Tao of Stieb
@taoofstieb.bsky.social
Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.
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Here’s the list, which cuts off at Anthony Gose at 30th.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Here’s the list, which cuts off at Anthony Gose at 30th.
I believe Whitney Houston sang it better.
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I believe Whitney Houston sang it better.
Get off my bandwagon, you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Get off my bandwagon, you.
Jays can’t consider pulling Yesavage until the bill of his cap is completely soaked through.
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jays can’t consider pulling Yesavage until the bill of his cap is completely soaked through.
Guess who? Two pieces in one day. He’s unimpressed with Ohtani.
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Guess who? Two pieces in one day. He’s unimpressed with Ohtani.
Hmm…one of these teams apparently has only two good hitters.🤔
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hmm…one of these teams apparently has only two good hitters.🤔
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays
A study in questionable life choices.
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A study in questionable life choices.
Imagine not appreciating Ernie Clement.
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imagine not appreciating Ernie Clement.
So the resale ticket market is working great. Gates open in three hours! Scumbag Capitalism, yeah!
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So the resale ticket market is working great. Gates open in three hours! Scumbag Capitalism, yeah!
Which is a bargain compared to these ones at $3008 per ticket.
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Which is a bargain compared to these ones at $3008 per ticket.
Hey, let’s hear it for the person who is trying to sell two seats in the accessible section for folks with mobility challenges at $2578 apiece.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, let’s hear it for the person who is trying to sell two seats in the accessible section for folks with mobility challenges at $2578 apiece.
When you recognize that number 47 and number 7 were on base for number 4’s big swing.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When you recognize that number 47 and number 7 were on base for number 4’s big swing.
I picked one up inside the dome tonight.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I picked one up inside the dome tonight.
I see you Ken Rosenthal. I don’t like you. And my friends don’t like you either.
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I see you Ken Rosenthal. I don’t like you. And my friends don’t like you either.
I’m not sure arms are supposed to bend like that. Nevertheless…Let’s go!
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m not sure arms are supposed to bend like that. Nevertheless…Let’s go!
Imagine posting the most shameless thing on Bluesky, and leaving it up for almost a full hour and not getting a single stitch of engagement with it despite your willingness to debase yourself for the worst people to like you.
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Imagine posting the most shameless thing on Bluesky, and leaving it up for almost a full hour and not getting a single stitch of engagement with it despite your willingness to debase yourself for the worst people to like you.
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,"—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,"—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
I’m sensing enough Jays doomer energy to pull this out, only down 0-2.
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m sensing enough Jays doomer energy to pull this out, only down 0-2.
Ah yes. Guess who.
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ah yes. Guess who.
I was spending the weekend in the country, and this afternoon I saw a blue jay and thought: “Good omen.”
Tonight, I saw this guy, and I thought: “That’s nothing. I’m sure that’s nothing.”
Tonight, I saw this guy, and I thought: “That’s nothing. I’m sure that’s nothing.”
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I was spending the weekend in the country, and this afternoon I saw a blue jay and thought: “Good omen.”
Tonight, I saw this guy, and I thought: “That’s nothing. I’m sure that’s nothing.”
Tonight, I saw this guy, and I thought: “That’s nothing. I’m sure that’s nothing.”
I didn’t want to do this but you left me little choice.
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I didn’t want to do this but you left me little choice.
There you go, Scherzer and Bassitt in, Nance and Bruihl out.
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There you go, Scherzer and Bassitt in, Nance and Bruihl out.