TartanJam
@tartanjam.bsky.social
Occasional books, games, TV, film and sport chat.
Frequent grumpiness.
Frequent grumpiness.
@fplgeneral.bsky.social what a fantastic time for me to replace Senesi with a City defender😂😭
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@fplgeneral.bsky.social what a fantastic time for me to replace Senesi with a City defender😂😭
I opened someone's insta story to discover it was posted only 22 seconds ago. Kill me now.
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I opened someone's insta story to discover it was posted only 22 seconds ago. Kill me now.
I didn't expect Andy Robertson to make me cry tonight, but here we are.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I didn't expect Andy Robertson to make me cry tonight, but here we are.
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Scotland’s First Minister addresses the nation
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Scotland’s First Minister addresses the nation
This is going to be the longest 10-15 minutes ever
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is going to be the longest 10-15 minutes ever
The Witcher recap doing absolutely everything it can to avoid showing Henry Cavills face😭
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Witcher recap doing absolutely everything it can to avoid showing Henry Cavills face😭
Today, in a major step toward adulthood, I remembered to put the fresh bedding on before bedtime.
I am 43.
I am 43.
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today, in a major step toward adulthood, I remembered to put the fresh bedding on before bedtime.
I am 43.
I am 43.
A couple at a small self-service checkout in Lidl complaining there's not enough space for their trolley of shopping, while completely ignoring the much bigger checkouts designed for trolleys directly behind them.
It's taken all my energy to not tell them how fucking stupid they are.
It's taken all my energy to not tell them how fucking stupid they are.
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A couple at a small self-service checkout in Lidl complaining there's not enough space for their trolley of shopping, while completely ignoring the much bigger checkouts designed for trolleys directly behind them.
It's taken all my energy to not tell them how fucking stupid they are.
It's taken all my energy to not tell them how fucking stupid they are.
Scotland are fucking terrible at playing against teams we're meant to be better than. No ideas, no energy. Just plodding along hoping something bounces into the goal.
October 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Scotland are fucking terrible at playing against teams we're meant to be better than. No ideas, no energy. Just plodding along hoping something bounces into the goal.
Scotland being woeful for 63 minutes was all part of the gameplan
October 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Scotland being woeful for 63 minutes was all part of the gameplan
Fantasy Football is going terribly so far
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fantasy Football is going terribly so far
I bought this jacket today. I think it's really nice.
It's also a ladies jacket (buttons are on the wrong side) because mens designs are so fucking boring.
It's also a ladies jacket (buttons are on the wrong side) because mens designs are so fucking boring.
September 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I bought this jacket today. I think it's really nice.
It's also a ladies jacket (buttons are on the wrong side) because mens designs are so fucking boring.
It's also a ladies jacket (buttons are on the wrong side) because mens designs are so fucking boring.
I've been drinking red wine tonight and decided to raid mum and dads fridge for cheese.
3 different parmesans and a blue stilton. Not a single crumb of white cheddar!
This is a war crime.
3 different parmesans and a blue stilton. Not a single crumb of white cheddar!
This is a war crime.
September 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've been drinking red wine tonight and decided to raid mum and dads fridge for cheese.
3 different parmesans and a blue stilton. Not a single crumb of white cheddar!
This is a war crime.
3 different parmesans and a blue stilton. Not a single crumb of white cheddar!
This is a war crime.
I just tried some blue cheese and didn't hate it. And now I'm confused.
September 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just tried some blue cheese and didn't hate it. And now I'm confused.
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Anyone who signs this pledge is not a journalist.
The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.
Defense Secretary Hegseth requires new 'pledge' for reporters at the Pentagon
The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.
www.npr.org
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anyone who signs this pledge is not a journalist.
Visiting family when you live alone is so frustrating.
Like, why are you so scared of silence? You don't need to fill every second with words or pointless background tv noise.
I feel like I'm probably the problem tbh, but I'll complain anyway.
Like, why are you so scared of silence? You don't need to fill every second with words or pointless background tv noise.
I feel like I'm probably the problem tbh, but I'll complain anyway.
September 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Visiting family when you live alone is so frustrating.
Like, why are you so scared of silence? You don't need to fill every second with words or pointless background tv noise.
I feel like I'm probably the problem tbh, but I'll complain anyway.
Like, why are you so scared of silence? You don't need to fill every second with words or pointless background tv noise.
I feel like I'm probably the problem tbh, but I'll complain anyway.
I'll try this again without the typo.
I don't know what kind of tree this is, but I love how the branches and leaves form flat layers.
I don't know what kind of tree this is, but I love how the branches and leaves form flat layers.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'll try this again without the typo.
I don't know what kind of tree this is, but I love how the branches and leaves form flat layers.
I don't know what kind of tree this is, but I love how the branches and leaves form flat layers.
We took a short trip into Wales today
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We took a short trip into Wales today
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Really relishing the Frankenstein's monster situation that Elon Musk and the right have created with Grok
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Really relishing the Frankenstein's monster situation that Elon Musk and the right have created with Grok
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
There's been too many days this week
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
There's been too many days this week
The Belarus vs Scotland game is played in an empty stadium tonight, and it's giving massive pandemic vibes
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Belarus vs Scotland game is played in an empty stadium tonight, and it's giving massive pandemic vibes
Full Metal Jacket features some of the worst CPR I've ever seen
September 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Full Metal Jacket features some of the worst CPR I've ever seen
The face scanner used to verify my age didn't even pause to think about it.
Which seems a bit rude.
Which seems a bit rude.
July 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The face scanner used to verify my age didn't even pause to think about it.
Which seems a bit rude.
Which seems a bit rude.
Aberdeen has some good street art.
July 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Aberdeen has some good street art.