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TeenagePhlebotomy
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
I like the food! I want a quality ham. I want it here and I want it now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don't eat during the day for reasons I'm not sure I understand. Things get gruesome in the evenings. Tonight? KFC, a pint of ice cream, a bag of granola, and a bagel.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Jesus, Max, wrong hole. We had this storyboarded out at the 9 a.m. Zoom. Show the fuck up once in a while, buddy."
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There's nothing that woman appearing on my computer screen appreciate more than mild compliments.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This will also be my first solo ThankyG. Going to fire up a frozen pizza and watch tv for 16 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
We're not that baaaad.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Slow down, man. Date around for a while before putting a ring on it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I was pretending to be part of the in crowd. Let me have this, please.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh, I know.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Had one of those. A ‘97.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
General industry jargon!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM