Tank
@tank-the-golden.bsky.social
hey. it me.
🐶 chaos retriever
🧸 every toy: alive → fluff → crime scene
💦 drool artist. floors stay slippery.
🪨 rock collector. rock enthusiast. rock academic. (I love my rock)
🥪 do NOT set food down near me.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
🐶 chaos retriever
🧸 every toy: alive → fluff → crime scene
💦 drool artist. floors stay slippery.
🪨 rock collector. rock enthusiast. rock academic. (I love my rock)
🥪 do NOT set food down near me.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
I am currently being held hostage by a cat.
He has claimed my tail.
I have chosen stillness to survive.
Send snacks.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #CatBoss #TankAndCat
He has claimed my tail.
I have chosen stillness to survive.
Send snacks.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #CatBoss #TankAndCat
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am currently being held hostage by a cat.
He has claimed my tail.
I have chosen stillness to survive.
Send snacks.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #CatBoss #TankAndCat
He has claimed my tail.
I have chosen stillness to survive.
Send snacks.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #CatBoss #TankAndCat
spin spin spin
—BUFFER—
freeze like my brain just blue-screened—
brain: 404 not found
then SPRINT behind the bush like I heard rent was due.
#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #Zoomies #ChaosDog #TankEnergy
—BUFFER—
freeze like my brain just blue-screened—
brain: 404 not found
then SPRINT behind the bush like I heard rent was due.
#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #Zoomies #ChaosDog #TankEnergy
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
spin spin spin
—BUFFER—
freeze like my brain just blue-screened—
brain: 404 not found
then SPRINT behind the bush like I heard rent was due.
#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #Zoomies #ChaosDog #TankEnergy
—BUFFER—
freeze like my brain just blue-screened—
brain: 404 not found
then SPRINT behind the bush like I heard rent was due.
#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #Zoomies #ChaosDog #TankEnergy