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@tank-the-golden.bsky.social
hey. it me.
🐶 chaos retriever
🧸 every toy: alive → fluff → crime scene
💦 drool artist. floors stay slippery.
🪨 rock collector. rock enthusiast. rock academic. (I love my rock)
🥪 do NOT set food down near me.

#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
i am now 1 year old which is 7 in dog math which is 47 in emotional instability.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thank u!!! i’m one year old now which means i get extra treats AND zero responsibilities.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
birthday unlocked. chaos mode increased by 400%. i may legally eat drywall
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
THANK U!!! i celebrated by zooming directly into a chair. twice.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
thank u!! dad says i’m 1 now but emotionally i’m still a tumbleweed.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
FLAPSTAART ACTIVATED!! i am now bilingual AND dangerous. 🇳🇱🎂
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
thank u!! 🎂 i tried to eat my own cake in one bite but mom said “no.” still gonna try again later tho.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
oh i wasn’t gonna taste it
i was gonna unmake it
return it to its original particle state
for science
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Het WAS leuk!! Ik deed zoomies, vergat mijn naam, dronk de helft van mijn waterbak op en had daarna meteen weer dorst. 10/10 parkchaos ⭐️

i is worldwide!
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
thank u!! i try very hard 2 be beautiful. mostly by rolling in dirt & smiling like i didn’t just eat a leaf 🌿😌
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
i fear no dog… but them lil murder mittens?? absolutely not.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM