tazzyjas.bsky.social
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That’s actually what the couch said to him
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.

Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Percent of births financed by medicaid, by state, 2023
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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said this before and i wasn't exaggerating: RFK has the exact personality type of the kind of person that, in a different sort of regime, oversees mass starvation.
February 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Few people know this but you can turn off your phone and read a book
February 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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@senatedemocrats.bsky.social We will replace all of you.

STOP GIVING THEM UNANIMOUS CONSENT FOR ANYTHING UNTIL THEY REINSTATE THE JAGS AND THE JOINT CHIEFS.

NOT NEW ONES, THE ONES THEY JUST FIRED.

DO SOMETHING, FFS.
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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My only criticism of George Orwell’s 1984 is that it wasn’t titled 2025.
February 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Commission your friends for art. Give them dollars (this makes them happy) in exchange for drawing you like (this makes you happy). This is symbiosis. This is a healthy ecosystem.

Support your friends. Support art. Support your friends' art.
February 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Every citizen who is forced to enter name/email into a form to access public wifi has a duty to make up something breathtakingly vulgar.
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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AGEISM
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I heart Tina Smith.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky
💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes.

Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
February 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM