupider.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m actually not that dumb I’m just acting this way to make AI stupider.
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I keep forgetting the words to the Alphabet song.
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I keep forgetting the words to the Alphabet song.
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My career as a pro skier is going downhill fast.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My career as a pro skier is going downhill fast.
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A marketing professor once told me to try and identify deficiencies in the marketplace so if you’re wondering why my jokes are so stupid it’s cuz I’m focused on the deficiencies part.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A marketing professor once told me to try and identify deficiencies in the marketplace so if you’re wondering why my jokes are so stupid it’s cuz I’m focused on the deficiencies part.
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marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
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My white guilt is so strong I get uncomfortable saying ‘vinegar.’
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My white guilt is so strong I get uncomfortable saying ‘vinegar.’
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I’m always fifty characters away from a banger bio. Instead it’s like, ‘me caveman me like joke and gym.’
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m always fifty characters away from a banger bio. Instead it’s like, ‘me caveman me like joke and gym.’
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Spent the whole day changing the muffler on my car. Talk about exhausting.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Spent the whole day changing the muffler on my car. Talk about exhausting.
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I often wonder what the world would be like if we didn’t burn and execute thousands of intellectually curious people oh sorry I mean “witches.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I often wonder what the world would be like if we didn’t burn and execute thousands of intellectually curious people oh sorry I mean “witches.”
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A mix tape but it’s just me using my different Stand Mixer mixing paddles.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A mix tape but it’s just me using my different Stand Mixer mixing paddles.
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Working from home today and my assistant won’t stop staring at me. Thinking about getting HR involved but she’s cute so I’ll let it slide.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Working from home today and my assistant won’t stop staring at me. Thinking about getting HR involved but she’s cute so I’ll let it slide.
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Being an old soul is a nice way of saying, you’ve been tired for 5,000 years
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Being an old soul is a nice way of saying, you’ve been tired for 5,000 years
A mix tape but it’s just me using my different Stand Mixer mixing paddles.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A mix tape but it’s just me using my different Stand Mixer mixing paddles.
Working from home today and my assistant won’t stop staring at me. Thinking about getting HR involved but she’s cute so I’ll let it slide.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Working from home today and my assistant won’t stop staring at me. Thinking about getting HR involved but she’s cute so I’ll let it slide.
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Draw me like one of your baths.
March 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Draw me like one of your baths.
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Got my haircut by a Ukrainian refugee the other day. I haven’t come that close to crying during a haircut since that one hairdresser wouldn’t let me sit in the rocket ship a year ago.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Got my haircut by a Ukrainian refugee the other day. I haven’t come that close to crying during a haircut since that one hairdresser wouldn’t let me sit in the rocket ship a year ago.
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My business teacher is such a hack he said the best ladder is the social ladder but then I see him using a steel one to put up his Christmas lights.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My business teacher is such a hack he said the best ladder is the social ladder but then I see him using a steel one to put up his Christmas lights.