Tao of Stieb
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Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.
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Hey, the Raptors are fun again.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hey, the Raptors are fun again.
Having Tyler Kleven on the ice in overtime ahead of Jordan Spence is a CHOICE.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Having Tyler Kleven on the ice in overtime ahead of Jordan Spence is a CHOICE.
Does a specific individual bear shit in the woods?
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Does a specific individual bear shit in the woods?
Somehow, the Ottawa Senators only have right-shot defencemen now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Somehow, the Ottawa Senators only have right-shot defencemen now.
Fair to remember that the vote happens at the end of the regular season. Guardians pulled their season out of the dumpster in the last month.
CLE went 5-1 against the Tigers down the stretch. (And 9-2 against three teams in KC, MIN and CHW who were flying the white flag.)
Anyways, Steve Vogt.
CLE went 5-1 against the Tigers down the stretch. (And 9-2 against three teams in KC, MIN and CHW who were flying the white flag.)
Anyways, Steve Vogt.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fair to remember that the vote happens at the end of the regular season. Guardians pulled their season out of the dumpster in the last month.
CLE went 5-1 against the Tigers down the stretch. (And 9-2 against three teams in KC, MIN and CHW who were flying the white flag.)
Anyways, Steve Vogt.
CLE went 5-1 against the Tigers down the stretch. (And 9-2 against three teams in KC, MIN and CHW who were flying the white flag.)
Anyways, Steve Vogt.
John Schneider doesn’t win the AL Manager of the Year. So I guess I’m going to look up who my new baseball writer grudges are.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
John Schneider doesn’t win the AL Manager of the Year. So I guess I’m going to look up who my new baseball writer grudges are.
The second of this post is even more unhinged.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The second of this post is even more unhinged.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, Yunel Escobar (Tie)
That’s the ten! Thank you for remembering some Jays with me.
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, Yunel Escobar (Tie)
That’s the ten! Thank you for remembering some Jays with me.
Is it bad that I broadcast every game the Blue Jays played from 2010-2019 and I'm having trouble with this?
Is Rios in there? Rajai? Russ tied for 10th? YEscobar?
Is Rios in there? Rajai? Russ tied for 10th? YEscobar?
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, Yunel Escobar (Tie)
That’s the ten! Thank you for remembering some Jays with me.
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, Yunel Escobar (Tie)
That’s the ten! Thank you for remembering some Jays with me.
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, plus one more dude (Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, plus one more dude (Tie)
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
Bautista, Encarnacion, Martin, Rasmus? Lind, Smoak?
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, plus one more dude (Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. Lawrie, plus one more dude (Tie)
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
Bautista, Encarnacion, Martin, Rasmus? Lind, Smoak?
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. Pillar
5. Smoak
6. Lind
7. Martin
8. Rasmus
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. ?
5. ?
6. Lind
7. ?
8. ?
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. ?
5. ?
6. Lind
7. ?
8. ?
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
José, Edwin, Donaldson,Vernon, Adam Lind,
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
1. Bautista
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. ?
5. ?
6. Lind
7. ?
8. ?
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
2. Edwin
3. Donaldson
4. ?
5. ?
6. Lind
7. ?
8. ?
9. Reyes
10. ??(Tie)
Alright folks, trivia time.
Tell me the top 10 Toronto Blue Jays in runs scored in the 2010s.
(2010-2019, in case anyone is being overly pedantic.)
Tell me the top 10 Toronto Blue Jays in runs scored in the 2010s.
(2010-2019, in case anyone is being overly pedantic.)
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alright folks, trivia time.
Tell me the top 10 Toronto Blue Jays in runs scored in the 2010s.
(2010-2019, in case anyone is being overly pedantic.)
Tell me the top 10 Toronto Blue Jays in runs scored in the 2010s.
(2010-2019, in case anyone is being overly pedantic.)
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We’re just innocent men
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re just innocent men
You know, they really might have had something with that Wile E. Coyote character, but alas, his early demise was incontrovertible.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You know, they really might have had something with that Wile E. Coyote character, but alas, his early demise was incontrovertible.
Damn, dudes. This Hall of Fame ceremony was way more of a commitment than I was prepared for.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Damn, dudes. This Hall of Fame ceremony was way more of a commitment than I was prepared for.
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A Poperee is what Mary J. Blige calls the Vatican.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A Poperee is what Mary J. Blige calls the Vatican.
There’s a part of me that wants to be indignant about any piece that doesn’t strenuously push King Carlos’ HoF candidacy. But this Jaffe missive was about as nice a way to be let down as possible. Fair, and makes some arguments that could push Delgado right up to the line.
new @fangraphs.com: Carlos Delgado went one-and-done on the 2015 ballot. Despite his 473 homers, he doesn't stack up well in WAR/JAWS, but his willingness to speak out against injustice makes him one of the most interesting HOF candidates I've covered.
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Carlos Delgado blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-contemp...
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There’s a part of me that wants to be indignant about any piece that doesn’t strenuously push King Carlos’ HoF candidacy. But this Jaffe missive was about as nice a way to be let down as possible. Fair, and makes some arguments that could push Delgado right up to the line.
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Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Being on day 12 or so of being sick and slowly recovering, but using every ounce of energy you have for the day to get your blessed child out the door in the morning.
I’d groan but I popped something in my ribs over the weekend mid-cough, and it hurts to make sounds or breathe or think.
I’d groan but I popped something in my ribs over the weekend mid-cough, and it hurts to make sounds or breathe or think.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Being on day 12 or so of being sick and slowly recovering, but using every ounce of energy you have for the day to get your blessed child out the door in the morning.
I’d groan but I popped something in my ribs over the weekend mid-cough, and it hurts to make sounds or breathe or think.
I’d groan but I popped something in my ribs over the weekend mid-cough, and it hurts to make sounds or breathe or think.
Timmy Stützle reaching his prime is pretty to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Timmy Stützle reaching his prime is pretty to watch.
Jonatan Clase playing CF and hitting 9th for Aguilas.
First two LIDOM games coming up at 4p et!
Another 8 winter ball games coming your way on MLB dot tv! LIDOM and LMP
Another 8 winter ball games coming your way on MLB dot tv! LIDOM and LMP
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Jonatan Clase playing CF and hitting 9th for Aguilas.
Jamón Jamón (1992)
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Jamón Jamón (1992)
Ottawa Senators go full 60 minutes without a shot challenge
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ottawa Senators go full 60 minutes without a shot challenge
What is this feeling I’m having watching West Ham? Is it…joy?⚒️🫧🫧🫧
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What is this feeling I’m having watching West Ham? Is it…joy?⚒️🫧🫧🫧