Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
@takel.gryph.one
Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him.
PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social.
🔞 b/c Horny on Main.
https://fursona.directory/@Takel
PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social.
🔞 b/c Horny on Main.
https://fursona.directory/@Takel
Pinned
Obligatory pinned post:
I'm Takel. He/him, gryphon furry, cybersecurity worker, pansexual disaster, enjoyer of many nerd hobbies and also professional wrestling, and general-purpose leftist shitposter. I also run a TTRPG group that I don't stream.
I'm Takel. He/him, gryphon furry, cybersecurity worker, pansexual disaster, enjoyer of many nerd hobbies and also professional wrestling, and general-purpose leftist shitposter. I also run a TTRPG group that I don't stream.
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
if they're really that much of a problem then it's time to start fighting dirty
leak their personal cell numbers, move dumpsters into their reserved parking spots, epoxy their office door locks
if you're not willing to do that then i refuse to believe those "10 to 15 members" are the real problem
leak their personal cell numbers, move dumpsters into their reserved parking spots, epoxy their office door locks
if you're not willing to do that then i refuse to believe those "10 to 15 members" are the real problem
Yeah wow that's wild anyway
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if they're really that much of a problem then it's time to start fighting dirty
leak their personal cell numbers, move dumpsters into their reserved parking spots, epoxy their office door locks
if you're not willing to do that then i refuse to believe those "10 to 15 members" are the real problem
leak their personal cell numbers, move dumpsters into their reserved parking spots, epoxy their office door locks
if you're not willing to do that then i refuse to believe those "10 to 15 members" are the real problem
there was snow on the ground when i went to bed earlier this week
now it's 60 degrees out
tomorrow the high is supposed to be low 40s
there can be only one conclusion: weather is bullshit
now it's 60 degrees out
tomorrow the high is supposed to be low 40s
there can be only one conclusion: weather is bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
there was snow on the ground when i went to bed earlier this week
now it's 60 degrees out
tomorrow the high is supposed to be low 40s
there can be only one conclusion: weather is bullshit
now it's 60 degrees out
tomorrow the high is supposed to be low 40s
there can be only one conclusion: weather is bullshit
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
this is what downplaying infectious disease on a societal level gets you. companies/ C-suites that believe they have the god-given right to kill your baby and face zero consequences and also continue to kill more babies
On the ByHeart formula recall: “I have never seen a company so aggressively fight to deny the evidence against them," @cspinet.org's Sarah Sorscher said. Why food safety experts are alarmed by the company's response to the infant botulism outbreak:
www.statnews.com/2025/11/14/b...
www.statnews.com/2025/11/14/b...
ByHeart’s ‘bizarre’ response to infant botulism outbreak worries food safety experts
ByHeart’s ‘bizarre’ response to infant botulism outbreak worries food safety experts.
www.statnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
this is what downplaying infectious disease on a societal level gets you. companies/ C-suites that believe they have the god-given right to kill your baby and face zero consequences and also continue to kill more babies
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
Questions or concerns, please email info@furfest.org !
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Questions or concerns, please email info@furfest.org !
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
If you add chatgpt to a group chat everyone in that chat should be allowed to hit you with a car
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you add chatgpt to a group chat everyone in that chat should be allowed to hit you with a car
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
bluesky are literally tech fash (rationalists, coiners, neoreactionaries), so when they say "toxicity" they mean hating on their fellow nazis
Bluesky staff keeps saying they want to get rid of the toxicity on social media, but they don't bother to ban the threatening white supremacist accounts and would rather ban people who are pissed at other people defending sex crimes against children. They're constantly own-goaling themselves.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
bluesky are literally tech fash (rationalists, coiners, neoreactionaries), so when they say "toxicity" they mean hating on their fellow nazis
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
I cannot wait for the day other instances untangle themselves from Bluesky moderation so I can move off here without playing the risk of my friends being banned from seeing me, uuuuuugh
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I cannot wait for the day other instances untangle themselves from Bluesky moderation so I can move off here without playing the risk of my friends being banned from seeing me, uuuuuugh
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
The fact they didn't even carve out an exemption for a notable celebrity is going to really bite them in the ass RE: public relations & site growth. Smart management doesn't open the door to a comedian doing a viral bit about "Bluesky: the website that bans you for calling out pedo defenders."
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The fact they didn't even carve out an exemption for a notable celebrity is going to really bite them in the ass RE: public relations & site growth. Smart management doesn't open the door to a comedian doing a viral bit about "Bluesky: the website that bans you for calling out pedo defenders."
at this point i expect at least three Bluesky employees to show up in the Epstein files
Patton Oswalt was banned because people pointed out that this was equal to, if not worse, than what Sarah Kendzior said, but also because Bluesky's mods are the most useless people alive.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
at this point i expect at least three Bluesky employees to show up in the Epstein files
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
Starbucks is on strike now. Don't cross the picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Starbucks is on strike now. Don't cross the picket line.
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
i just spent an hour listening to some shithead who works for a marketing company talk about how he helped create a "framework" for "ethical AI"
my current plan is to lie down for a nap and hopefully dream about blowing up data centers
my current plan is to lie down for a nap and hopefully dream about blowing up data centers
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i just spent an hour listening to some shithead who works for a marketing company talk about how he helped create a "framework" for "ethical AI"
my current plan is to lie down for a nap and hopefully dream about blowing up data centers
my current plan is to lie down for a nap and hopefully dream about blowing up data centers
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
don't forget 🤖🚫
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
don't forget 🤖🚫
the best time to post this was never
which is, coincidentally, the best time to do anything mentioned in the post
which is, coincidentally, the best time to do anything mentioned in the post
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the best time to post this was never
which is, coincidentally, the best time to do anything mentioned in the post
which is, coincidentally, the best time to do anything mentioned in the post
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
NieR Automata genuinely might be one of the most important game releases of all time explicitly because of how it directly inspired DXVK, yes.
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NieR Automata genuinely might be one of the most important game releases of all time explicitly because of how it directly inspired DXVK, yes.
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
I think the craziest thing about today's news is it legitimately wouldn't exist if someone wasn't vexed so much by 2B that they started a whole project to be able to play NieR Automata on their Linux PC.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think the craziest thing about today's news is it legitimately wouldn't exist if someone wasn't vexed so much by 2B that they started a whole project to be able to play NieR Automata on their Linux PC.
Reposted by Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
