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Tal👀la Pal👀za 🖕🏻
@talulapi314.bsky.social
cis | het she | her | miss thing ✡️✝️

Not here to mate, date, hate, or debate.

Journaling my life as a captive of a NAZI.

Learn to swim.
Punch a Nazi.

I cannot tell a lie, ever.
That plus a photographic memory makes most of you, um, FUCKED ☹️
Pinned
MOTHERFUCKER

WOMP. There he is.

He lives in Indiana, allegedly.
With Clara Frenke.
You made the list of Top DJ’s in Cleveland one year I think

And now you’re selling your picture on eBay for *checks notes* $24.99. Historic pictures

Am I missing something or are you really the devil. Mind you, he’s supposed to be handsome and debonair. I feel cheated

Is that cum on your lip?
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My destiny is Brent not Trent, you Nazi scum.
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How many times are you going to have lipo and a tummy tuck?

Your skin looks like a stretched ballon.

Pretty soon, that shit is just going to rip.

Oh and you have a micro peen.

I’d be mad at God too if I were you.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It has been said that the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Actually he just played himself.

Check mate, mother fucker.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Your bald-ass Nazi bigamist husband might be gay if he uses the term ‘butthole’ on the daily.

I’m just saying.

Stay the fuck away from my butthole, you orange turd clown.

You really love fucking people over.

👀
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Honey…please.

No one wants to see your junk.

That’s why I asked you to put on shorts.

A whole whopping 4 people liked this.

Oh and you’ve been sick your entire life.

Sick and wrong.

Absolutely disgraceful.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So wait….

Are you the devil or are you Elvis?

Didn’t Elvis shoot his tv?

You really are that stupid.

The wig and prosthetic nose are…um….hilarious 😂😂😂

But that smell….
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
See that little gold ring there on my finger?

A cameo ring with a white rose

My betrothed gave it to me as a little girl for when I was older

So if any of you fuck bois, husband included, think that I was hitting on you, had a crush on you, or loved you in any way, you’re wrong

Go fuck yourself
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just because you stand in a garage does not make you a car.

You were never my friend.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You came around the corner loud as fuck smoking a slim cigar.
As said ‘Here we go’
You said you want to sit neck the girl with great legs and pretty face.
I said ‘Here we go’ before I even saw you.

The very first thing you wanted to talk about was the ‘n’ word and if they can use it,
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Do you ever stop?

Theresa is Dead?

Same hands, exactly the same
Rosacea, red skin
Same nose
Same lips
Tin man silver dick
Aka Brian Johnson

Reviews makeup like it’s porn
Make up dick
Glitter Bukake
Butt plugs

What the fuck is wrong with you?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My dad committed suicide by shooting his brains out with a gun.
Probably a bloody mess with skull pieces like ‘Pulp Fiction’

Wouldn’t carbon dioxide poisoning be better? The best, most painless, humane way to die?

Just buy a hose from a store and some duct tape.
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why is ‘Jennifer Aniston’ called ‘Jennifer MANiston’ ?

I don’t do it but still
a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Awww look.

Brad Pitt, I mean Jim Curtis makes their first red carpet couple debut.

Look at the hairline, jawline, eye brows, and eye shape.

Fucking weirdos, man
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Before I married this dickhead I dated another dickhead.

We shall just call him ‘Scott’

Scott knew a guy named Don who was so in love with Highlander that he changed his name to Duncan McCloud.

‘Scott’ told me that Duncan and he wife were swingers. We went to their apartment to visit one time.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Awwwww
Isn’t that the cutest thing you ever read in your life?

Donald J Trump, I mean, Rick Havoc wants us all to pitch in and help SNAP recipients when he’s the one that took them away.

Maybe he can run a full page article in the NYT because he owns it
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hmmmmmm 🤔

Who do I not like very much?
Who is a complete asshole very much like my husband.

Oh myyyyyy….

👀. This is a weird game

Eyes, mouth, eyebrow, lips,
turkey neck.

Insidious

Didn’t Ted Cruz try to take dildos away? Your set complete?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your mistress was being a bully to you.

I gave you a BlueSky code.

You were so in love. Hours of texts/dm’s. She just had a baby and you wished it was yours

But Facebook/Instragram you say you’re married to her

How in the fuck did this happen?
I empathized with my husband on the affair he had
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You are so right, my love

Our fingers do kinda resemble each other especial the on next to the pinky.

It’s nice to see a well-groomed man 😍🥰
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How when you went in my underwear drawer and pulled out a pair of my Victoria Secret panties that don’t show lines in pants.

You know, you put them on like tucking panties and danced around the room, took them off, put them back, and just walked away.

Probably should read Deuteronomy 22:5
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You really did that

You creep.
Grabbing me by the breast and saying ‘Who’s breasts are these’

Deuteronomy 22:5

5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God

youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ
Donald Trump “motorboating” Rudy Giuliani in his drag persona, Rudia
YouTube video by Joey DeVilla
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM