alexis
tearexis.bsky.social
alexis
@tearexis.bsky.social
30s | red and blue color coded sapphics
Annual friend Christmas cookie decorating featuring my girls and my son
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The thing that makes me feel insane about genAI is that while people are philosophising and splitting hairs and explaining themselves, there's no mention of how it came to exist at all!

It was made by stealing art from artists! Without permission, payment, or credit! It's ethically dead on arrival.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh my god now my secret Santa got me a Melissa Benoist signature!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Some highlights from Kpop Demon Hunters birthday D&D last night:

Celine rolling a nat 20 on the very first roll to insight check what the deal was with Rumi and Jinu
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i have stumbled onto my old Frozen fandom buddies in KPDH hunters fandom!!!!!! prepare yourselves for fixation to crank up to hyperfixation
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
AO3 pls load
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
talking to blorbo accounts for over 50% of AI use

openrouter.ai/state-of-ai
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We’re watching Chernobyl which I hadn’t seen, and so far the summary is “why aren’t women in charge”
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My job is to predict exact how many chairs we will need for a given performance and I am very good at it
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I got a custom ornament of my cat in the mail with no idea who it was from. I texted everyone I could think of to try to figure out the sender…. Only for Kelsey to remind me we’re in a secret santa exchange with their fam 😅
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“I don’t understand straight people. Why can they not celebrate my happiness when I have always celebrated theirs?”
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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ENSHITTIFICATION in action 💥

Cory Doctorow on the Future Knowledge #podcast tells how a few firms captured the inkjet market & kept raising prices until ink became the most expensive fluid you can buy at $10,000 a gallon. 🐎

🎧 Listen & subscribe ⬇️
futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/ens...
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I met Jalapeño Hannah tonight I’ve peaked
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:

1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)

2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
Bookshop.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The opener at PVRIS said “do you like goats? Here’s a song by my GOAT” and then sang Toxic and I leaned into Kelsey and said “she’s right it’s one of the greatest pop songs of all time”
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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ICYMI: The City of Pittsburgh is expecting anywhere between 3-5 inches of snow in the next 24 hours.

1) Park off-street (if possible)
2) Stay home while it snows
3) Set your trash out like normal
4) Give crews time and space to work

Remember, do NOT call 311 until 24 hours after snow fall.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: here's the restaurant i'm at text me if you want anything
Kelsey: (sends a screenshot of two menu items) the website is broken
Me: that's so interesting the website is broken on two menu items Kelsey would definitely like. guess they don't want anything.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I could not get my mom to sit still long enough so I’m finally watching Wicked part 1 with @lavendertheys.bsky.social

They know basically nothing about it including not knowing which one is Glinda or Elphaba

“So this is Legally Blonde meets Wednesday?”
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kelsey doesn’t want to acknowledge the pilgrims so they’re calling today Jim Day instead
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kelsey: let’s watch this cute Jake Gyllenhal romcom Love & Other Drugs
Me: ITS FILMED IN PITTSBURGH LETS GO
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I put on the season 4 Thanksgiving episode of supergirl and rewatching this during a second Trump term is WILD
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Finally watching The Boy and the Heron. Miyazaki really said “what if My Neighbor Totoro was really scary instead and also the mom instantly died”
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Finished my last work email until DECEMBER
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM