Teapotted 🫖🌈🫶🪷
@teapoted.bsky.social
Drinker of tea, lover of life, generally kind. Mundane musings and random whimsy. Conversationally sweary.
Fence panel blown down by the wind, now repaired with a pair of old tights. My work is done.
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Fence panel blown down by the wind, now repaired with a pair of old tights. My work is done.
It's Saturday, I don't have to go anywhere, and I've got a chocolate orange.
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
It's Saturday, I don't have to go anywhere, and I've got a chocolate orange.
The old feral tom cat I've been feeding for a couple of years has moved in apparently. I've told him, one pee anywhere and you're out mate!
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 AM
The old feral tom cat I've been feeding for a couple of years has moved in apparently. I've told him, one pee anywhere and you're out mate!
A hearty apple! Hearty, get it?! I'm here all week.
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
A hearty apple! Hearty, get it?! I'm here all week.
Permanent earworm since being here.
November 19, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Permanent earworm since being here.
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
It's supposed to be Harry Kane, but to me it looks more like a morose Max Headroom
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 AM
It's supposed to be Harry Kane, but to me it looks more like a morose Max Headroom
There's a John Lewis ad playing on @lbc.co.uk, that says your hair is 86% of your personality. That explains SO much. #MadHair
November 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
There's a John Lewis ad playing on @lbc.co.uk, that says your hair is 86% of your personality. That explains SO much. #MadHair
Any structural engineers out there need a hand? Give me a shout, I'm happy to help.
November 18, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Any structural engineers out there need a hand? Give me a shout, I'm happy to help.
What Trump sees when he looks in the mirror
November 16, 2024 at 12:54 PM
What Trump sees when he looks in the mirror
Hearts and rainbows in my tea. Something for everyone here.
November 16, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Hearts and rainbows in my tea. Something for everyone here.
He ain't heavy, he's my Plover.
November 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
He ain't heavy, he's my Plover.