Tal👀la Pal👀za 🖕🏻
@talulapi314.bsky.social
cis | het she | her | miss thing ✡️✝️
Not here to mate, date, hate, or debate.
Journaling my life as a captive of a NAZI.
Learn to swim.
Punch a Nazi.
I cannot tell a lie, ever.
That plus a photographic memory makes most of you, um, FUCKED ☹️
Not here to mate, date, hate, or debate.
Journaling my life as a captive of a NAZI.
Learn to swim.
Punch a Nazi.
I cannot tell a lie, ever.
That plus a photographic memory makes most of you, um, FUCKED ☹️
You made the list of Top DJ’s in Cleveland one year I think
And now you’re selling your picture on eBay for *checks notes* $24.99. Historic pictures
Am I missing something or are you really the devil. Mind you, he’s supposed to be handsome and debonair. I feel cheated
Is that cum on your lip?
And now you’re selling your picture on eBay for *checks notes* $24.99. Historic pictures
Am I missing something or are you really the devil. Mind you, he’s supposed to be handsome and debonair. I feel cheated
Is that cum on your lip?
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You made the list of Top DJ’s in Cleveland one year I think
And now you’re selling your picture on eBay for *checks notes* $24.99. Historic pictures
Am I missing something or are you really the devil. Mind you, he’s supposed to be handsome and debonair. I feel cheated
Is that cum on your lip?
And now you’re selling your picture on eBay for *checks notes* $24.99. Historic pictures
Am I missing something or are you really the devil. Mind you, he’s supposed to be handsome and debonair. I feel cheated
Is that cum on your lip?
Your bald-ass Nazi bigamist husband might be gay if he uses the term ‘butthole’ on the daily.
I’m just saying.
Stay the fuck away from my butthole, you orange turd clown.
You really love fucking people over.
👀
I’m just saying.
Stay the fuck away from my butthole, you orange turd clown.
You really love fucking people over.
👀
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Your bald-ass Nazi bigamist husband might be gay if he uses the term ‘butthole’ on the daily.
I’m just saying.
Stay the fuck away from my butthole, you orange turd clown.
You really love fucking people over.
👀
I’m just saying.
Stay the fuck away from my butthole, you orange turd clown.
You really love fucking people over.
👀
Honey…please.
No one wants to see your junk.
That’s why I asked you to put on shorts.
A whole whopping 4 people liked this.
Oh and you’ve been sick your entire life.
Sick and wrong.
Absolutely disgraceful.
No one wants to see your junk.
That’s why I asked you to put on shorts.
A whole whopping 4 people liked this.
Oh and you’ve been sick your entire life.
Sick and wrong.
Absolutely disgraceful.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Honey…please.
No one wants to see your junk.
That’s why I asked you to put on shorts.
A whole whopping 4 people liked this.
Oh and you’ve been sick your entire life.
Sick and wrong.
Absolutely disgraceful.
No one wants to see your junk.
That’s why I asked you to put on shorts.
A whole whopping 4 people liked this.
Oh and you’ve been sick your entire life.
Sick and wrong.
Absolutely disgraceful.
So wait….
Are you the devil or are you Elvis?
Didn’t Elvis shoot his tv?
You really are that stupid.
The wig and prosthetic nose are…um….hilarious 😂😂😂
But that smell….
Are you the devil or are you Elvis?
Didn’t Elvis shoot his tv?
You really are that stupid.
The wig and prosthetic nose are…um….hilarious 😂😂😂
But that smell….
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So wait….
Are you the devil or are you Elvis?
Didn’t Elvis shoot his tv?
You really are that stupid.
The wig and prosthetic nose are…um….hilarious 😂😂😂
But that smell….
Are you the devil or are you Elvis?
Didn’t Elvis shoot his tv?
You really are that stupid.
The wig and prosthetic nose are…um….hilarious 😂😂😂
But that smell….
Do you ever stop?
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Do you ever stop?
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Might need two if the car has a double exhaust. Secure to exhaust pipe and
through the back window. Make sure that the window is completely sealed.
Maybe get a favorite snack and remember all the good things in life.
Take a little nap in a parking garage somewhere.
Painless, peaceful.
through the back window. Make sure that the window is completely sealed.
Maybe get a favorite snack and remember all the good things in life.
Take a little nap in a parking garage somewhere.
Painless, peaceful.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Might need two if the car has a double exhaust. Secure to exhaust pipe and
through the back window. Make sure that the window is completely sealed.
Maybe get a favorite snack and remember all the good things in life.
Take a little nap in a parking garage somewhere.
Painless, peaceful.
through the back window. Make sure that the window is completely sealed.
Maybe get a favorite snack and remember all the good things in life.
Take a little nap in a parking garage somewhere.
Painless, peaceful.
HOLY FUCK!!!
Rick Havoc is just some hairless dude who uses Hollywood disguise techniques to fool people.
Fucking evil
Rick Havoc is just some hairless dude who uses Hollywood disguise techniques to fool people.
Fucking evil
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
HOLY FUCK!!!
Rick Havoc is just some hairless dude who uses Hollywood disguise techniques to fool people.
Fucking evil
Rick Havoc is just some hairless dude who uses Hollywood disguise techniques to fool people.
Fucking evil
Awww look.
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Awww look.
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Awwwww
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Awwwww
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
You are so right, my love
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You are so right, my love
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
This guy kissed my daughter on her pussy where she was 3 years old.
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This guy kissed my daughter on her pussy where she was 3 years old.
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
But Markiplier?
I don’t know him
Well well well
What have we here
I don’t know him
Well well well
What have we here
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
But Markiplier?
I don’t know him
Well well well
What have we here
I don’t know him
Well well well
What have we here
Haiku Platypus sent me a picture of his dick and three butt plugs on Twitter.
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Haiku Platypus sent me a picture of his dick and three butt plugs on Twitter.
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
Hey fuckface
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hey fuckface
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
What if Just Anne was my cunt bag of a sister.
We don’t even look alike.
We are no even kin
We don’t even look alike.
We are no even kin
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What if Just Anne was my cunt bag of a sister.
We don’t even look alike.
We are no even kin
We don’t even look alike.
We are no even kin
A list Hollywood secrets?
Allegedly Jennifer Aniston wears a wig.
Just Anne is really Jennifer Aniston because a girl needs the money.
3 biracial kids by 3 different baby daddies.
Oh wait, there’s more….
Allegedly Jennifer Aniston wears a wig.
Just Anne is really Jennifer Aniston because a girl needs the money.
3 biracial kids by 3 different baby daddies.
Oh wait, there’s more….
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A list Hollywood secrets?
Allegedly Jennifer Aniston wears a wig.
Just Anne is really Jennifer Aniston because a girl needs the money.
3 biracial kids by 3 different baby daddies.
Oh wait, there’s more….
Allegedly Jennifer Aniston wears a wig.
Just Anne is really Jennifer Aniston because a girl needs the money.
3 biracial kids by 3 different baby daddies.
Oh wait, there’s more….
a Tesla wrapped in gold, a big old truck.
What are the chances that my house number and the place I worked are both 304
I did NAZI that coming
What are the chances that my house number and the place I worked are both 304
I did NAZI that coming
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
a Tesla wrapped in gold, a big old truck.
What are the chances that my house number and the place I worked are both 304
I did NAZI that coming
What are the chances that my house number and the place I worked are both 304
I did NAZI that coming
Why did Troy call you ‘Spartacus’?
Could never figure out how he got Chris out of Spartacus.
Was it your micropenis?
My deceased friend, Neck itch, made fun of your micro peen too because an angel was pointing and laughing.
Could never figure out how he got Chris out of Spartacus.
Was it your micropenis?
My deceased friend, Neck itch, made fun of your micro peen too because an angel was pointing and laughing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why did Troy call you ‘Spartacus’?
Could never figure out how he got Chris out of Spartacus.
Was it your micropenis?
My deceased friend, Neck itch, made fun of your micro peen too because an angel was pointing and laughing.
Could never figure out how he got Chris out of Spartacus.
Was it your micropenis?
My deceased friend, Neck itch, made fun of your micro peen too because an angel was pointing and laughing.
Wow.
Geddy Lee and Trent Reznor look exactly the same.
Only boys go to Rush concerts.
Geddy Lee and Trent Reznor look exactly the same.
Only boys go to Rush concerts.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wow.
Geddy Lee and Trent Reznor look exactly the same.
Only boys go to Rush concerts.
Geddy Lee and Trent Reznor look exactly the same.
Only boys go to Rush concerts.
Now that is some funny shit!
Mr. P-chak is my husband.
Why? He doesn’t like women.
He likes dick.
Same evil eyes, brows, ears, and stench.
You and that killer cop even were there on our girls canoe trip.
Obsessed much?!
How many accounts do you have on here?
Mr. P-chak is my husband.
Why? He doesn’t like women.
He likes dick.
Same evil eyes, brows, ears, and stench.
You and that killer cop even were there on our girls canoe trip.
Obsessed much?!
How many accounts do you have on here?
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Now that is some funny shit!
Mr. P-chak is my husband.
Why? He doesn’t like women.
He likes dick.
Same evil eyes, brows, ears, and stench.
You and that killer cop even were there on our girls canoe trip.
Obsessed much?!
How many accounts do you have on here?
Mr. P-chak is my husband.
Why? He doesn’t like women.
He likes dick.
Same evil eyes, brows, ears, and stench.
You and that killer cop even were there on our girls canoe trip.
Obsessed much?!
How many accounts do you have on here?
Imagine lending your ear to a grieving ‘friend’ as his woman was treating him poorly but only to find out it was your husband…who has many children.
We have no kids together, thank you God!
We have no kids together, thank you God!
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Imagine lending your ear to a grieving ‘friend’ as his woman was treating him poorly but only to find out it was your husband…who has many children.
We have no kids together, thank you God!
We have no kids together, thank you God!