Brett Lynn Papworth
@teambanzai.bsky.social
Narcissistic and Disturbed HR’s best kept secret and other things have been used to describe me! Has a lifetime ban from the Autopia at Disneyland, and two Denny's locations
It seems people at the Galleria are growing impatient for the new pizza place that has been threatening to open for several months. Better send the national guard to prevent unrest
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It seems people at the Galleria are growing impatient for the new pizza place that has been threatening to open for several months. Better send the national guard to prevent unrest
Don't want to take anything away from the stuntman that performed this jump but any redneck would have done this for bragging rights and a couple of six packs.
May 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don't want to take anything away from the stuntman that performed this jump but any redneck would have done this for bragging rights and a couple of six packs.
Um….. is that supposed to be…… oh! You know what pass. Just going to move on. Not touching this one
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Um….. is that supposed to be…… oh! You know what pass. Just going to move on. Not touching this one
You forget how much Regal theaters suck until you have the misfortune of going and the suck washes over you… and Pepsi isn’t the flex they think it is
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You forget how much Regal theaters suck until you have the misfortune of going and the suck washes over you… and Pepsi isn’t the flex they think it is
When did Mike Meyers become GI Joe with the kung fu grip!?!
May 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When did Mike Meyers become GI Joe with the kung fu grip!?!
For Jeff Bezos it all started with this #blueorigin #cockrocket
April 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
For Jeff Bezos it all started with this #blueorigin #cockrocket
Doesn’t appear to come with vomit
April 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Doesn’t appear to come with vomit
Will it be the superior 1978 sound mix or the not quite as good 2001 sound mix? #supermanday
April 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Will it be the superior 1978 sound mix or the not quite as good 2001 sound mix? #supermanday
What demon is possessing this lamp in Richard Gilmores office?!! #gilmoregirls
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What demon is possessing this lamp in Richard Gilmores office?!! #gilmoregirls
Oh man I remember seeing Cousin Willie's Buttery Explosion at the Country Club back in the 80's
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh man I remember seeing Cousin Willie's Buttery Explosion at the Country Club back in the 80's
Wonder if they sell beer
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wonder if they sell beer
I know very little about lord of the rings but I pretty sure this is a bad thing. It won’t stop me from eating at Cheesecake Factory that chicken shawarma was too damn good.
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know very little about lord of the rings but I pretty sure this is a bad thing. It won’t stop me from eating at Cheesecake Factory that chicken shawarma was too damn good.
What?!? Don’t be silly I’m high on life… maybe too much caffeine
February 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What?!? Don’t be silly I’m high on life… maybe too much caffeine
Not sure what they serve but I’m sure it’s a trap
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Not sure what they serve but I’m sure it’s a trap
Chicken enchilada casserole because I’m far too impatient to roll the ingredients into a tortilla
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Chicken enchilada casserole because I’m far too impatient to roll the ingredients into a tortilla
This was the night my life changed for the better from what was a terrible time in my life this was the night I got in Acme where I got to play with some of the most talented funny people I have ever met.
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This was the night my life changed for the better from what was a terrible time in my life this was the night I got in Acme where I got to play with some of the most talented funny people I have ever met.
If you haven't been keeping up the valley has divided itself into factions and has declared war on Burbank and Glendale in r/sfv on Reddit pick you side now.
January 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you haven't been keeping up the valley has divided itself into factions and has declared war on Burbank and Glendale in r/sfv on Reddit pick you side now.
Wait Section 31 takes place in the Dude Where’s My Car Universe?!? Cause that’s definitely a Continuum Transfunctioner a device whose mystery is only exceeded by it’s power #startrek
January 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wait Section 31 takes place in the Dude Where’s My Car Universe?!? Cause that’s definitely a Continuum Transfunctioner a device whose mystery is only exceeded by it’s power #startrek
Have budget cuts got this bad that they now have to drive themselves to the cemetery? It’s remarkable they got this far being deceased and all
January 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Have budget cuts got this bad that they now have to drive themselves to the cemetery? It’s remarkable they got this far being deceased and all
Ominous music increases
January 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ominous music increases
So… don’t open your chocolate Santa backwards. Lesson learned.
December 29, 2024 at 12:31 AM
So… don’t open your chocolate Santa backwards. Lesson learned.
He left the building to pick up my order
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
He left the building to pick up my order