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@tavie.bsky.social
KITH secret weapon. Webmistress of http://kidsinthehall.ca. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her
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My family tradition is to call each other when Santa appears at the end of the Macys parade and wish each other Merry Christmas and also judge the Santa & Mrs Claus. This year I stayed over at Tante Joan’s house the night before and got to do this in person. Plus: overflow stuffing for breakfast!
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My family tradition is to call each other when Santa appears at the end of the Macys parade and wish each other Merry Christmas and also judge the Santa & Mrs Claus. This year I stayed over at Tante Joan’s house the night before and got to do this in person. Plus: overflow stuffing for breakfast!
We’re all getting old.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We’re all getting old.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
I made Murgatroyd a friend for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I made Murgatroyd a friend for Thanksgiving
My friend Olive of @latecambrian.bsky.social was seriously injured in a hit and run in Brooklyn and could use any donations or link share you can muster! Thank you in advance
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Donate to Healing After Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery, organized by john wlaysewski
Healing After Bushwick Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery… john wlaysewski needs your support for Healing After Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery
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November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My friend Olive of @latecambrian.bsky.social was seriously injured in a hit and run in Brooklyn and could use any donations or link share you can muster! Thank you in advance
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
I wanna see everyone’s relish trays tomorrow please. My sister is in charge and bringing the classic “Wrinkle in Time” celery-radish-olives combo.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I wanna see everyone’s relish trays tomorrow please. My sister is in charge and bringing the classic “Wrinkle in Time” celery-radish-olives combo.
Same neighborhood inflatable turkey. Same.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Same neighborhood inflatable turkey. Same.
I learned so much about Kyuss, a band I didn’t know existed until this very episode!!!
Episode 412 is up! Andy talks about De La Soul's new album, Cabin in the Sky, Nouvelle Vague (2025), comedies of the 2020s, PrestonPlayz, & Marita Plieva. Also, Brian Eno talks about creativity. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moine (@therachel.bsky.social)
introduces you to the band Kyuss.
introduces you to the band Kyuss.
Episode 412
Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 11/24/2025 · 46m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I learned so much about Kyuss, a band I didn’t know existed until this very episode!!!
My dear sweet husband insisting on making cornbread and sausage stuffing and cheese potatoes au gratin for Thanksgiving this year (his mom’s recipes) despite not being able to use a mandolin or slice an onion evenly. Everyone knows who is actually doing the cooking here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My dear sweet husband insisting on making cornbread and sausage stuffing and cheese potatoes au gratin for Thanksgiving this year (his mom’s recipes) despite not being able to use a mandolin or slice an onion evenly. Everyone knows who is actually doing the cooking here.
The hot chocolate at Eataly is the best hot chocolate I’ve ever had, sorry Jacques Torres.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The hot chocolate at Eataly is the best hot chocolate I’ve ever had, sorry Jacques Torres.
Today was a very hard and very stressful day but it was ALSO the day we got enough points at Foodtown to trade in for the $100 gift card. So that was nice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Today was a very hard and very stressful day but it was ALSO the day we got enough points at Foodtown to trade in for the $100 gift card. So that was nice.
Stupid Facebook keeps trying to get me to click their stupid Meta AI thing (which I will never do) and their latest thing is this picture of me they turned into a stupid cartoon with two sets of eyebrows for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Stupid Facebook keeps trying to get me to click their stupid Meta AI thing (which I will never do) and their latest thing is this picture of me they turned into a stupid cartoon with two sets of eyebrows for some reason
FML. They’re back. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I have to fucking move. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FML. They’re back. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I have to fucking move. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
As the people with the Foodtown rewards points, we have acquired this year’s turkey! 💪
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As the people with the Foodtown rewards points, we have acquired this year’s turkey! 💪
My BFF of 40 years is sending photos from our elementary school PTA cookbook to our group text and look at this absolute hate crime
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My BFF of 40 years is sending photos from our elementary school PTA cookbook to our group text and look at this absolute hate crime
Tonight I saw NYT linguist Prof. John McWhorter produce and perform a cabaret concert version of the 1943 Fats Waller musical “Early to Bed”. It was very weird and fun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tonight I saw NYT linguist Prof. John McWhorter produce and perform a cabaret concert version of the 1943 Fats Waller musical “Early to Bed”. It was very weird and fun.
People saying that Kermit is the only person who’s allowed to say “Quiet, Piggy” are severely underestimating the effects of a powerful karate kick on a small green body.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
People saying that Kermit is the only person who’s allowed to say “Quiet, Piggy” are severely underestimating the effects of a powerful karate kick on a small green body.
I just want you all to know that Sean is watching that TNG episode with the Irish sheep farmers again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I just want you all to know that Sean is watching that TNG episode with the Irish sheep farmers again.
So, we cancelled Optimum on 10/30 and T-Mobile has been working great for the past couple weeks.
Today my super told me that as of MONDAY, Fios will FINALLY be available in our building 🤣🤣🤣
Today my super told me that as of MONDAY, Fios will FINALLY be available in our building 🤣🤣🤣
I was on the phone for two. Full. Hours. Today. With Optimum trying to question a charge on my too-high Internet bill and then trying to cancel my service because they charge us $153/mo for very, very bad service. The guy in the retentions department openly insulted me. It was ASTOUNDING.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So, we cancelled Optimum on 10/30 and T-Mobile has been working great for the past couple weeks.
Today my super told me that as of MONDAY, Fios will FINALLY be available in our building 🤣🤣🤣
Today my super told me that as of MONDAY, Fios will FINALLY be available in our building 🤣🤣🤣
Was thinking about my mom today and found an email she sent me about 3 weeks before she passed away.
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Was thinking about my mom today and found an email she sent me about 3 weeks before she passed away.
14 year anniversary of the worst day of my life, when we lost you.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
14 year anniversary of the worst day of my life, when we lost you.
Just sitting back to watch my comfort show of the moment when I notice this OFFENSIVE episode description! “Plain” Natalie? HOW DARE YOU, TUBI!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just sitting back to watch my comfort show of the moment when I notice this OFFENSIVE episode description! “Plain” Natalie? HOW DARE YOU, TUBI!!!
Whoever posted that clip of Miss Piggy singing “Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat” clip should be rotisseried, I will NEVER get that out of my head.
You know what, if I have to suffer we all have to suffer:
youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
You know what, if I have to suffer we all have to suffer:
youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
John Denver and the Muppets - Christmas Is Coming (from A Christmas Together)
YouTube video by John Denver
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November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Whoever posted that clip of Miss Piggy singing “Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat” clip should be rotisseried, I will NEVER get that out of my head.
You know what, if I have to suffer we all have to suffer:
youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
You know what, if I have to suffer we all have to suffer:
youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...
Today I burned my upper arm on the stove (weird move but I managed it) and it was a little blistered so I taped a piece of clean gauze to it and I’m pretending there’s a tattoo under there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today I burned my upper arm on the stove (weird move but I managed it) and it was a little blistered so I taped a piece of clean gauze to it and I’m pretending there’s a tattoo under there.
I realized that I was so eager to tell @therachel.bsky.social about my being a concert know-it-all for last week’s show that I neglected to mention that the concert itself answered her call to action- it was Aimee Mann’s “Lost in Space” anniversary tour where she only sang songs from that album!
Ep 411 is up! Andy eats a cookie & talks about Pyjama Man’s latest antics & Tracy Morgan singing U2. On Rachel’s Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines (@therachel.bsky.social) shares listener stories of full-album concerts, follows RATM across the pond & looks at a Christopher Cross singles collection.
Episode 411
Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 11/17/2025 · 50m
podcasts.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I realized that I was so eager to tell @therachel.bsky.social about my being a concert know-it-all for last week’s show that I neglected to mention that the concert itself answered her call to action- it was Aimee Mann’s “Lost in Space” anniversary tour where she only sang songs from that album!