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Mister Teapot
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Custodian. Grotesquely neurodivergent. God's working on me. Resident of the Lands Whose Waters Reflect the Clouds.
Constantly blighted
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I just spent my last dollar on deodorizing carpet sealant
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hope we get at LEAST one "Why ISN'T Pat a Clown" comment per highlight video from now on because we were averaging about two "Why is Pat a clown" comments per vid last month.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There's a nonzero chance that was exactly what he was going for.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sluggo is lit
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Mister Teapot
i once made the mistake of walking into an all boys secondary school wearing a black coat with a fur collar.

I was mocked incessantly for four straight years.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM