Jordan
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Here for ~ Miami Dolphins • NFL • Dogs • Science • Music • Politics ~ probably in that order.
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Just a reminder to everyone who voted for trump because you wanted lower prices on shit:
You ain't getting it.
He admitted it.
Said it's too hard.
But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins.
He doesn't give a fuck about you.
You ain't getting it.
He admitted it.
Said it's too hard.
But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins.
He doesn't give a fuck about you.
January 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just a reminder to everyone who voted for trump because you wanted lower prices on shit:
You ain't getting it.
He admitted it.
Said it's too hard.
But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins.
He doesn't give a fuck about you.
You ain't getting it.
He admitted it.
Said it's too hard.
But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins.
He doesn't give a fuck about you.
Tyreek has been a significant contributing factor to multiple big game losses over the last two years, from dropped passes to running routes. Now he acts like he’s better than this? He can ✌🏼 his way out and continue to play more Fortnite wherever he ends up.
January 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tyreek has been a significant contributing factor to multiple big game losses over the last two years, from dropped passes to running routes. Now he acts like he’s better than this? He can ✌🏼 his way out and continue to play more Fortnite wherever he ends up.
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‘Scuse me, I dropped this
December 24, 2024 at 9:22 PM
‘Scuse me, I dropped this
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Christopher Nolan’s next film is officially an adaptation of #TheOdyssey
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
December 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Christopher Nolan’s next film is officially an adaptation of #TheOdyssey
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
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Beyond imagination!
A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
December 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Beyond imagination!
A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
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NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds…
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December 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
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a breathtaking photo of the aurora over earth from space 🌌
📸: thomas pesquet
📸: thomas pesquet
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
a breathtaking photo of the aurora over earth from space 🌌
📸: thomas pesquet
📸: thomas pesquet
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December 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
I used to be a rock n roll guy #crotchshot
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I used to be a rock n roll guy #crotchshot
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Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘
Good breakdown of Tua’s game against the Pats. It’s kinda crazy he’s only 26 yrs old and clearly still getting better.
Film Breakdown: Tua Tagovailoa Plays Near FLAWLESS vs the Patriots
YouTube video by Ryder McConville
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Good breakdown of Tua’s game against the Pats. It’s kinda crazy he’s only 26 yrs old and clearly still getting better.
If I get unnecessarily snippy with you on here, it’s the Twitter PTSD. Give me time. 🙏🏼😅
November 27, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If I get unnecessarily snippy with you on here, it’s the Twitter PTSD. Give me time. 🙏🏼😅
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He’s completing 76% of his passes for 1,277 and 11 TDs with one pick since he came back - 116.2 rating.
The discussion is over. Barring injury, he’s gonna be here for another decade and I just love that for all the folks that insist on bringing the young man down.
The discussion is over. Barring injury, he’s gonna be here for another decade and I just love that for all the folks that insist on bringing the young man down.
November 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
He’s completing 76% of his passes for 1,277 and 11 TDs with one pick since he came back - 116.2 rating.
The discussion is over. Barring injury, he’s gonna be here for another decade and I just love that for all the folks that insist on bringing the young man down.
The discussion is over. Barring injury, he’s gonna be here for another decade and I just love that for all the folks that insist on bringing the young man down.
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The Leadership Calais Has Brought 🤌 🐬
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
The Leadership Calais Has Brought 🤌 🐬
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Is this good? It seems good.
November 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Is this good? It seems good.
#FinsUp from the brand new Hideaway Dolphins Bar in my neighborhood in Orlando 🐬🆙
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
#FinsUp from the brand new Hideaway Dolphins Bar in my neighborhood in Orlando 🐬🆙
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social