Chris Mello
@tangiblegary.bsky.social
I’m on bluesky now. Mets, movies, a book or two
Seems rude to do this as a quote tweet to Frankenstein, the monster, whose movie I am trashing in the image but oh well
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Seems rude to do this as a quote tweet to Frankenstein, the monster, whose movie I am trashing in the image but oh well
Writers have a responsibility to not say shit like this but studios have maybe a bigger responsibility to not pull quote it
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Writers have a responsibility to not say shit like this but studios have maybe a bigger responsibility to not pull quote it
Unpacked my box sets and found a use for this china cabinet
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Unpacked my box sets and found a use for this china cabinet
went to the Vinegar Syndrome store. got these. it was like websites but in person
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
went to the Vinegar Syndrome store. got these. it was like websites but in person
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
The Blair Witch Project (Myrick, Sánchez, 1999)
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Blair Witch Project (Myrick, Sánchez, 1999)
last 4 friday. October going strong
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
last 4 friday. October going strong
We love a Free Movie don’t we fellas
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We love a Free Movie don’t we fellas
Post a remake you love
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Post a remake you love
You should see the shit I’m drafting in the comments under this
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You should see the shit I’m drafting in the comments under this
Beautiful new listing just went up at the Harris.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Beautiful new listing just went up at the Harris.
it’s Last 4 Friday once again
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it’s Last 4 Friday once again
Last year I made a letterboxd list of favorite films fewer than 10k logs. Checked in to see if anything had lost eligibility. Everyone give it up for the graduating class!
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Last year I made a letterboxd list of favorite films fewer than 10k logs. Checked in to see if anything had lost eligibility. Everyone give it up for the graduating class!
Time to cry about the boys being put through the wringer
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Time to cry about the boys being put through the wringer
We here at Amazon recognize it is a (temporarily!) sensitive moment for gun violence and have removed firearms from the posters for James Bond films. The enforcement arm British Empire now has a License to Chill! (Note: All films are presented without alteration. Yes, even You Only Live Twice!)
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We here at Amazon recognize it is a (temporarily!) sensitive moment for gun violence and have removed firearms from the posters for James Bond films. The enforcement arm British Empire now has a License to Chill! (Note: All films are presented without alteration. Yes, even You Only Live Twice!)
Last 4 Friday. I watch movies again.
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Last 4 Friday. I watch movies again.
kicking myself for blanking on Fat City
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
kicking myself for blanking on Fat City
Post a poster you have hanging on your wall
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post a poster you have hanging on your wall
Some great business here from his great grandfather’s (same name) page
August 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Some great business here from his great grandfather’s (same name) page