Brett Lynn Papworth
@teambanzai.bsky.social
Narcissistic and Disturbed HR’s best kept secret and other things have been used to describe me! Has a lifetime ban from the Autopia at Disneyland, and two Denny's locations
And how is this different from the last 50 times the broke up over the last 20 plus years?
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December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And how is this different from the last 50 times the broke up over the last 20 plus years?
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ktla.com/entertainmen...
Are the cavity creeps on a longer cycle then cicadas? Because we have not herd from them in some time
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Are the cavity creeps on a longer cycle then cicadas? Because we have not herd from them in some time
Nearly every post on Next Door about a car burglary. "What is this neighborhood coming to, my car got broken into last night they took the $300 I had sitting in the open on the seat, my brand new lap top on the dashboard, my rare coin collection sitting on the back seat and my wallet
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nearly every post on Next Door about a car burglary. "What is this neighborhood coming to, my car got broken into last night they took the $300 I had sitting in the open on the seat, my brand new lap top on the dashboard, my rare coin collection sitting on the back seat and my wallet
No intelligent life is ever going to contact us at least until we are technologically advanced enough to develop pizza rolls that don’t leak
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
No intelligent life is ever going to contact us at least until we are technologically advanced enough to develop pizza rolls that don’t leak
In all fairness Paul Dano in my worthless opinion isn’t the best actor, but he’s far from the worst. Maybe he just doesn’t have nice feet. Perhaps that’s where the hate comes from
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In all fairness Paul Dano in my worthless opinion isn’t the best actor, but he’s far from the worst. Maybe he just doesn’t have nice feet. Perhaps that’s where the hate comes from
And now we present regional torture. “Keys keys keys keys on…” for those not from Los Angeles just know that people that are finished that line and cursed me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And now we present regional torture. “Keys keys keys keys on…” for those not from Los Angeles just know that people that are finished that line and cursed me.
Getting upset that someone didn’t get a golden globe nomination shows a complete lack of understanding of how the Hollywood foreign press works it more of an honor to not be nominated
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Getting upset that someone didn’t get a golden globe nomination shows a complete lack of understanding of how the Hollywood foreign press works it more of an honor to not be nominated
Besides the amazing tuxedos the most 70’s thing about the Towering Inferno is every executive has a fuck room off their office
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Besides the amazing tuxedos the most 70’s thing about the Towering Inferno is every executive has a fuck room off their office
I’m going to lose sleep tonight pondering if Jacky Daytona (regular human bartender) and Randy Daytona (Ping Pong player) could be related
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I’m going to lose sleep tonight pondering if Jacky Daytona (regular human bartender) and Randy Daytona (Ping Pong player) could be related
"Jesus that guy is racist" Andrew Jackson when contacted in the beyond for his thoughts on trump.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Jesus that guy is racist" Andrew Jackson when contacted in the beyond for his thoughts on trump.
If you’re from Southern California and are old like me you can finish the following “Pete Ellis Dodge ……… ……. ………..”
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If you’re from Southern California and are old like me you can finish the following “Pete Ellis Dodge ……… ……. ………..”
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I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
was reading an article where Pam Bondi was quoted as saying "I couldn't have said it better myself" Which when you think about it applies to anything she tries to say.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
was reading an article where Pam Bondi was quoted as saying "I couldn't have said it better myself" Which when you think about it applies to anything she tries to say.
Kash Patel looks like the kid in class that is so lost they just sit there thinking "please don't call on me, please don't call on me."
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Kash Patel looks like the kid in class that is so lost they just sit there thinking "please don't call on me, please don't call on me."
25 years on and we finally get the Gilmore Girls soundtrack it’s about damned time I guess all the strongly worded letters to my congressman paid off
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
25 years on and we finally get the Gilmore Girls soundtrack it’s about damned time I guess all the strongly worded letters to my congressman paid off
Just realized a good double feature that explores the comedic dark side of both coasts are Into the Night for the West coast and After Hours for the East coast. #movies #doublefeature
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just realized a good double feature that explores the comedic dark side of both coasts are Into the Night for the West coast and After Hours for the East coast. #movies #doublefeature
Mr. Pibb does suck compared to Dr Pepper, but I'll still drink that any day over Pepsi. I don't know what that new generation was thinking but they were wrong about Pepsi and that leads me to believe they are responsible for the mess the world is in today.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Mr. Pibb does suck compared to Dr Pepper, but I'll still drink that any day over Pepsi. I don't know what that new generation was thinking but they were wrong about Pepsi and that leads me to believe they are responsible for the mess the world is in today.
So was it only me that thought the film 'Christie' was released like a month ago?
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So was it only me that thought the film 'Christie' was released like a month ago?
So the penny is dead, which means people are going to start believing they are collectable. I hate humans.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So the penny is dead, which means people are going to start believing they are collectable. I hate humans.
So the Cardasian... er kardashian what ever the hell she is relied on psychics and AI to pass the bar. That makes perfect sense.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So the Cardasian... er kardashian what ever the hell she is relied on psychics and AI to pass the bar. That makes perfect sense.
Targets new policy of forcing their employees to smile at customers would probably work… if they had customers to smile at
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Targets new policy of forcing their employees to smile at customers would probably work… if they had customers to smile at
Young Steve Martin looks like old Harrison Ford
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Young Steve Martin looks like old Harrison Ford
So glad the right to bear sandwiches has been affirmed. As an American I am glad that I can open carry a delicious sandwich proudly.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So glad the right to bear sandwiches has been affirmed. As an American I am glad that I can open carry a delicious sandwich proudly.
So the sandwich guy getting found not guilty is good news for Subway since no one is going to throw a Jersey Mikes sandwich they're too damn expensive for that.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
So the sandwich guy getting found not guilty is good news for Subway since no one is going to throw a Jersey Mikes sandwich they're too damn expensive for that.
