Richard
@teaathalftime.bsky.social
The Other Fat Lad From Sheffield, Semi-Professional Yorkshireman, Sarcastic Sunday League Footballer, Subpar Cyclist, 90s Footy Kit Afficionado, Perpetual Tourist (finances allowing), Curling Watcher, Icelandophile, Shit Poet
I’m in Andorra for the day; there’s a Tim Horton’s here because of course there is…
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m in Andorra for the day; there’s a Tim Horton’s here because of course there is…
Hello the good people at @fotmob.com would you be able to start adding the international friendlies of the national teams from Euskadi and Catalunya as they play against FIFA nations? Also can we get more detailed womens international friendlies, often miss Canada matches as have no idea they’re on
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hello the good people at @fotmob.com would you be able to start adding the international friendlies of the national teams from Euskadi and Catalunya as they play against FIFA nations? Also can we get more detailed womens international friendlies, often miss Canada matches as have no idea they’re on
It’s 10 degrees celsius in Barcelona, so of course, I am off to buy something with long sleeves. Not because I am cold, more so because I’m seeing folks in winter coats (saw one couple in winter hats!) and I feel a bit weird being the only person strolling around in a t-shirt.
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s 10 degrees celsius in Barcelona, so of course, I am off to buy something with long sleeves. Not because I am cold, more so because I’m seeing folks in winter coats (saw one couple in winter hats!) and I feel a bit weird being the only person strolling around in a t-shirt.
For a nation with the cleanest tap water in the world; it’s always a surprise that Keflavik International Airport doesn’t have fountains to refill water bottles.
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
For a nation with the cleanest tap water in the world; it’s always a surprise that Keflavik International Airport doesn’t have fountains to refill water bottles.
Vaccinate your fucking kids; or fucking don't have kids. Either way, everyone wins.
UPDATE: Canada has announced that it has lost its measles elimination status.
This is a direct result of the increase in anti-vax disinformation, which has caused large, sustained outbreaks in the country over the last year.
This is a direct result of the increase in anti-vax disinformation, which has caused large, sustained outbreaks in the country over the last year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Vaccinate your fucking kids; or fucking don't have kids. Either way, everyone wins.
That's a red card every day of the week. It's not even a red for DOGSO it's a red because he tried to remove his legs from the rest of his body. #CPL
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That's a red card every day of the week. It's not even a red for DOGSO it's a red because he tried to remove his legs from the rest of his body. #CPL
A frozen and wet artificial surface.
*Guitar strums*
Shake hands with danger.
#CPL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82B5...
*Guitar strums*
Shake hands with danger.
#CPL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82B5...
Shake Hands with Danger
YouTube video by Ratguy Hated in the Nation
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A frozen and wet artificial surface.
*Guitar strums*
Shake hands with danger.
#CPL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82B5...
*Guitar strums*
Shake hands with danger.
#CPL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82B5...
Just tuned into the CPL Final; they are playing IN THAT?! What an outstandingly interesting advertisement for men's soccer in Canada.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just tuned into the CPL Final; they are playing IN THAT?! What an outstandingly interesting advertisement for men's soccer in Canada.
*Me loosely watching the Blades match*
Who's that off-brand Unai Emery looking motherfucker managing QPR?
Who's that off-brand Unai Emery looking motherfucker managing QPR?
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*Me loosely watching the Blades match*
Who's that off-brand Unai Emery looking motherfucker managing QPR?
Who's that off-brand Unai Emery looking motherfucker managing QPR?
The Jays are going to end up putting up a yellow runner board on the bottom outfield wall like it's a hockey rink to prevent that kind of play from happening again, aren't they?
MLB Network's Mark DeRosa shows how improbable it was for Addison Barger's double to get lodged between the wall and the warning track at Rogers Centre...
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Jays are going to end up putting up a yellow runner board on the bottom outfield wall like it's a hockey rink to prevent that kind of play from happening again, aren't they?
Me watching this Jays game
"George Springer is too injured he should absolutely not be playing in this game."
Springer immediately hits an RBI single to get the Jays on the board.
"George Springer is too injured he should absolutely not be playing in this game."
Springer immediately hits an RBI single to get the Jays on the board.
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me watching this Jays game
"George Springer is too injured he should absolutely not be playing in this game."
Springer immediately hits an RBI single to get the Jays on the board.
"George Springer is too injured he should absolutely not be playing in this game."
Springer immediately hits an RBI single to get the Jays on the board.
When Ohtani got himself Bartolo'd.
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When Ohtani got himself Bartolo'd.
Why even make them dribble the ball at all, if this is not travelling?
Reggie Miller and Jamal Crawford can't believe this isn't a travel for Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo. Mike Tirico explains the "gather" reasoning for why players can get away with it. 🏀 🎙️ #NBA
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why even make them dribble the ball at all, if this is not travelling?
So the 3rd base coach gambled on IKF and now went back to the well with Schneider; WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GAMBLING THERE?
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So the 3rd base coach gambled on IKF and now went back to the well with Schneider; WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GAMBLING THERE?
*Don Mattingly bench shot*
MATTINGLY SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS
MATTINGLY SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS
mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
ALT: mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*Don Mattingly bench shot*
MATTINGLY SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS
MATTINGLY SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS
GET THE FUCK IN (TO THE WORLD SERIES)!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
GET THE FUCK IN (TO THE WORLD SERIES)!!!!
HATS FOR BATS!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
HATS FOR BATS!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
Jays need to make an offering to Jobu to deal with Mariners pitching. Also maybe get some hats for the bats, it's chilly this time of year.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Jays need to make an offering to Jobu to deal with Mariners pitching. Also maybe get some hats for the bats, it's chilly this time of year.
Gausman throwing in the pen, yep this is exactly the time for this kind of thing. Pretty much guarantees who's got the next start if there is a next start.
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Gausman throwing in the pen, yep this is exactly the time for this kind of thing. Pretty much guarantees who's got the next start if there is a next start.
Oh good, it seems you cannot in fact do that!
Surely you just can't jump in the way of a throw like that to break up a double play?
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh good, it seems you cannot in fact do that!
Surely you just can't jump in the way of a throw like that to break up a double play?
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Surely you just can't jump in the way of a throw like that to break up a double play?