Tal👀la Pal👀za 🖕🏻
@talulapi314.bsky.social
cis | het she | her | miss thing ✡️✝️
Not here to mate, date, hate, or debate.
Journaling my life as a captive of a NAZI.
Learn to swim.
Punch a Nazi.
I cannot tell a lie, ever.
That plus a photographic memory makes most of you, um, FUCKED ☹️
Not here to mate, date, hate, or debate.
Journaling my life as a captive of a NAZI.
Learn to swim.
Punch a Nazi.
I cannot tell a lie, ever.
That plus a photographic memory makes most of you, um, FUCKED ☹️
Pinned
MOTHERFUCKER
WOMP. There he is.
He lives in Indiana, allegedly.
With Clara Frenke.
WOMP. There he is.
He lives in Indiana, allegedly.
With Clara Frenke.
Do you ever stop?
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Do you ever stop?
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Theresa is Dead?
Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson
Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
My dad committed suicide by shooting his brains out with a gun.
Probably a bloody mess with skull pieces like ‘Pulp Fiction’
Wouldn’t carbon dioxide poisoning be better? The best, most painless, humane way to die?
Just buy a hose from a store and some duct tape.
👇🏻
Probably a bloody mess with skull pieces like ‘Pulp Fiction’
Wouldn’t carbon dioxide poisoning be better? The best, most painless, humane way to die?
Just buy a hose from a store and some duct tape.
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My dad committed suicide by shooting his brains out with a gun.
Probably a bloody mess with skull pieces like ‘Pulp Fiction’
Wouldn’t carbon dioxide poisoning be better? The best, most painless, humane way to die?
Just buy a hose from a store and some duct tape.
👇🏻
Probably a bloody mess with skull pieces like ‘Pulp Fiction’
Wouldn’t carbon dioxide poisoning be better? The best, most painless, humane way to die?
Just buy a hose from a store and some duct tape.
👇🏻
Why is ‘Jennifer Aniston’ called ‘Jennifer MANiston’ ?
I don’t do it but still
I don’t do it but still
a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why is ‘Jennifer Aniston’ called ‘Jennifer MANiston’ ?
I don’t do it but still
I don’t do it but still
Awww look.
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Awww look.
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.
Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.
Fucking weirdos, man
Before I married this dickhead I dated another dickhead.
We shall just call him ‘Scott’
Scott knew a guy named Don who was so in love with Highlander that he changed his name to Duncan McCloud.
‘Scott’ told me that Duncan and he wife were swingers. We went to their apartment to visit one time.
👇🏻
We shall just call him ‘Scott’
Scott knew a guy named Don who was so in love with Highlander that he changed his name to Duncan McCloud.
‘Scott’ told me that Duncan and he wife were swingers. We went to their apartment to visit one time.
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Before I married this dickhead I dated another dickhead.
We shall just call him ‘Scott’
Scott knew a guy named Don who was so in love with Highlander that he changed his name to Duncan McCloud.
‘Scott’ told me that Duncan and he wife were swingers. We went to their apartment to visit one time.
👇🏻
We shall just call him ‘Scott’
Scott knew a guy named Don who was so in love with Highlander that he changed his name to Duncan McCloud.
‘Scott’ told me that Duncan and he wife were swingers. We went to their apartment to visit one time.
👇🏻
Awwwww
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Awwwww
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?
Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.
Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.
Oh myyyyyy….
👀. This is a weird game
Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.
Insidious
Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
Your mistress was being a bully to you.
I gave you a BlueSky code.
You were so in love. Hours of texts/dm’s. She just had a baby and you wished it was yours
But Facebook/Instragram you say you’re married to her
How in the fuck did this happen?
I empathized with my husband on the affair he had
I gave you a BlueSky code.
You were so in love. Hours of texts/dm’s. She just had a baby and you wished it was yours
But Facebook/Instragram you say you’re married to her
How in the fuck did this happen?
I empathized with my husband on the affair he had
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Your mistress was being a bully to you.
I gave you a BlueSky code.
You were so in love. Hours of texts/dm’s. She just had a baby and you wished it was yours
But Facebook/Instragram you say you’re married to her
How in the fuck did this happen?
I empathized with my husband on the affair he had
I gave you a BlueSky code.
You were so in love. Hours of texts/dm’s. She just had a baby and you wished it was yours
But Facebook/Instragram you say you’re married to her
How in the fuck did this happen?
I empathized with my husband on the affair he had
You are so right, my love
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You are so right, my love
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.
It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
How when you went in my underwear drawer and pulled out a pair of my Victoria Secret panties that don’t show lines in pants.
You know, you put them on like tucking panties and danced around the room, took them off, put them back, and just walked away.
Probably should read Deuteronomy 22:5
You know, you put them on like tucking panties and danced around the room, took them off, put them back, and just walked away.
Probably should read Deuteronomy 22:5
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
How when you went in my underwear drawer and pulled out a pair of my Victoria Secret panties that don’t show lines in pants.
You know, you put them on like tucking panties and danced around the room, took them off, put them back, and just walked away.
Probably should read Deuteronomy 22:5
You know, you put them on like tucking panties and danced around the room, took them off, put them back, and just walked away.
Probably should read Deuteronomy 22:5
You really did that
You creep.
Grabbing me by the breast and saying ‘Who’s breasts are these’
Deuteronomy 22:5
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God
youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
You creep.
Grabbing me by the breast and saying ‘Who’s breasts are these’
Deuteronomy 22:5
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God
youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
Donald Trump “motorboating” Rudy Giuliani in his drag persona, Rudia
YouTube video by Joey DeVilla
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You really did that
You creep.
Grabbing me by the breast and saying ‘Who’s breasts are these’
Deuteronomy 22:5
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God
youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
You creep.
Grabbing me by the breast and saying ‘Who’s breasts are these’
Deuteronomy 22:5
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God
youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
This guy kissed my daughter on her pussy where she was 3 years old.
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This guy kissed my daughter on her pussy where she was 3 years old.
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
I need help!
I’ve divorced him twice.
He calls the cops on me and has me Baker Acted every time.
He’s my grandpa, Elvis, Trump, and Abadon.
He is going to kill me
I made no deal with the devil and I don’t speak to his demons.
Praise God 🙏🏻
I gave you a pass, BBK so you know that I’m not as stupid as you look.
My husband is such a bitch.
Shows his dick off to what, 5-6 people whilst stealing our kids future.
I hope some of this reaches the right hands.
Praise God 🙏🏻
I gave you a pass, BBK so you know that I’m not as stupid as you look.
My husband is such a bitch.
Shows his dick off to what, 5-6 people whilst stealing our kids future.
I hope some of this reaches the right hands.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I made no deal with the devil and I don’t speak to his demons.
Praise God 🙏🏻
I gave you a pass, BBK so you know that I’m not as stupid as you look.
My husband is such a bitch.
Shows his dick off to what, 5-6 people whilst stealing our kids future.
I hope some of this reaches the right hands.
Praise God 🙏🏻
I gave you a pass, BBK so you know that I’m not as stupid as you look.
My husband is such a bitch.
Shows his dick off to what, 5-6 people whilst stealing our kids future.
I hope some of this reaches the right hands.
You married me 3 times.
The 1st time was at lunch over the phone because you were too busy. Different counties even
The 2nd and 3rd time were blackmail
You are disgusting Nazi filth that calls black children ‘niglets’ just exactly as my grandpa
Why can’t you leave me alone?
OBSESSED!!!!
The 1st time was at lunch over the phone because you were too busy. Different counties even
The 2nd and 3rd time were blackmail
You are disgusting Nazi filth that calls black children ‘niglets’ just exactly as my grandpa
Why can’t you leave me alone?
OBSESSED!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You married me 3 times.
The 1st time was at lunch over the phone because you were too busy. Different counties even
The 2nd and 3rd time were blackmail
You are disgusting Nazi filth that calls black children ‘niglets’ just exactly as my grandpa
Why can’t you leave me alone?
OBSESSED!!!!
The 1st time was at lunch over the phone because you were too busy. Different counties even
The 2nd and 3rd time were blackmail
You are disgusting Nazi filth that calls black children ‘niglets’ just exactly as my grandpa
Why can’t you leave me alone?
OBSESSED!!!!
Haiku Platypus sent me a picture of his dick and three butt plugs on Twitter.
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Haiku Platypus sent me a picture of his dick and three butt plugs on Twitter.
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
He looked like this who looks exactly like the absolute pervert named Rob Miller who lived down the street from me.
Always wanted to take Polaroids of me naked
Ah-no
Plus your gay, right
Stalking Greg and his guitar
Hey fuckface
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hey fuckface
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
*taps screen and whispers
‘you know to whom I’m betrothed’
and it’s too late for you.
He told 3 times with a few practice runs
I told you more than three times.
You like big words.
Here’s one.
Leave me the fuck alone.
Let the record stand that I never even said I had a crush on Beefhurt Cretin.
I am betrothed, the old fashioned way, not what the dictionary now reads.
You are the bad man
Get help
Ooopsies, too late.
Not a threat
Not homicidal or suicidal
But you do know who I’m betrothed to, right?
I am betrothed, the old fashioned way, not what the dictionary now reads.
You are the bad man
Get help
Ooopsies, too late.
Not a threat
Not homicidal or suicidal
But you do know who I’m betrothed to, right?
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Let the record stand that I never even said I had a crush on Beefhurt Cretin.
I am betrothed, the old fashioned way, not what the dictionary now reads.
You are the bad man
Get help
Ooopsies, too late.
Not a threat
Not homicidal or suicidal
But you do know who I’m betrothed to, right?
I am betrothed, the old fashioned way, not what the dictionary now reads.
You are the bad man
Get help
Ooopsies, too late.
Not a threat
Not homicidal or suicidal
But you do know who I’m betrothed to, right?
Ben did not send me dick pics.
You did, husband.
I recognized that thing you call a dick immediately.
Cut this fucking act. You’re not good at it.
Your profile pic looks almost identical to the one you made for Valerie Johnson.
You really think I’m going to play your game?
You’re the bad man
You did, husband.
I recognized that thing you call a dick immediately.
Cut this fucking act. You’re not good at it.
Your profile pic looks almost identical to the one you made for Valerie Johnson.
You really think I’m going to play your game?
You’re the bad man
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ben did not send me dick pics.
You did, husband.
I recognized that thing you call a dick immediately.
Cut this fucking act. You’re not good at it.
Your profile pic looks almost identical to the one you made for Valerie Johnson.
You really think I’m going to play your game?
You’re the bad man
You did, husband.
I recognized that thing you call a dick immediately.
Cut this fucking act. You’re not good at it.
Your profile pic looks almost identical to the one you made for Valerie Johnson.
You really think I’m going to play your game?
You’re the bad man
This is the very last time I say anything to you.
Fuck off.
I don’t need to tell you shit.
Fuck off.
I don’t need to tell you shit.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is the very last time I say anything to you.
Fuck off.
I don’t need to tell you shit.
Fuck off.
I don’t need to tell you shit.
You see…you told on yourself like you always do.
And you think you know everything like a now deleted post of yours that read something to the effect that I was run off here due to a dic pic from a man named Ben. But that’s not the reason at all.
I know a Ben. Fat, loud, ugly.
👇🏻
And you think you know everything like a now deleted post of yours that read something to the effect that I was run off here due to a dic pic from a man named Ben. But that’s not the reason at all.
I know a Ben. Fat, loud, ugly.
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You see…you told on yourself like you always do.
And you think you know everything like a now deleted post of yours that read something to the effect that I was run off here due to a dic pic from a man named Ben. But that’s not the reason at all.
I know a Ben. Fat, loud, ugly.
👇🏻
And you think you know everything like a now deleted post of yours that read something to the effect that I was run off here due to a dic pic from a man named Ben. But that’s not the reason at all.
I know a Ben. Fat, loud, ugly.
👇🏻
He ACTUALLY shot and killed someone and LITERALLY got away with it
Baldwin is Trump
YouTube video by Fittest Flat Earther
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He ACTUALLY shot and killed someone and LITERALLY got away with it
Evil is volunteering at a Jewish hospice and smothering a Holocaust survivor to death.
You forgot you told me that.
He was very old with dementia.
He’d call you by his wife’s name.
You named you daughter that name as some sort of sick trophy
You forgot you told me that.
He was very old with dementia.
He’d call you by his wife’s name.
You named you daughter that name as some sort of sick trophy
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Evil is volunteering at a Jewish hospice and smothering a Holocaust survivor to death.
You forgot you told me that.
He was very old with dementia.
He’d call you by his wife’s name.
You named you daughter that name as some sort of sick trophy
You forgot you told me that.
He was very old with dementia.
He’d call you by his wife’s name.
You named you daughter that name as some sort of sick trophy
Giving homeless people a bottle of water and peanut butter sandwiches with ground up glass is evil.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Giving homeless people a bottle of water and peanut butter sandwiches with ground up glass is evil.