Tar Heel Guy
@tarheelguy.bsky.social
UNC Tar Heels. Atlanta Braves. Miami Dolphins. Fantasy baseball. History, photography, literature, chess, math. Cats. I don’t like fascism.
The smugness that can only come from someone who has no idea how truly incompetent they are.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The smugness that can only come from someone who has no idea how truly incompetent they are.
The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.
I wondered this 3 weeks ago.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wondered this 3 weeks ago.
This woman was already neck deep in her feelings today just thinking about it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This woman was already neck deep in her feelings today just thinking about it.
And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”
And when I pointed out that the Dodgers issued the 2nd most intentional walks in baseball this season she replied with this but because she had cowardly disabled comments I couldn’t explain how ridiculous it is to say there aren’t consequences when you’re putting Ohtani on base every time you do it!
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And when I pointed out that the Dodgers issued the 2nd most intentional walks in baseball this season she replied with this but because she had cowardly disabled comments I couldn’t explain how ridiculous it is to say there aren’t consequences when you’re putting Ohtani on base every time you do it!
This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.
I literally have no idea what you’re even talking about.
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I literally have no idea what you’re even talking about.
Cincinnati at Utah
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Cincinnati at Utah
Yeah, why don’t black people pull themselves up by their bootstraps like he did?
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yeah, why don’t black people pull themselves up by their bootstraps like he did?
I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.
This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.
Well, there are a few but they don’t show pictures of them.
September 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well, there are a few but they don’t show pictures of them.
This ESPN article claims Acuña’s throw was 301 feet but that seems a little short. For reference the straight-line distance from the RF foul pole to 3B is 337.2 feet.
July 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This ESPN article claims Acuña’s throw was 301 feet but that seems a little short. For reference the straight-line distance from the RF foul pole to 3B is 337.2 feet.
This adorable little furball flops over on her back for belly rubs every chance she gets and lets me pick her up and carry around like a little baby with no complaints at all.
June 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This adorable little furball flops over on her back for belly rubs every chance she gets and lets me pick her up and carry around like a little baby with no complaints at all.
This isn’t going to help my batting average. #fantasybaseball
June 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This isn’t going to help my batting average. #fantasybaseball
@muellershewrote.com is blocking me because I said I didn’t think the DOJ would have any consequences for disobeying court orders. Doesn’t seem like she’s one of the good guys.
May 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@muellershewrote.com is blocking me because I said I didn’t think the DOJ would have any consequences for disobeying court orders. Doesn’t seem like she’s one of the good guys.
Teams are just making up player names to call now instead of drafting Shedeur Sanders.
April 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Teams are just making up player names to call now instead of drafting Shedeur Sanders.
This is how Cleo says hi.
April 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is how Cleo says hi.
Cleo has objections.
April 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Cleo has objections.
This really ain’t it, y’all.
April 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This really ain’t it, y’all.