Most Married Vuldarian
@tallestvuldarian.bsky.social
Like if Tobias Animorphs was a Vuldarian.
throat hurt :(
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
throat hurt :(
don’t wanna eat. sleepy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
don’t wanna eat. sleepy.
J.J. McCarthy might be the worst quarterback in football, maybe ever
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
J.J. McCarthy might be the worst quarterback in football, maybe ever
nah, i’d nap
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
nah, i’d nap
6 7 more like 9/11
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
6 7 more like 9/11
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Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:
girl who has 3 drinks and puts on Jon Lajoie songs
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
girl who has 3 drinks and puts on Jon Lajoie songs
all of those words are in the bible.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
all of those words are in the bible.
a white guy wearing Lakers merch is ontologically evil.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
a white guy wearing Lakers merch is ontologically evil.
the perfect amount of Wolverine saturation was this: appearance in mainline X-Men comics as Storm’s slampiece, a miniseries once a year where he bonds with an X-Child.
any more than that is ecologically damaging.
any more than that is ecologically damaging.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the perfect amount of Wolverine saturation was this: appearance in mainline X-Men comics as Storm’s slampiece, a miniseries once a year where he bonds with an X-Child.
any more than that is ecologically damaging.
any more than that is ecologically damaging.
i didn’t even know Magic: the Gathering was in Congress!
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i didn’t even know Magic: the Gathering was in Congress!
people don’t talk enough about how Storm was the main character of the X-Men for like 10 years. stupid 90s comics being so widely read grumble grumble
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
people don’t talk enough about how Storm was the main character of the X-Men for like 10 years. stupid 90s comics being so widely read grumble grumble
*too embarrassed to bite you on the neck because my canines aren’t very long voice*
capri sun sealing popping noise
capri sun sealing popping noise
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*too embarrassed to bite you on the neck because my canines aren’t very long voice*
capri sun sealing popping noise
capri sun sealing popping noise
just learned a fantasy series that i’d read the first book a while ago and forgot about finished last year. neat!
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
just learned a fantasy series that i’d read the first book a while ago and forgot about finished last year. neat!
i should smoke 2-3 cigarettes
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i should smoke 2-3 cigarettes
bro has not successfully landed a hit. cannot roll above a 7 in combat. continually outperformed by 14yro foxboy with a giant pet snail. bum!
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
bro has not successfully landed a hit. cannot roll above a 7 in combat. continually outperformed by 14yro foxboy with a giant pet snail. bum!
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queer joy is when you grab a hammer and you
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
queer joy is when you grab a hammer and you
drank something cold and now can’t get my heartrate down. fuck my stupid baka life
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
drank something cold and now can’t get my heartrate down. fuck my stupid baka life
the crazy thing about the eagle is how they suffer little birds to sing and is not troubled by what they mean thereby
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
the crazy thing about the eagle is how they suffer little birds to sing and is not troubled by what they mean thereby
Bill Laimbeer fact: his family was rich and he had no need to play basketball for money. he was an overly aggressive, colossal asshole for the love of the game.
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bill Laimbeer fact: his family was rich and he had no need to play basketball for money. he was an overly aggressive, colossal asshole for the love of the game.
middle aged office women love sending each other rare minions
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
middle aged office women love sending each other rare minions
WOKE up, huh? interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WOKE up, huh? interesting.
no i will not Join Your Discord Server™.
i pay taxes.
i pay taxes.
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
no i will not Join Your Discord Server™.
i pay taxes.
i pay taxes.
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Just found out Bluey is a girl. I’m so fucking sick of DEI
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just found out Bluey is a girl. I’m so fucking sick of DEI
*thinks about orks*
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*thinks about orks*