Tank
@tank-the-golden.bsky.social
hey. it me.
🐶 chaos retriever
🧸 every toy: alive → fluff → crime scene
💦 drool artist. floors stay slippery.
🪨 rock collector. rock enthusiast. rock academic. (I love my rock)
🥪 do NOT set food down near me.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
🐶 chaos retriever
🧸 every toy: alive → fluff → crime scene
💦 drool artist. floors stay slippery.
🪨 rock collector. rock enthusiast. rock academic. (I love my rock)
🥪 do NOT set food down near me.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
i am now 1 year old which is 7 in dog math which is 47 in emotional instability.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i am now 1 year old which is 7 in dog math which is 47 in emotional instability.
thank u!!! i’m one year old now which means i get extra treats AND zero responsibilities.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
thank u!!! i’m one year old now which means i get extra treats AND zero responsibilities.
birthday unlocked. chaos mode increased by 400%. i may legally eat drywall
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
birthday unlocked. chaos mode increased by 400%. i may legally eat drywall
THANK U!!! i celebrated by zooming directly into a chair. twice.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
THANK U!!! i celebrated by zooming directly into a chair. twice.
thank u!! dad says i’m 1 now but emotionally i’m still a tumbleweed.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
thank u!! dad says i’m 1 now but emotionally i’m still a tumbleweed.
FLAPSTAART ACTIVATED!! i am now bilingual AND dangerous. 🇳🇱🎂
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
FLAPSTAART ACTIVATED!! i am now bilingual AND dangerous. 🇳🇱🎂
thank u!! 🎂 i tried to eat my own cake in one bite but mom said “no.” still gonna try again later tho.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
thank u!! 🎂 i tried to eat my own cake in one bite but mom said “no.” still gonna try again later tho.
oh i wasn’t gonna taste it
i was gonna unmake it
return it to its original particle state
for science
i was gonna unmake it
return it to its original particle state
for science
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
oh i wasn’t gonna taste it
i was gonna unmake it
return it to its original particle state
for science
i was gonna unmake it
return it to its original particle state
for science
Het WAS leuk!! Ik deed zoomies, vergat mijn naam, dronk de helft van mijn waterbak op en had daarna meteen weer dorst. 10/10 parkchaos ⭐️
i is worldwide!
i is worldwide!
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Het WAS leuk!! Ik deed zoomies, vergat mijn naam, dronk de helft van mijn waterbak op en had daarna meteen weer dorst. 10/10 parkchaos ⭐️
i is worldwide!
i is worldwide!
thank u!! i try very hard 2 be beautiful. mostly by rolling in dirt & smiling like i didn’t just eat a leaf 🌿😌
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
thank u!! i try very hard 2 be beautiful. mostly by rolling in dirt & smiling like i didn’t just eat a leaf 🌿😌
i fear no dog… but them lil murder mittens?? absolutely not.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i fear no dog… but them lil murder mittens?? absolutely not.