Kelp
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Kelp
@teddykelp.bsky.social
They/He chaotic bisexual
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ed teach is going to the bar in full leather and he's ordering a shirley temple.
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I saw this meme and had to save it, since it perfectly encapsulates how the right wing thinks free speech only means what they say, and everyone should like what they say.
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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You there, gay boy, did it happen yet
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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what in the cat conclave is going on here
July 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
June 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Something the Mamdani win demonstrates is the extent to which the reigning cadre of ancient, establishment, centrist Dems think it’s more important to be on good terms with their GOP colleagues than it is to represent their own voters, and how thoroughly sick of this literally everyone is.
June 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.

Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Here's a non Lithgow version of the series for those who don't support people who take money from TERFS:

youtu.be/9tocssf3w80?...
LESSON 1: Do Not Obey In Advance
YouTube video by Timothy Snyder
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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John Lithgow has signed on to make money for the world richest transphobic bigot, maybe we should not platform him
May 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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AI image generating has already soured the way I consume art because I automatically have to second-guess and investigate what I'm looking at; but seeing all this fake Ghibli slop every day is so fucking depressing. This was never supposed to fucking happen to Miyazaki.
March 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I act like I'm okay, but deep down I'll never forgive Nintendo for abandoning Animal Crossing New Horizons
March 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Estranged from sanity
Trapped in this mentality
But the reality seems so much worse
Running in circles while maintaining a smile; the sycophant's retched curse
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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you must answer Clementine’s riddle before you can use the shower
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I wish I could play Twilight Princess for the first time again
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Save me Hello Kitty Island Adventure
February 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
What have you been playing lately?
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I would say my favourite part is the ability to shoot a wizard in the head with a rifle from 250 feet away.
February 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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trans life is beautiful 🩵🤍🩷
February 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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"I can fix her" "I can make her worse"

yeah well I can do a secret third thing

*signs her up for the FFXIV free trial*
January 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM