Tar Heel Guy
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UNC Tar Heels. Atlanta Braves. Miami Dolphins. Fantasy baseball. History, photography, literature, chess, math. Cats. I don’t like fascism.
I feel like the U.S. Olympic trials for curling is like if there were 2 bowling alleys in America and each one picked its best guys and they played each other every 4 years. That’s pretty accurate, yeah?
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I feel like the U.S. Olympic trials for curling is like if there were 2 bowling alleys in America and each one picked its best guys and they played each other every 4 years. That’s pretty accurate, yeah?
I can only assume that Mike McDaniel is just trying to get fired at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can only assume that Mike McDaniel is just trying to get fired at this point.
Many people are saying that Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job and there are pictures of it in the Epstein files. I’m not saying it but many people are.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Many people are saying that Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job and there are pictures of it in the Epstein files. I’m not saying it but many people are.
Did I just hear Troy Aikman say that both offenses are showing how good they are as a game went to half 0-0?
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Did I just hear Troy Aikman say that both offenses are showing how good they are as a game went to half 0-0?
I’ve heard this idiot announcing the UNC-Stanford football game say a few times that Stanford is utterly dominating the game and UNC is lucky to still be in it. Stanford has 100 yards of offense at halftime. I’ve never heard a supposedly neutral announcer be this biased before. Embarrassing for him.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ve heard this idiot announcing the UNC-Stanford football game say a few times that Stanford is utterly dominating the game and UNC is lucky to still be in it. Stanford has 100 yards of offense at halftime. I’ve never heard a supposedly neutral announcer be this biased before. Embarrassing for him.
How embarrassing is it to be in body armor and have a guy throw a sandwich at you and then you go to court and lie about the sandwich exploding all over you and the jury laughs at you? How can a girl ever get wet in your presence again?
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
How embarrassing is it to be in body armor and have a guy throw a sandwich at you and then you go to court and lie about the sandwich exploding all over you and the jury laughs at you? How can a girl ever get wet in your presence again?
Stephanie Ruhle’s show had an um, weird vibe to it tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Stephanie Ruhle’s show had an um, weird vibe to it tonight.
My first thought was “This crazy woman really thinks she’s important enough that someone would want to kill her?” and then I remembered she signed the Epstein petition and realized “Oh, yeah, maybe she’s getting calls from inside the house.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My first thought was “This crazy woman really thinks she’s important enough that someone would want to kill her?” and then I remembered she signed the Epstein petition and realized “Oh, yeah, maybe she’s getting calls from inside the house.”
I’m sure there’s a betting market for this somewhere so what are the odds on Erika Kirk being the next First Lady?
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m sure there’s a betting market for this somewhere so what are the odds on Erika Kirk being the next First Lady?
That was an all-time baserunning blunder to end Game 6.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That was an all-time baserunning blunder to end Game 6.
The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.
And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”
This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.
I mean, this was just too easy to see coming.
Why is everybody on TV pretending that Israel isn’t going to start bombing Gaza again as soon as they get their hostages back?
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I mean, this was just too easy to see coming.
I see walks coming. And the first of those walks scoring the winning run.
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I see walks coming. And the first of those walks scoring the winning run.
Starting to feel a little left out because I haven’t been thrown out on the basepaths in this Dodgers-Blue Jays game.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Starting to feel a little left out because I haven’t been thrown out on the basepaths in this Dodgers-Blue Jays game.
This is a pretty top-level uniform matchup on Sunday Night Football.
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is a pretty top-level uniform matchup on Sunday Night Football.
I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.
How many times has Elliot Lurie played “Brandy” and why do I want it to be like 10,000 more times?
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
How many times has Elliot Lurie played “Brandy” and why do I want it to be like 10,000 more times?
Some on the left are saying that House Republicans should do their jobs, but Adelita Grijalva was elected almost a month ago and hasn’t shown up for a single vote, so that kind of destroys their argument.
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Some on the left are saying that House Republicans should do their jobs, but Adelita Grijalva was elected almost a month ago and hasn’t shown up for a single vote, so that kind of destroys their argument.
This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.
People, seriously, Colombia is the country Trump wants to declare war on. Not Columbia, the capital of South Carolina. I don’t think he wants war with them. Yet. Not Columbia, the university in New York. OK, he probably does want to declare war on them.
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People, seriously, Colombia is the country Trump wants to declare war on. Not Columbia, the capital of South Carolina. I don’t think he wants war with them. Yet. Not Columbia, the university in New York. OK, he probably does want to declare war on them.
Crazy that the big divide between parties in America now is that one party thinks that rich adult males shouldn’t be raping underage girls and the other party thinks that people who have that opinion are terrorists.
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Crazy that the big divide between parties in America now is that one party thinks that rich adult males shouldn’t be raping underage girls and the other party thinks that people who have that opinion are terrorists.
Funny that the candidate in the NYC mayoral debate who speaks the best and most understandable English is the “socialist Muslim” Zohran Mamdani and not Andrew Cuomo or Curtis Sliwa who both sound like anchor babies.
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Funny that the candidate in the NYC mayoral debate who speaks the best and most understandable English is the “socialist Muslim” Zohran Mamdani and not Andrew Cuomo or Curtis Sliwa who both sound like anchor babies.