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Teapotted 🫖🌈🫶🪷
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Drinker of tea, lover of life, generally kind. Mundane musings and random whimsy. Conversationally sweary.
Pinned
Kettle's on.
Brew, anyone?
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January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Currently up transcribing notes from tonight’s full council meeting; it was long, highly entertaining in places, but ultimately a snapshot of local democracy in action and what can be achieved when proactive, visionary, resident-focused individuals come together to build a city we can be proud of.
December 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Fence panel blown down by the wind, now repaired with a pair of old tights. My work is done.
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Just heard a clip of old big ears' coronation on @lbc.co.uk, and am squirming with embarrassment. I think the rest of the world must look at us and slowly shake its head.
November 23, 2024 at 9:10 AM
It's Saturday, I don't have to go anywhere, and I've got a chocolate orange.
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
8° warmer than yesterday, which is nice, but now blowing a hooley and sideways rain.
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 AM
I wanna know what gloves is,
I want you to show me.
November 22, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Two decapitated pigeon heads, held together on a yellow cord, like clackers.
All I remembered of my dream last night.
On telling my nephew, he looked at me sideways and said, "but they wouldn't have clacked, they'd just squish".
Now I'm not sure who I'm more worried about, me or him.
November 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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LL Cool J is short for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Cool James #TOTP
November 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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It's the sort of cold in my bathroom that makes you feel the icy ring of the loo seat on your arse for a good 20 mins after use.
November 21, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Wednesday
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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Bungle Bees
November 22, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Facepalm
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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CAT ADVISORY: With temperatures remaining uncomfortably low and #StormBert on its way it's important that you find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell your humans to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Gatport Airwick.
That is all.
November 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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I just saw that Tennessee is planning to outlaw gay marriage and inter racial marriages! I hope it's not true.
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Worse things happen at sea.
Be thankful you've got a roof over your head.
It's just a graze, your leg's not going to drop off.
That was growing an hour ago, eat it! (Veg from her allotment)

Mum's love language. Miss you. X
November 22, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Moaning to myself about being cold, hear the ghostly voice of my mum yelling, 'put another woolly on then'!
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM