Kelsey’s favorite part is when Randy is under the sink and cries “Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie!!” and then mom gives him a glass of milk and lets him stay in his hiding spot

He got to give his daughter the gift he promised, Kelsey got money for their old Switch, and I I got to feel helpful. Everyone wins!

😍

Quality control!

I got my person a coffee subscription I feel like I did not put nearly as much effort in lol

Gwi Ma turned the Saja Boys against the girls, but they quickly disposed of them and Bobby negotiated the girls get to perform multiple songs at the Idol Awards to replace the now vanished Saja Boys

the following turn fans flooded the dressing room and started hitting demons with their lightsticks

Bobby tweeted to HUNTR/X social media that the group needed help, and the player wrote up the tweet for me:

Mira and Zoey were confronted by 'Rumi' but quickly figured out it was a fake so no emotional turmoil there. Bobby likewise clocked 'Mira' and 'Zoey' as fakes but poor squishy wizard Bobby took a Lot of damage

absolutely the emotionally meanest I've ever been to players - demon Miyeong said things like "let me see my daughter" and "give me a hug" and "you promised to take care of her" and successfully Charmed and Stunned Celine

Celine then went to confront Rumi about it in the dressing room. After a super tense conversation about Rumi has to kill demons and stay in the closet, the power went out and they heard a knock at the door. Celine cracked the door open and standing outside was Miyeong, Rumi's dead mom

Me, planning KPDH D&D for my birthday: and then I’ll make a demon disguise itself as Miyeong and emotionally traumatize Celine, Rumi, AND ZOEY hehehehehe

anyway tomorrow I need to email the Internet router people to not block AO3 at work

archiveofourown.org/works/694222... the end of chapter 5 specifically is like, my exact brand of fanfic drug

kelsey is slightly jealous that I'm foaming at the mouth over this kpdh fic BUT IT'S MISTAKEN IDENTITY FIGHITNG LIFE OR DEATH EVERYONE FREAKING OUT IT'S EXACTLY MY BUTTONS