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I have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say.
AuDHD
Ace-aro feral hobgoblin
Unrepentant clone simp
Degenerative memes
AuDHD
Ace-aro feral hobgoblin
Unrepentant clone simp
Degenerative memes
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So it’s Christmas…
#poetry
When I was small,
magic lived in the air
snow cascading like diamonds,
each flake a promise that the world
was kinder than it looked.
Laughter clung to every smile,
warm as breath on glass…
#poetry
When I was small,
magic lived in the air
snow cascading like diamonds,
each flake a promise that the world
was kinder than it looked.
Laughter clung to every smile,
warm as breath on glass…
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
So it’s Christmas…
#poetry
When I was small,
magic lived in the air
snow cascading like diamonds,
each flake a promise that the world
was kinder than it looked.
Laughter clung to every smile,
warm as breath on glass…
#poetry
When I was small,
magic lived in the air
snow cascading like diamonds,
each flake a promise that the world
was kinder than it looked.
Laughter clung to every smile,
warm as breath on glass…
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Drawing I did for a holiday exchange over on Tumblr 💕
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Drawing I did for a holiday exchange over on Tumblr 💕
It's not pathetic. In this horrifying world in which we live, anything that brings you comfort and gets you through the day is a blessing.
Crosshair always somewhere in my mind
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's not pathetic. In this horrifying world in which we live, anything that brings you comfort and gets you through the day is a blessing.
Finding out MAGA chuds Jake Paul and Andrew Tate got their shit destroyed all in the same day is a Festivus miracle!
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Finding out MAGA chuds Jake Paul and Andrew Tate got their shit destroyed all in the same day is a Festivus miracle!
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December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Mother asked me last month for a Christmas list.
It just occurred to me that it consisted of "Star Wars stuff and supplies to make my own Star Wars stuff" 🤣🤣
It just occurred to me that it consisted of "Star Wars stuff and supplies to make my own Star Wars stuff" 🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mother asked me last month for a Christmas list.
It just occurred to me that it consisted of "Star Wars stuff and supplies to make my own Star Wars stuff" 🤣🤣
It just occurred to me that it consisted of "Star Wars stuff and supplies to make my own Star Wars stuff" 🤣🤣
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The year is 2101. I have passed away at the age of 105. My dreams were never realized and I requested my headstone reflect that.
#RenewTheAcolyte #Maemir #Oshamir
#RenewTheAcolyte #Maemir #Oshamir
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The year is 2101. I have passed away at the age of 105. My dreams were never realized and I requested my headstone reflect that.
#RenewTheAcolyte #Maemir #Oshamir
#RenewTheAcolyte #Maemir #Oshamir
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These are a few of my favourite words …
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
These are a few of my favourite words …
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why does going to warp speed give me an erection
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
why does going to warp speed give me an erection
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
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“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.”
Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”
Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.”
Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”
Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
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Equating the genre of books a person reads with intelligence makes me think that you really need some smut in your life.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Equating the genre of books a person reads with intelligence makes me think that you really need some smut in your life.
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My #1 turn-on is SO embarrassing, and idk why. It's such a normal thing 😭
But hearing or saying "I love you" with a partner in bed is, like, SO hot. "I love you so much" is otherworldly.
Like "haha this loser loves his partner lmao" rings in my head.
Toxic masculinity is a fucken endless poison.
But hearing or saying "I love you" with a partner in bed is, like, SO hot. "I love you so much" is otherworldly.
Like "haha this loser loves his partner lmao" rings in my head.
Toxic masculinity is a fucken endless poison.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My #1 turn-on is SO embarrassing, and idk why. It's such a normal thing 😭
But hearing or saying "I love you" with a partner in bed is, like, SO hot. "I love you so much" is otherworldly.
Like "haha this loser loves his partner lmao" rings in my head.
Toxic masculinity is a fucken endless poison.
But hearing or saying "I love you" with a partner in bed is, like, SO hot. "I love you so much" is otherworldly.
Like "haha this loser loves his partner lmao" rings in my head.
Toxic masculinity is a fucken endless poison.
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Actually, his name is
Kyle Kyle Kyle.
Kyle Kyle Kyle.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Actually, his name is
Kyle Kyle Kyle.
Kyle Kyle Kyle.
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
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You know the people in the White House I do actually feel genuine empathy and respect for? The custodial staff that has to de-fart-smell the Oval Office every day.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You know the people in the White House I do actually feel genuine empathy and respect for? The custodial staff that has to de-fart-smell the Oval Office every day.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Hunter Badbatch with some other things out as well
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hunter Badbatch with some other things out as well
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM