- Mom of a Strawberry Fiend
- Bisexual (taken by @jordangrun.bsky.social)
- Trans ally
- Member of Antifa frog resistance 🐸
(Pronouns she/her)
What is Modern Myths? Elevator pitch is Percy Jackson but slice of life. It also features demigods in the town of Vinburg, starting when Montana, Demeter's granddaughter, moves in.
I know we like don't know each other. Like at all, but love your content. And I've learned good thing from your analysis.
I know we like don't know each other. Like at all, but love your content. And I've learned good thing from your analysis.
Buying black market cat food? Yeah, I'm anti cyptocurrency.
Buying black market cat food? Yeah, I'm anti cyptocurrency.
A rich man dies and requests he get buried with a gold block. Somehow, he gets into heaven. Clerical error, probably. St. Peter looks at him and asks, "Why did you bring pavement to heaven?"
#Christians gold is worthless there.
A rich man dies and requests he get buried with a gold block. Somehow, he gets into heaven. Clerical error, probably. St. Peter looks at him and asks, "Why did you bring pavement to heaven?"
#Christians gold is worthless there.
Yeah, I wish we said this because your neighbors being kidnapped for no reason while a pedo dances in his tiny golden room? No!
Special thanks to @muskratjohn.bsky.social
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/05/1...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat (please and thank you!)
Yeah, I wish we said this because your neighbors being kidnapped for no reason while a pedo dances in his tiny golden room? No!
Special thanks to @muskratjohn.bsky.social
When you greet your sleeping baby and she sort of smiles back.😻
When you greet your sleeping baby and she sort of smiles back.😻
Brainwashed
Uneducated
Gullible
Simpletons
Brainwashed
Uneducated
Gullible
Simpletons
An lemurs (a monkey) screem big scary.
An lemurs (a monkey) screem big scary.
Am I not a lady because I couldn't give birth to my daughter because my pelvis was too narrow? We all know that narrow pelvis is a manly trait.
Was he expecting boob bones? Those are fat, Idiot!
#transrightsarehumanright
Am I not a lady because I couldn't give birth to my daughter because my pelvis was too narrow? We all know that narrow pelvis is a manly trait.
Was he expecting boob bones? Those are fat, Idiot!
#transrightsarehumanright
* Cora (Pan)
* Henry (Demi)
* Reagan (Pan)
* Lukas (Bi)
* Jezebel (Pan)
Also Modern Myths, uh pick your poison.
I do think Helen and Maxwell are "the token straight allies."
#queerwritings
* Cora (Pan)
* Henry (Demi)
* Reagan (Pan)
* Lukas (Bi)
* Jezebel (Pan)
Also Modern Myths, uh pick your poison.
I do think Helen and Maxwell are "the token straight allies."
#queerwritings
That's like laughing at a people for "Being intelligent." Oh no I'm not a bootlicker?
That's like laughing at a people for "Being intelligent." Oh no I'm not a bootlicker?
Cats aren't banned. But because angels can't take their human form. Halo of light and wings? Kitties have a ball but the angels looked a bit scuffed.
Source: Terran was played my costume. :3
Cats aren't banned. But because angels can't take their human form. Halo of light and wings? Kitties have a ball but the angels looked a bit scuffed.
Source: Terran was played my costume. :3
Sprite is my childhood cat and I got up to feed and care for her. Thanks, Sprite. It got better.
Sprite is my childhood cat and I got up to feed and care for her. Thanks, Sprite. It got better.
Expectations: "Oh yay, someone to help out with the baby."
Reality: "Oh look, the pushy woman who sees my daughter as a cute purse to tote around and yells at me when I prioritize my daughter and NOT get everything done during her nap."
Expectations: "Oh yay, someone to help out with the baby."
Reality: "Oh look, the pushy woman who sees my daughter as a cute purse to tote around and yells at me when I prioritize my daughter and NOT get everything done during her nap."