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Teal
@teal.monster
30 or 40 years old and don't need this
It/They/She 🏳️‍⚧️ H+
Gay weird and something
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Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Free Teabree.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained.

If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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nonono not cum bucket, cum ~bouquet~
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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your honor, i was in my healing era
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Imagine having to go through all this every time windows updates or adds a new AI thingamabob, and still think learning how to use linux is too hard
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Magik CMSN
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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New legendary patch note just dropped:
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you post memes in a long thread of self replies or a QRT reply chain, know that I'll steal your meme with no attribution whatsoever without a slightest hint of guilt about it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I wish chat apps had a multi-message draft buffer on every chat; sometimes I have a strong desire to start writing down something to send to someone but I can't do it in the middle of the current conversation (often it's banal bullshit that sholudn't get in the way of the present topic).
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you really think about it, peanut butter is just a local variety of hummus of sorts.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Patlabor on Television
Episode 36
Noa's Adventure
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM