Nothing makes me more patriotic than realizing I could be shot in the face at Target for bumping into someone while I try to buy home goods at any time

i will not consider this a fun or worthwhile website if i do not get banned on here the same number of times i got banned on twitter

Damn can't post a video of myself smoking weed and listening to metal on saturday morning you'll just have to imagine it vividly

Goodbye Twitter, i hardly knew ye

Aww skeet skeet mf aww skeet skeet god damn

you can't even tell people you're going to kill them with hammers anymore because of cancel culture

Real posting hours! We’re sure posting today, friends!

*quietly to myself* the well of sadness in my heart is bottomless