Chris D
@teamseagull.com
Algorithms have essentially reduced me to dog only content. I’ve never been happier.
Product Dev / Pretend Full-Stack Dev. Former survey researcher. Skier, PC/Steam Deck/Retro gamer, woodworker.
Good at picking up and then abandoning hobbies.
Product Dev / Pretend Full-Stack Dev. Former survey researcher. Skier, PC/Steam Deck/Retro gamer, woodworker.
Good at picking up and then abandoning hobbies.
MAHA should be so proud 🤗
Now these lovely people can learn how to cure their (checks notes) asthma and atrial fibrillation with $100/month juice cleanses.
But at least Mars said they might think about not using artificial dyes in M&Ms in 2 years. So you know. America is saved!
Now these lovely people can learn how to cure their (checks notes) asthma and atrial fibrillation with $100/month juice cleanses.
But at least Mars said they might think about not using artificial dyes in M&Ms in 2 years. So you know. America is saved!
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
MAHA should be so proud 🤗
Now these lovely people can learn how to cure their (checks notes) asthma and atrial fibrillation with $100/month juice cleanses.
But at least Mars said they might think about not using artificial dyes in M&Ms in 2 years. So you know. America is saved!
Now these lovely people can learn how to cure their (checks notes) asthma and atrial fibrillation with $100/month juice cleanses.
But at least Mars said they might think about not using artificial dyes in M&Ms in 2 years. So you know. America is saved!
Hey thanks @anildash.com. I took this screenshot of their recent history to convince you, but you were so on top of it that it wasn’t needed. But I still thought I’d post it just to celebrate a “checkmark” being a good person.
A recent thread of the offender in question.
A recent thread of the offender in question.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hey thanks @anildash.com. I took this screenshot of their recent history to convince you, but you were so on top of it that it wasn’t needed. But I still thought I’d post it just to celebrate a “checkmark” being a good person.
A recent thread of the offender in question.
A recent thread of the offender in question.
If anyone needs an idea for a Christmas present for me... it's basically just this.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If anyone needs an idea for a Christmas present for me... it's basically just this.
Fuck off @grahamformaine.bsky.social - Susan Collins and Chuck Schumer didn’t make you get a Nazi tattoo.
How about instead of asking me for more money to give to PR agencies to rehab your image, you give me MY money back and drop the fuck out of the race.
How about instead of asking me for more money to give to PR agencies to rehab your image, you give me MY money back and drop the fuck out of the race.
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fuck off @grahamformaine.bsky.social - Susan Collins and Chuck Schumer didn’t make you get a Nazi tattoo.
How about instead of asking me for more money to give to PR agencies to rehab your image, you give me MY money back and drop the fuck out of the race.
How about instead of asking me for more money to give to PR agencies to rehab your image, you give me MY money back and drop the fuck out of the race.
Dear @npr.org (cc @ximenabustillo.bsky.social)
Can someone please explain why news organizations continue to give this propagandist a microphone without factchecking any of her statements?
If this was ACTUALLY happening then why the increase in deaths due to strokes, TB, etc.?
Can someone please explain why news organizations continue to give this propagandist a microphone without factchecking any of her statements?
If this was ACTUALLY happening then why the increase in deaths due to strokes, TB, etc.?
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dear @npr.org (cc @ximenabustillo.bsky.social)
Can someone please explain why news organizations continue to give this propagandist a microphone without factchecking any of her statements?
If this was ACTUALLY happening then why the increase in deaths due to strokes, TB, etc.?
Can someone please explain why news organizations continue to give this propagandist a microphone without factchecking any of her statements?
If this was ACTUALLY happening then why the increase in deaths due to strokes, TB, etc.?
Can’t stop laughing at how much this dude has face tuned himself. These people crack me up because the work product is exactly this.
All the matters is appearances. Look at the tents! We’re definitely more hardcore and putting out better products!
No, it means you care about looking that way.
All the matters is appearances. Look at the tents! We’re definitely more hardcore and putting out better products!
No, it means you care about looking that way.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can’t stop laughing at how much this dude has face tuned himself. These people crack me up because the work product is exactly this.
All the matters is appearances. Look at the tents! We’re definitely more hardcore and putting out better products!
No, it means you care about looking that way.
All the matters is appearances. Look at the tents! We’re definitely more hardcore and putting out better products!
No, it means you care about looking that way.
Today’s ride was good though. 1% better every day or whatever.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Today’s ride was good though. 1% better every day or whatever.
Dear @latimes.com -
Please for the love of god stop unquestioningly quoting government propagandists without, in the same sentence, saying what is and isn’t CONFIRMED.
THEY JUST KEEP LYING AND YOU JUST KEEP PRINTING IT.
McLaughlin is 100% lying every time she gives you a quote. Stop serving them.
Please for the love of god stop unquestioningly quoting government propagandists without, in the same sentence, saying what is and isn’t CONFIRMED.
THEY JUST KEEP LYING AND YOU JUST KEEP PRINTING IT.
McLaughlin is 100% lying every time she gives you a quote. Stop serving them.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dear @latimes.com -
Please for the love of god stop unquestioningly quoting government propagandists without, in the same sentence, saying what is and isn’t CONFIRMED.
THEY JUST KEEP LYING AND YOU JUST KEEP PRINTING IT.
McLaughlin is 100% lying every time she gives you a quote. Stop serving them.
Please for the love of god stop unquestioningly quoting government propagandists without, in the same sentence, saying what is and isn’t CONFIRMED.
THEY JUST KEEP LYING AND YOU JUST KEEP PRINTING IT.
McLaughlin is 100% lying every time she gives you a quote. Stop serving them.
See your problem is that the internet exists and keeps records. You just say what you think will play the best for you in that moment. You’re a wannabe grifter.
Because if this is you being “very relatable” and trying find common ground, maybe you should ask Ballotpedia to take down your answers.
Because if this is you being “very relatable” and trying find common ground, maybe you should ask Ballotpedia to take down your answers.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
See your problem is that the internet exists and keeps records. You just say what you think will play the best for you in that moment. You’re a wannabe grifter.
Because if this is you being “very relatable” and trying find common ground, maybe you should ask Ballotpedia to take down your answers.
Because if this is you being “very relatable” and trying find common ground, maybe you should ask Ballotpedia to take down your answers.
These No Kings finger wagging rules posts are hilarious.
“Focus your energy on what stand for, not what you stand against”
Protest literally called “No Kings” and is about standing against the overthrow of our country by a kakistocracy.
But go off about how to “protest” right.
“Focus your energy on what stand for, not what you stand against”
Protest literally called “No Kings” and is about standing against the overthrow of our country by a kakistocracy.
But go off about how to “protest” right.
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
These No Kings finger wagging rules posts are hilarious.
“Focus your energy on what stand for, not what you stand against”
Protest literally called “No Kings” and is about standing against the overthrow of our country by a kakistocracy.
But go off about how to “protest” right.
“Focus your energy on what stand for, not what you stand against”
Protest literally called “No Kings” and is about standing against the overthrow of our country by a kakistocracy.
But go off about how to “protest” right.
Imagine calling a ChatGPT BonziBuddy a “breakthrough”.
$100 says this was written by AI instead of anything approaching a copywriter / marketing anything.
$100 says this was written by AI instead of anything approaching a copywriter / marketing anything.
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Imagine calling a ChatGPT BonziBuddy a “breakthrough”.
$100 says this was written by AI instead of anything approaching a copywriter / marketing anything.
$100 says this was written by AI instead of anything approaching a copywriter / marketing anything.
Dude clearly flicked a cigarette and started the fire. He ChatGPTd asking if he’s responsible.
But Mike Lee thinks he’s a left wing person trying to burn down… California? If there was any justice in the world this fuck would be arrested for incitement.
But Mike Lee thinks he’s a left wing person trying to burn down… California? If there was any justice in the world this fuck would be arrested for incitement.
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dude clearly flicked a cigarette and started the fire. He ChatGPTd asking if he’s responsible.
But Mike Lee thinks he’s a left wing person trying to burn down… California? If there was any justice in the world this fuck would be arrested for incitement.
But Mike Lee thinks he’s a left wing person trying to burn down… California? If there was any justice in the world this fuck would be arrested for incitement.
Lazy Saturday. Been getting into high score Balatro recently. Finally got a pretty decent run and beat ante 12 for the first time.
12B largest hand.
Excited to keep learning these strategies and get better. NaN here we come !
12B largest hand.
Excited to keep learning these strategies and get better. NaN here we come !
October 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lazy Saturday. Been getting into high score Balatro recently. Finally got a pretty decent run and beat ante 12 for the first time.
12B largest hand.
Excited to keep learning these strategies and get better. NaN here we come !
12B largest hand.
Excited to keep learning these strategies and get better. NaN here we come !
I have a new favorite post-article spam ad. The level of AI slop Forbes is engaging in is bordering on art.
The facial tattoo that reads “Tattoo” is definitely my favorite. But really the longer you look the better it gets.
Also I don’t live in Colorado.
The facial tattoo that reads “Tattoo” is definitely my favorite. But really the longer you look the better it gets.
Also I don’t live in Colorado.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have a new favorite post-article spam ad. The level of AI slop Forbes is engaging in is bordering on art.
The facial tattoo that reads “Tattoo” is definitely my favorite. But really the longer you look the better it gets.
Also I don’t live in Colorado.
The facial tattoo that reads “Tattoo” is definitely my favorite. But really the longer you look the better it gets.
Also I don’t live in Colorado.
Ok I know I’m being a bit boomerish searching for a website but let’s ignore that for a bit and instead revel in the majesty of these sponsored search results.
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ok I know I’m being a bit boomerish searching for a website but let’s ignore that for a bit and instead revel in the majesty of these sponsored search results.
And you probably shouldn’t be so naive as an adult - but it’s not illegal yet, so go for it.
September 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And you probably shouldn’t be so naive as an adult - but it’s not illegal yet, so go for it.
LOL. This is like closing the barn door after the horses have bolted, ya?
Oh now you think market research is important?!
Oh now you think market research is important?!
September 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
LOL. This is like closing the barn door after the horses have bolted, ya?
Oh now you think market research is important?!
Oh now you think market research is important?!
In a sane world, this statement would get you shut out of civil conversation
In today’s world it makes sense to compare 3,000 innocent lives lost to terrorism to one assassination of a notorious troll.
“Never forget to use our memories to further your hate” is more like it.
In today’s world it makes sense to compare 3,000 innocent lives lost to terrorism to one assassination of a notorious troll.
“Never forget to use our memories to further your hate” is more like it.
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
In a sane world, this statement would get you shut out of civil conversation
In today’s world it makes sense to compare 3,000 innocent lives lost to terrorism to one assassination of a notorious troll.
“Never forget to use our memories to further your hate” is more like it.
In today’s world it makes sense to compare 3,000 innocent lives lost to terrorism to one assassination of a notorious troll.
“Never forget to use our memories to further your hate” is more like it.
Desperately frustrated by how not unique my face is now. This is _my_ apple emoji dude.
August 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Desperately frustrated by how not unique my face is now. This is _my_ apple emoji dude.
Did you know that birthday cards can now come with a Venmo code? I feel more and more old every day.
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Did you know that birthday cards can now come with a Venmo code? I feel more and more old every day.
Page 2 not much better. But I guess big ups to iRobot, Philips Hue (offloaded lol), and Heos.
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Page 2 not much better. But I guess big ups to iRobot, Philips Hue (offloaded lol), and Heos.
My home automation apps are so dreadfully boring and undifferentiated. It’s frustrating to find the right app in this folder.
More companies need to think of their app and logo in the world in which it lives in, instead of in a vacuum.
I’m sure there’s research somewhere that says blue = safety.
More companies need to think of their app and logo in the world in which it lives in, instead of in a vacuum.
I’m sure there’s research somewhere that says blue = safety.
August 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My home automation apps are so dreadfully boring and undifferentiated. It’s frustrating to find the right app in this folder.
More companies need to think of their app and logo in the world in which it lives in, instead of in a vacuum.
I’m sure there’s research somewhere that says blue = safety.
More companies need to think of their app and logo in the world in which it lives in, instead of in a vacuum.
I’m sure there’s research somewhere that says blue = safety.
Instagram is cool. Zuck’s really got a great content policy going there.
July 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Instagram is cool. Zuck’s really got a great content policy going there.