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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Everything is a conspiracy when you failed science in high school. Change my mind. Says Skeletor looking righteously smug with his coffee.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
teh-kittykat.bsky.social
I need to print this out and stick it up somewhere.
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
I HATE LIVING IN INTETESTING TIME'S I WHAT TO LIVE IN BORING TIMES I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC MY WHOL E LIFE I DONT WANT TO PAY A SWEDDISH BILLIONAIRE FOR A SUBSCRIPTON TO THE SAME ALBUMS I ALREADY OWN - A SKELTEON CONTEMPLATES DA SHIT OF REALITY AND TRYS TO SMOKE A BONE BUT THERE GLASSES BREAK - DA WORLD CANNOT LET A REAL ONE SURVIVE AND THRIVE WITHOUT FUCKIN UP THERE SHIT !!!! - YOUR SPOTIFY MONEY IS GOING TO FUND "A.I MUSIC" AND DA CEO OF IT SENDS MILLIONS OF HIS MONEY TO BUY A SHIT LOAD OF BOMBS , SOUNDS LIKE IM MAKEN THAT UP BUT NOPE HES JUST DUMPIN MONEY INTO LITERALY KILLING PEOPLE , IDK BUT I WOULDENT PAY FOR THAT SHIT , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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unenthusiast.com
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
teh-kittykat.bsky.social
Guys, I really don't actually want to develop the ability to shoot blood from my eyes like those lizards in Australia. So if events and happenings can just cut it the hell out now, I and my blood pressure would appreciate it. 💗
August 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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merriam-webster.com
These are your words of the week

seditious
heel
recess
Sabbath
flügelhorn
jentacular
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The Words of the Week - July 25
Dictionary lookups from politics, professional wrestling, and music
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July 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OBEY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA COMPUTER HAS GONE FROM AN EMPLOYEE OF HUMANS TO OUR BOSS , I WILL NEVER OBEY A GLASS SCREEN OR A METAL BOX , WE NEVER LET A HAMMER TELL US WHAT TO HIT SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE WILL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM A PHONE OR A LAPTOP !!!!!!! AND DAT EXT SAYS "COMPUTERS SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO " STOP GUESSING WAHT I WANT DO NOT EVE R REMIND ME LATER AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEPOLE I FOLLOW IN THE ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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friend-crow.bsky.social
Okay, here is my (very silly) first ever zine! Free to download, with versions for web and print.
friend-crow.itch.io/regularnatur...
Photo of a zine, with "you've heard of supernatural, now here's REGULAR-NATURAL!" and an image of a line of ants on the cover
July 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
You mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle.
July 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
teh-kittykat.bsky.social
This hurts my soul.
merriam-webster.com Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Jul 7
'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'
FAST COMPANY Article: While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro- retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months. Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:
July 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
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July 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
teh-kittykat.bsky.social
Have a cat in these trying times.
A gray mackerel tabby cat laying on top of a couch with an expression suggesting that he has seen something incomprehensible.
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
teh-kittykat.bsky.social
Garden popping off today!
Bee hanging out on blooming butterfly weed. Blooming purple Bella Lugosi day lilies. A sunflower beginning to bloom.
July 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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angrygoose.ruins.party
A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"
June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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cpsc.gov
Your CPSC "Beat the Heat" safety starter pack.
A giant red hot burning sun floating over a playground. Everything is tinted red and orange from the heat. The text reads: It’s not always a great day for the playground. Always check for hot playground equipment. If it’s too hot for your hand, it’s too hot for a child’s skin. A man and a woman sitting on a couch together. The woman is very angry because there is a fusion reaction happening in their living room. She shouts, "James! Is it safe to have this in the house?!" James replies, "You know. I don't think so." The text reads: You don't own a fusion reaction, but you might own a portable generator. Portable generators produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide. Keep them outdoors and at least 20ft away from your home. A toy house that has been turned into a tall tower. There is a child dangerously close to the open window. The text reads: This is your home with unsafe windows. Prevent window falls. Install window stops/window guards. Open windows from the top. Move furniture that kids can climb away from windows. A guy at a pool drinking a fruit-filled cocktail and looking at his phone. A monster is coming out of the pool behind him. The guy doesn't notice, because he is distracted by his phone. His young nephew says, "Uncle Roy, there's a guy." The text reads: Nothing good happens when you're distracted at the pool. Always watch kids at pools and spas.
June 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BREAD & CIRCUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELETON PUSHEN AN EMPTY CART THROU A GROCERY STORE AND THERE TRYEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW FOOD COSTS MORE AND ALSO ITS SMALLER NOW. JUST PICK ONE MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "BREAD AND CIRCUSES ONLY KEEP US DISTRACTED IF WE CAN AFFORD THE BREAD AND THE CIRSUS DOESNT STOP EVERY FEW MINUTES FOR AN AD BREAK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATON RISIN UP OUT OF DA GRAVE 2 REMIND YOU THAT DA A.I SHIT THATS GOING AROUND NOW IS DA SAME AS EVERY OTHER COMPUTER SCAM , AND THE BEST ITS GOT AFTER TRILLION'S OF DOLLARS OF MONEY AND SO MANY COMPUTERS THAT WE HAD TO OPEN NEW POWER PLANTS TO RUN THEM , IS : 1. VIDEO'S OF PEOPLE WHO ARE MOVING AROUND SLOWLY IN A WEIRD WAY, 2. PHOTO'S OF JESUS WHERE HES IN A SHOPPING MALL WITH THE PRESEDENT, 3. CODE THAT DOSENT WORK, 4. INCORRECT SUMMARY OF INFOMATION THAT YOU PASTE INTO IT, 5. NOW DUMB GUYS THINK THAT THE COMPUTER IS SAD OR SMART!!! THERE ALL BAD BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT THE WORST GUYS IN THE WORLD ARE MAKEN A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY OFF OFF IT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS " REMEMEBER NFT'S? SORT OF? NOT REALLY? THE SAME GUYS WHO MADE THAT BULLSHIT ARE NOW TELLIN US AUTO COMPLETE IS INTELEGENT AND IT HAS FEELINGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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chucktingle.bsky.social
here you go bud
top frame is hulk standing next to ant man and ant man looks sad and tired. hulk is labeled 'BUCKAROO' and ant man 'A WEARY BUD'. bottom frame is hulk giving ant man a taco but it is labeled 'THE GRAND COSMIC KNOWLEDGE THAT LOVE IS REAL'
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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jamesrmillar.bsky.social
It's Mermay, which means its time for this robot wearing a fish.
May 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM