Tallulah Shark
@tallulahshark.bsky.social
Motto: Wow. That really snuck up on me.
Why did I still enjoy automatic car washes like a little kid?
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Why did I still enjoy automatic car washes like a little kid?
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A competent opposition party would call a presser and explain that while their party believes that voters should choose politicians and not the other way around, the Republican Supreme Court majority had previously said that extreme gerrymandering was legal if it was about partisanship but...
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A competent opposition party would call a presser and explain that while their party believes that voters should choose politicians and not the other way around, the Republican Supreme Court majority had previously said that extreme gerrymandering was legal if it was about partisanship but...
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
I could hear them all the way across campus in my office. They were serious out there. I had meetings I couldn't miss or I would've been there myself. www.oudaily.com/news/protest...
Protesters march in support of graduate instructor placed on leave for Bible-based essay grade
Protesters march in support of graduate instructor placed on leave for Bible-based essay grade
www.oudaily.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I could hear them all the way across campus in my office. They were serious out there. I had meetings I couldn't miss or I would've been there myself. www.oudaily.com/news/protest...
In front of a church in a nice suburb.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In front of a church in a nice suburb.
E is starting to get migraines. I can’t remember any good treatments and ibuprofen isn’t cutting it today. The Internet is like, idk lavender oil??
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
E is starting to get migraines. I can’t remember any good treatments and ibuprofen isn’t cutting it today. The Internet is like, idk lavender oil??
Every day, I'm more relived that I'm no longer teaching. We're careening toward some bleak mccarthyism bullshit. www.oudaily.com/news/ou-stat...
OU puts graduate instructor on leave after student claims discrimination on Bible-based essay grade
OU has placed a graduate student instructor on leave after a student publicly contested a grade and filed an illegal discrimination claim after receiving a failing grade on an essay
www.oudaily.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every day, I'm more relived that I'm no longer teaching. We're careening toward some bleak mccarthyism bullshit. www.oudaily.com/news/ou-stat...
So Amazon is a very useful tool for making Xmas wishlists, especially for our family who really hate holiday shopping.
This year I found an app called Giftster. It’s free & shareable & you can add links from anywhere or even just add things without links.
If anyone else is trying to Amazon less.
This year I found an app called Giftster. It’s free & shareable & you can add links from anywhere or even just add things without links.
If anyone else is trying to Amazon less.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So Amazon is a very useful tool for making Xmas wishlists, especially for our family who really hate holiday shopping.
This year I found an app called Giftster. It’s free & shareable & you can add links from anywhere or even just add things without links.
If anyone else is trying to Amazon less.
This year I found an app called Giftster. It’s free & shareable & you can add links from anywhere or even just add things without links.
If anyone else is trying to Amazon less.
It’s so windy outside it sounds like the ocean.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s so windy outside it sounds like the ocean.
Finally. Her favorite sitting spot is back.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally. Her favorite sitting spot is back.
I do what I want 💃💃💃
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I do what I want 💃💃💃
Pre Thanksgiving cooking done.
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pre Thanksgiving cooking done.
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
Deer chili. This used up 2 lbs of the 5 we were given.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Deer chili. This used up 2 lbs of the 5 we were given.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
theonion.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
My new Vionics are so cool I can’t stop staring at them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My new Vionics are so cool I can’t stop staring at them.
The Fallout New Vegas cutscene characters look like Sims.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Fallout New Vegas cutscene characters look like Sims.
William of the bull
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
William of the bull
My dental hygienist was telling me all about the spa treatment she’s getting this weekend, including dermaplaning, and I just think it’s funny that they came up with a fancy word for shaving your face and then charge you a lot of money for it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My dental hygienist was telling me all about the spa treatment she’s getting this weekend, including dermaplaning, and I just think it’s funny that they came up with a fancy word for shaving your face and then charge you a lot of money for it.
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Masculinity in the modern era is a weakness, one that is so easy to exploit, and one of the keys to living well is to reject it, if only because it removes the ability for a lot of people to take advantage of you.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Masculinity in the modern era is a weakness, one that is so easy to exploit, and one of the keys to living well is to reject it, if only because it removes the ability for a lot of people to take advantage of you.
Luv 2 have the a/c running at night in the middle of November.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Luv 2 have the a/c running at night in the middle of November.
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"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
Two people have said I look tired today 😭
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Two people have said I look tired today 😭
On my knees begging people to do just a tiny bit of proofreading if you’re going to have your AI friend write your emails for you.
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On my knees begging people to do just a tiny bit of proofreading if you’re going to have your AI friend write your emails for you.
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…